Idijit

| K E L L Y |   I'm a mixture of just about everything you love.

[decidoeye]

Lin in Spirited Away  千と千尋の神隠し  2001 | dir. Hayao Miyazaki

[tittled]

[susa-maru]

[game-of-thrones-fans]

That’s So Three-Eyed Raven

[queerdungeons]

the first time i ever smoked weed was with like 5 other people under an overpass in pittsburgh and i just remembered how tiny the joint was and i’m like wondering now did we even get high at all. unrelated but also they found a body under that overpass like the day after we were there

[queerdungeons]

[fauxfable]

In 2018 all of our reaction gifs will come from old Barbie VHS movies

[cockyhorror]

This is the best news I’ve heard all week

[theopenscroll]

[metal-queer-solid]

This is by far the greatest thing I’ve found in a junkyard.

So about a year ago me and my friend Nathan were walking around the “Pick-a-Part” in Clarksville Tennessee… We were searching for car badges and a spoiler to put on his trashy conversion van. While going through the lot we found what is probably the single greatest car to ever drive on any road in the world.

You are looking at… a Dora the Explorer themed gangster car… I’ve seen spongebob themed cars, Newport themed cars, sports team themed cars, but THIS.

trumps them all.

OH BUT IT GETS SO MUCH BETTER!!!!

You see… there has to be a reason that a car like this…

Would end up in the junkyard… SO me and Nathan did some looking around and tried to figure out why…

I still can’t believe the decals on this…. wait…

HOLD ON ONE FUCKING SECOND!

OH!

OH MY FUCKING GOD!

YES! SOMEONE ACTUALLY GOT SHOT WHILE DRIVING THEIR DORA THE EXPLORER CAR IN CLARKSVILLE TENNESSEE!

And THAT, is the single greatest thing I’ve found in a junkyard to this day.

[vracious]

okay this is totally wild but i RECOGNIZE THIS CAR

and i actually have a picture of it from its functioning days - this is dated 2012 -

parked in front of an adult store!

[jewishprincess-deactivated20220]

Dark tumblr show me the history of this car

[majesty-intensifies]

Show me the forbidden Carfax

[trevenanl-deactivated20200913]

me, in Breath of the Wild, walking into Hyrule Castle to save Zelda after 100+ hours of picking flowers and riding horses while she fought Calamity Ganon alone

[slaughterhousefive]

[burqa-jpg]

[10knotes]

spot the difference

[cowboydevito]

passing a group of men in public:

[joshmuratori]

[melaninerd]

Truly this is men

[forza-tricolor-deactivated20181]

Sis leave his ain’t-shit ass

[dynastylnoire]

That’s that bullshit

[gunzee]

[prominent-nipple]

[teuer]

me waiting for the fall of capitalism while working

[veryfunnymemes]

[game-of-thrones-fans]

For when GoT comes out next year

[quitesoftspot-deactivated202010]