Adam Birkholtz Watch 2026

Noel // 28 // NYC Writing: Always Halfway to Go (the water aerobics AU), the Bittle Birkholtz Brousins, After the Raven, and So Cold and So Sweet. No fics are abandoned, I’m just tired.

[dreamingnemleria]

[dragon-in-a-fez]

[weltenwellen]

Joy Sullivan, “If I Had a Hundred Lives to Live”, Instructions for Traveling West

[emmaklee]

Nishimoto Ryota

a piece of wood carved to fit perfectly into a zippered plastic bag

[elexecution]

i got a new hairbrush today. diary entry of a girl from 1843. mama says a whole boar was killed to make this for me. think of that, dear journal. a whole boar slain for a little girl such as myself.

[fandom-trash-goblin]

we've got a life to love living.

[teaboot]

advice that has literally saved and improved my life

[can-i-make-image-descriptions]

[Image IDs: Tumblr posts. Image #1: homunculus-argument: Uncomfortable facts of life:

Nobody's going to magically swoop into rescue you. You can't just sit there and expect someone else to come save you. You have to get your shit together and do it yourself.

About 90% of the time, the "it" you have to do on your own is pushing yourself to walk up to someone else and use your words to say "hey I need help."

Image #2: tordenvejr: you can't avoid yourself into a life you love

Image #3: kosmogrl: #um guys, I think we need to stop waiting for 'the right time' and just start doing the things we want whenever because the right time's never gonna come, and if we keep waiting it's just gonna turn into an endless cycle

Image #4: proBuccalFat: #it's fucking wild because one day you're like i guess i'm not dying tragically young and you go to the store and you buy dental floss, ingredients for soup, and a bath mat

Image #5: northernstrcr: they were right btw. you have to dig yourself out of your grave over and over again

Image #6: soracities: some days you really do have to just find and wrench one tiny thing from the world w the determination of a hog digging out truffles and make it your anchor. raindrops on a window. smell of the bakery in the supermarket. single defiant tuft of grass between the cracks of the pavement. etc. hold it all w equally grubby and defiant hands.

Image #7: glowCowBoy: gonna take a hot shower and put on a big t shirt and my undies and i'm gonna sit on the floor and color at my coffee table like im 6 years old again and then i'll feel better

Image #8: superOrganism: you have to be annoying and do everything as passionately and genuinely as possible because we live in a world where everyone operates though sixteen layers of post irony and to love with recklessness is literally counterculture.

Image #9: aridante: get in loser we're living past the end of our myth /End IDs]

[storja-historja]

[boycritter]

"unbecoming" is such a great word. bro that shit was so rude you no longer Are

[kiss2012]

not to be a holsom truther but jesus christ

[mediaforanya]

seated for the vampire season of course

[heytherecentaurs]

If Emily is Brennan’s nemesis, an equal opponent he respects even as she endeavours to destroy him, and Ally is his supervillain, a chaotic and malevolent force within the established reality and confines of D20, then Katie is an eldritch horror so far beyond his comprehension, a being of pure, unpredictable and unknowable evil from outside reality, engendering utter madness as a perfectly reasonable response to encountering her.

[lhurluberlu-hululant]

do you think Carnival was burning brighter than their first sunset

[beardedmrbean]

Rick Rolled a entire stadium full of people, epic.

[spoiledlg-deactivated20260424]

[dykeseinfeld]

SAMWELL HILLEL AND SAMWELL MEN'S HOCKEY PRESENT

PASS OVER THE KEG!!!!!!!!!!!

tell pharoah to LET MY PEOPLE PARTYYYYYYYY‼️‼️ 🎊🎊 time 🕙 to part 🌊 the red PUSSY amiright*** 🤪🤪 remember to leave a keg 💦💦 out for elijah 😩 anyone who finds the afikomen 🫓gets to do a kegstand 🍻🥴🥴

***(enthusiastic verbal consent is key please see not-so-sober monitors shitty knight and john johnson and they will unleash all 10 plagues onto any violators)

[mint-swirl]

clown event still possible

[cuunos]

jellyfish lifecycles piss me off a little bit

[cuunos]

you don't have to do that. you can just not do that

[eddieintheocean]

:D they can do more :D (x)

[meanbuddhist]

you have to withstand it bro. you have to endure it patiently