Spending Life Pretending

| she/her | kit if you need something to call me | ace | president of the Mary Shelley fan club | i have a media studies degree + adhd so things come and go, but the mainstays are TRC, RotE, IWtV, TLT, Lymond, and IOL

[spending-life-pretending]

🤭did you know🤔🤔that lestat and his mom🤰are fucking⁉️🤯🫣did you know🙋lestat fucks his mom‼️?? gabriella is lestat’s mom😱🤯yeahh🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️you know sofia? the woman lestat FUCKS🥵and KISSES💋with TONGUE👅🤪? she’s actually gabriella🙂‍↕️and gabriella is lestat’s MOM💀🪦😵did you know that?🙈😜isnt that crazy?? she’s his MOM‼️🫨lestat is doing INCEST🗣️with his MOM🤭have you heard🤣💥gabriella?🤫🙊she’s lestat’s mom😱🤯hey‼️did you know that—

[punkedupfae]

Alright ive seen enough

Someone put a blanket over my cage.

[spending-life-pretending]

what the fuck is going on

[creekfiend]

many women are excited to get old and weird, but i have great news that it's fully possible to become weird now, before you get old. just imagine the heights of weirdness you will be able to reach in fifty years if you get started now. that's what I think

[kidspawn]

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[ashoss]

“word hashtag my word #myword” has done irreversible damage to my vocabulary

[deadbeatmaker]

[0dubiousexistence0]

[spending-life-pretending]

i made the dumbest devil’s minion edit of all time btw.

thank you danny gonzalez for this stupid song and my friend for playing it in the car and encouraging me when i said “wait…you know who this reminds me of?”

[hagstoned]

DEVIL’S MINION + MEMORY 1. Unknown - 2. Charli xcx & John Cale, House - 3. Erin Morgenstern, The Starless Sea - 4. Marguerite Duras, No More [C’est Tout] tr. Richard Howard - 5. Alexander Pope, Eloisa to Abelard - 6. Hanif Kureishi, The Buddha of Suburbia - 7. John Green, The Fault In Our Stars - 8. Brenna Twohy, I Know It’s a Little Late - 9. John Steinbeck, Journal of a Novel: The East of Eden Letters - 10. Alison Malee, The Day Is Ready for You - 11. Interview With The Vampire (2024) - 12. Gregory Orr, When Eurydice Saw Him - 13. The Vampire Lestat (2026) - 14. iris, there’s a thin line… - 15. Ryan O’Connell - 16. Mira Grant, Blackout - 17. Matt Haig, The Midnight Library

[raptorcivilization]

Reminder to all nonbinary people: You can summon SUE the T. rex for aid

[princesssarisa]

What is your middle name?

The name of one of my parents

The name of a relative or ancestor

The name of a friend of a parent

My mother's maiden name

A religious figure's name

Just a name my parents liked

Other

I don't have a middle name

Voting ended onJul 13

I'm Option #1: My middle name is my mom's name. But I'd like to know if that practice is very common or not.

[tockthewatchdog]

[yuriinullification]

topless mahjong is gonna be the next big thing

[goldcrescent]

First day on the job and I’m getting my long awaited vengeance against my father’s evil vizier but it turns out no one else knows how to do his job so I need to at least hire an accountant because I’m too rich to understand the concept of a budget, but we scared off the city’s comptroller who hid all our liquid assets and told only the master of laws, who we beheaded without checking on that and a rat crawls up my pant leg. So I try to at least call over some pest control but my stupid chud brother already killed all of them because they killed his son because our other brother killed MY son. So now we’re overrun by rats and I pivot to taking some petitions and this lady that looks strangely like my siblings’ mom (why?) tells me we’re out of food because of the blockade I put in place. So I ask my husband’s ex, who is on my cabinet because I’m kind of fucking her because of my complex about not being my father’s son, and she asks what my dad would do. So I do what my dad would do and ask a sad woman I’ve locked in my house, but she’s mad at me because I killed her dad. So I try to handle both the rat and the budget problem by making my entire merchant class eat the rats and sending my corrupt police force to rob their houses and now all my merchants are both pissed off and absolutely going to tell everyone the blockade was my fault. So I ask MY evil vizier what I should do but he’s mad at me because I won’t legitimize his peasant sons, one of which has one of my nukes and I just publicly humiliated twice. So I leave to consider if I should kill my littlest brother to relieve some stress, except another one of my fathers’ evil viziers’ evil fruit relatives tricked me and this isn’t any of my brothers. So I walk away with no one for protection except the chief of the aforementioned police force who I just encouraged to seize the property of nobles and we get stopped by one of my other nuke holding peasants who asks why he hasn’t gotten a paycheck in 4 months, and I tell him I’m broke as shit in front of the aforementioned corrupt police chief, who is also on the payroll that I don’t have. So I give up and circle back to my vice president and he thinks for a few minutes and then asks if I’ve tried bombing Iran

[marisatomay]

sure he understands leftist theory but does he believe feminism is a worthwhile and rigorous school of thought which is inextricable from class struggle

[empire-of-light]

A splinter of coldness in you. Is that what makes you fascinating?