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[cockyhorror]

"Google is your friend" have you considered i wanted a slither of human interaction. I thought YOU were my friend >:(

[ruhrohrexia]

i wont worry about it i say to myself with the always worried disorder

[cockyhorror]

I think we're gonna be ok actually

[cockyhorror]

New mandala effect: since when did the very hungry caterpillar eat junk food and not like an entire field of cabbages

Did my school censor the very hungry damn caterpillar

[cockyhorror]

I just encountered it for the first time in probably 25 years and I thought, this must be an American version or something. Those are very american foods. Where are all the cabbages. 15 confused minutes later I'm pretty sure there's only one version

[cockyhorror]

I got The Very Hungry Caterpillar (Jamie Oliver's Version)

[cockyhorror]

New mandala effect: since when did the very hungry caterpillar eat junk food and not like an entire field of cabbages

Did my school censor the very hungry damn caterpillar

[cockyhorror]

I just encountered it for the first time in probably 25 years and I thought, this must be an American version or something. Those are very american foods. Where are all the cabbages. 15 confused minutes later I'm pretty sure there's only one version

[cockyhorror]

New mandala effect: since when did the very hungry caterpillar eat junk food and not like an entire field of cabbages

Did my school censor the very hungry damn caterpillar

[cockyhorror]

Me burning myself on the kettle i boiled 5 minutes ago: I should have known... it was chekovs kettle

[antlered-vixen]

I am so tired of short-attention-span, trim-the-fat culture. All writing advice these days is for how to write like Chuck Palahniuk. "Cut 'think', cut 'feel', cut 'wonder' - only action, only pushing forward, show and move and move and move." What if I could emulate this style, and still don't want to? What if I want to write like Henry James, with three paragraphs of introspective musings between each dialogue line? The music advice is, "make it shortform, make it Tik-Tok compatible, make it punchy, hit the refrain as soon as possible." What if I want that 10-minute prog rock piece? What if I want that symphony? What if I want it slow and luxurious and lazy? Movies. Series. Poetry. Bodies. Everything is "trimmed trimmed trimmed trimmed, stripped bare, you have three seconds to win me over, make it airport chic." I don't want to win you over, then, I guess. I want the fat left it. I want the pleasure and the indolence and the indulgence. Fuck this art-advice that's always "your art needs Ozempic."

[cockyhorror]

[cockyhorror]

If I clock any account posting on any platform with AI generated text - and to me it seems like 80% of it is AI now - I'm hitting block/not interested immediately. Stop wasting my time, why should I read it when no one bothered to write it 🙄

[cockyhorror]

What else should I add

[cockyhorror]

The first 15 seconds of Do You Remember feel like when you're Lana Del Rey drunk at the club

[cockyhorror]

If I clock any account posting on any platform with AI generated text - and to me it seems like 80% of it is AI now - I'm hitting block/not interested immediately. Stop wasting my time, why should I read it when no one bothered to write it 🙄

[kosmogrl]

[kumboochies]

[traversety]

the spirit is willing but the flesh is so fucking out of it rn. actually the flesh would like to pack it up and leave. it's done with the horrors.

[cockyhorror]

Watching people interact normally with posts that are obviously written by chat-gpt makes me feel like I'm losing my mind

[cockyhorror]

Everybody on Facebook and Instagram is talking to ghosts and I don't understand whether people are just accepting it and engaging anyway or they genuinely haven't noticed that chat-gpt text has the same awful tone every time

[cockyhorror]

Watching people interact normally with posts that are obviously written by chat-gpt makes me feel like I'm losing my mind

[cockyhorror]

Nev and Max on catfish season 1: who knows this could be the love of your life!!!

Nev and Max on catfish season 7: come on Travis you fucking idiot

[cockyhorror]

Are...are notes gone? Were they always gone? How long have they been gone without me noticing? I have individual counts for comments and reblogs and likes now but no notes????????

[cockyhorror]

Please tell me it's an app glitch please

[cockyhorror]

And WHY is there a short form video tab that immediately scared me with an AI e-girl pleeeaaaase tumblr the children yearn for 2016 now is the time to embrace who you truly are. Put the notes back and get rid of the scary AI girl tab