welcome to clowntown

(she/her) avi by @rose-and-lemongrass beverage? ☕🍵🍹🧉🧋🧃🥛

[cheddar-baby]

Forgot to close a parenthesis and now spirits enter me like a waterslide

[oneheadtoanother]

[tachyon-log]

(USAmerican trying to imagine a societal environment) Okay, so picture a highway,

[fishmech]

inability to correctly perceive 3d objects is in fact far more dangerous when someone is driving a car next to you then when they're like, sending emails to you.

[bunniope]

can we focus on the gnome for a second

[bunniope]

wait sorry i was not wearing my glasses. that is a cat

[ladyofspoons]

these are the people i have to share a highway with

[sarcoptid]

FITTED TO WHOM

[sparkytheandroid]

MEEEEEEEEEEEE BABYYYYYYYYYYY!!!

[sarcoptid]

NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[queer-cosette]

this post makes me snort every single time

[vindogy]

I love when people criticize tiktok and then the notes are full of people like "ok but tumblr is just as bad" no bitch it isn't. imagine if popularity was determined by how hot you are. imagine how much that would suck. not for me of course i'd rock that shit but imagine it for you guys

[starofhisheart]

Happy pride to those 5 seconds where Charlie Swan thought Jacob was coming out to him in the most insane way possible

[niamh-the-puca-blog]

I have never seen twilight but this scene make me want to watch it

[cockyhorror]

I'm deep in my archive looking for one thing one person said one time and I'm realising that maybe receiving multiple anonymous asks a day about being loved or hated was part of why I was even more insufferable than the average 18-23 year old

[cockyhorror]

michael cera is starting to look grown up and it makes me sad

we all are aging with him

[cockyhorror]

so how does this one hit 10 years later

[cockyhorror]

Do you ever have days where your hair is just annoying and not because it looks bad just the feeling of having hair on your head is pissing you off and you wanna shave it but you don't because you do like your hair just NOT TODAY IT'S IN MY WAY AND MY HEAD FEELS CROWDED

[cockyhorror]

Turns out i have autism

[cockyhorror]

"Google is your friend" have you considered i wanted a slither of human interaction. I thought YOU were my friend >:(

[ruhrohrexia]

i wont worry about it i say to myself with the always worried disorder

[cockyhorror]

I think we're gonna be ok actually

[cockyhorror]

New mandala effect: since when did the very hungry caterpillar eat junk food and not like an entire field of cabbages

Did my school censor the very hungry damn caterpillar

[cockyhorror]

I just encountered it for the first time in probably 25 years and I thought, this must be an American version or something. Those are very american foods. Where are all the cabbages. 15 confused minutes later I'm pretty sure there's only one version

[cockyhorror]

I got The Very Hungry Caterpillar (Jamie Oliver's Version)

[cockyhorror]

New mandala effect: since when did the very hungry caterpillar eat junk food and not like an entire field of cabbages

Did my school censor the very hungry damn caterpillar

[cockyhorror]

I just encountered it for the first time in probably 25 years and I thought, this must be an American version or something. Those are very american foods. Where are all the cabbages. 15 confused minutes later I'm pretty sure there's only one version

[cockyhorror]

New mandala effect: since when did the very hungry caterpillar eat junk food and not like an entire field of cabbages

Did my school censor the very hungry damn caterpillar

[cockyhorror]

Me burning myself on the kettle i boiled 5 minutes ago: I should have known... it was chekovs kettle

[antlered-vixen]

I am so tired of short-attention-span, trim-the-fat culture. All writing advice these days is for how to write like Chuck Palahniuk. "Cut 'think', cut 'feel', cut 'wonder' - only action, only pushing forward, show and move and move and move." What if I could emulate this style, and still don't want to? What if I want to write like Henry James, with three paragraphs of introspective musings between each dialogue line? The music advice is, "make it shortform, make it Tik-Tok compatible, make it punchy, hit the refrain as soon as possible." What if I want that 10-minute prog rock piece? What if I want that symphony? What if I want it slow and luxurious and lazy? Movies. Series. Poetry. Bodies. Everything is "trimmed trimmed trimmed trimmed, stripped bare, you have three seconds to win me over, make it airport chic." I don't want to win you over, then, I guess. I want the fat left it. I want the pleasure and the indolence and the indulgence. Fuck this art-advice that's always "your art needs Ozempic."

[cockyhorror]

[cockyhorror]

If I clock any account posting on any platform with AI generated text - and to me it seems like 80% of it is AI now - I'm hitting block/not interested immediately. Stop wasting my time, why should I read it when no one bothered to write it 🙄

[cockyhorror]

What else should I add