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I can only picture Victor and Harlander arguing about appropriate dick size for the creature, considering what Harlander hoped for.

#frankenstein #frankenstein 2025

persephoning

The funniest part of having a hot monster in any Frankenstein adaptation is that basically means that Victor did that on purpose. Plenty of corpse bits out there, but this dweeb went no! He must have good bone structure! A nice arse!

damn, kwei was *hot*.

#predator badlands

st-pam

Too bad WWDITS ended before Nosferatu came out. The stuff they could have done with a desperate, sociopathic realtor followed by a camera crew trying to sell a house to an Orlock-type vampire while being completely oblivious to all the vampire stuff and that he's boinking his wife.

#what we do in the shadows #nosferatu 2024

adar season one to season two redo

#i should have used that last picture to start with #s2 adar got everyone pregnant #adar #the rings of power #elrond #rop crack #too lazy to redo with matching font

Adar season one to season two

#adar #the rings of power #still refusing to choose between them #loved both actors

Hc that Uruks don't kiss - it's just not practical for a race with fangs that can cut the inside of their own mouths - making the ones present during the Galadriel/Elrond smooch VERY confused. Is this how Elves say goodbye?

Unbeknowst to Adar, a trend spread in the Uruk camp, with his children trying to make their own version of the act which ranged from bloody tongue biting to this

#lotr orcs #uruk #the rings of power #adar and sauron did everything but kiss #adar

Still in functional denial, I'm finding myself craving everything Uruk culture. What were their laws among themselves, did they have art and stories? How were children welcomed and reared? Were they all tender parents or was Glug's open love for his family an anomaly?

#the rings of power #lotr orcs #uruk

Me, still in denial over the finale, trying to envision a way Adar could have kept his promise and have the Uruks live peacefully in their toxic, volcanic wasteland without pillaging the neighbours.

I guess they at least could have warm water?

#lotr orcs #adar #uruk #feels like he would have had a rebellion on his hands sooner or later #the rings of power

I don't really ship Galadriel with anyone, but I will absolutely LOL at Sauron losing his literal shit over that she prefers a crusty ORC with a face like melted cheese over HIM.