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mod ghostie and mod bing here to write more kinky shit || 18+ only

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hey fuckos, i mainly use this ro reblog but here's my tagging system since a lot of authors/artist dont like their smut being tagged with the real names!! also, kinks will always be tagged!!

YTers in General

Mark -- Cumiplier

Jack -- JackSepticCum

Ethan -- CrankPornos

Tyler -- Sinning Always

Arin -- Hey I'm Grump

Danny -- I'm Not So Grump

Ross -- The Animator

Barry -- The Editor

Suzy -- Goth Mom

Brian -- Ninja Daddy

Vernon -- Hipster Daddy

Mark Egos

Dark -- VHS Fucker

Wilford -- Pink Murderer

Host -- The Narrator

Author -- The Writer

Google -- Blue Robot

Bing -- Meme Machine

Bim -- The Gameshow Host

Ed -- Country Boy

Silver -- Super Silver

Jims -- Reporter Twins

Yandere -- Lovesick Murderer

King -- Squirrely King

Iplier -- Softer Doctor

Kink -- Ballgag Boy

Bop -- Singiplier

Cool Patrol -- Cool Dude

Devil -- The King Of Hell

Harold -- Man Of The Law

Yancy -- Jailbird

Illinois -- Assventurer 

Magnum -- Salty Sailor 

E-Boy -- Emo Fucker

Derek -- Darling Dad 

Erik -- Sweet Son

Norman -- Blood!

Jack Egos

Anti -- Glitch Bitch

Chase -- Trickshot Daddy

Schneep -- Ze Good Doctah

Marvin -- Magic Kitten

Jackie -- Superhero Boy

Dapper -- Vintage Lad

Robbie -- Zomboi

Ethan Egos

Blank -- Corrupted Cunt

Father Ethan -- Fuck Me Father

Mad Mike -- Ice Cream Criminal

WKM Egos

Actor -- The Hero

Ben -- Butler Forever

Celine -- Witch Mom

Damien -- The Mayor

William -- War Hero 

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alright, gonna watch the new video from mark -- yall want animatronic NSFW or nah ~mod ghostie

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An//ti//ave///rage Primal Kink

woooo, 2 ficlets in one day????

anyway more of the se///////pt//////tic boys pls thank u

Chase huffs out a breath he had no idea he was holding in. Head spinning -- drunk on pleasure alone. His arms give out under him, his ass high up in the air, snapback falling from its home atop his head. His emotions mixed together, pleasure, shame, nervousness, arousal, a longing.

A longing to stay in this place under the other ego. 

Anti growls as he grabs the other’s hair, yanking him up into an arch, angling his thrusts just right against Chase’s sweet spot. His moans, his groans, each noise he made could only be described as animalistic. He knew the other wanted this as badly as him -- hell, it had been Chase’s idea to even engage this hook-up. A sob story of a text, an invitation to his apartment, mouths clashing against mouths as they hurriedly undressed on the spot. Grabbing desperately at each other like animals. 

Anti didn’t mind at all. Why should he? This was all instinct. This was how nature worked. 

His free hand reaches down, thrusting his hard cock deep inside Chase, scratching long brutal claw marks along his pale back. The soft white turning a violent red, matching the bites from their rushed foreplay. His cock picking up it’s pace, practically slamming into Chase, fucking each moan out of him, fucking each beg out of him. 

“Fuck--” Chase chokes out a moan, “harder, f-faster--”

Anti doesn’t answer, scratching another long hard swipe into Chase’s back, his hips driving deeper, harder, faster. Growling low, practically akin to a beast than an ego. It’s been so fucking long since he’s had such a pathetic willing prey to use. 

“All mine,” Anti’s hand lets go of Chase’s mess of brown hair. Pleased at his body keeping the same arched position he had him in. Each slam into his tight heat making the glitch shiver with delight. He can practically feel the few drops of pre-cum dripping down from Chase’s own throbbing uncut cock. “You’re my prey, all mine to fuck and use, and you don’t care at all, do you? You fuckin’ enjoy it don’t you?” Chase closes his eyes, mouth open as he pants. It’s unfair how each thrust hits his prostate perfectly, how each fuck into his body makes him cry out pathetically. It’s unfair how amazing Anti was at this -- practically an animal. “I..fuck! Anti--!” “Answer me,” Anti growls.

His hips stop, just the head inside Chase, breathing heavy as his free hands move from their tight grip against his hips to over the other’s shoulders. Laying them both down on hands and knees, his heated body against Chase’s. Their hearts beating out their chests as Chase whimpers. 

“Wait, Anti please, please please please I’m almost there--” “I said answer me, prey, answer your predator’s question before I leave you alone to deal with yourself.” his glitching voice gravelly demands.  

“Anti, I…”

Chase’s pants are interrupted. Barely getting a moan in as Anti bites down hard against his jawline. Nails digging into Chase’s pinned hands, cornering him. His own pride had long since washed away as soon as Anti showed up to his door, all he needed was pleasure and instincts now. Be damned his shame, be damned his nervousness, be damned anything human.

He needed this. 

And he needed it now. 

The carpet digs into his knees as Anti bites and kisses along his jaw. Panting just as loud as before, shaking in desire. 

“I need you, I...I fucking love the way you fuck into me. I love the way your cock pounds into me, it fe-feels so fucking good. I’m--” Anti growls, arousal drumming through Chase as he feels Anti slowly push in, “I’m your prey, nothing more than for you to use as you see fit -- fuck -- I’m all yours to ruin, Please, Anti, fucking ruin me--”

Anti growls. Primal, low, downright otherworldly. Glitching back to his position above Chase, his hands rough against his hips, fucking back into him. Feeling the other clench and grind back, full on whining as the pleasure from once before fills him again. 

“I’m gonna ruin you for anyone and everyone, you’re mine now, prey, fuckin’ got that?” Chase looks back. The once pathetic tear stained face Anti had come to know changed. His mouth hanging open, moaning as each thrust in makes him gasp, pupils blown wide, hair a full on mess as his pale skin leaves ruins of the other’s scratches and bites. 

The most perfect prey Anti ever had the pleasure of playing with.

“Fuck yes, all yours, Anti. all yours--”

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Somonophilia with Mark

long time no see lol

heres some gender neutral reader with Mark getting woken up with sex after a wet dream uwu

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The dull ache following you in your dream manifests slowly into a throbbing pleasure, drumming through you, making your body tingle with all too familiar sensations. Your moans soft, drawn out, slowly registering where you are. Mark’s body warm against you, his lap your seat -- feeling the soft throb of his cock nudging against the small of your back. Leaking pre-cum down your heated skin as his tongue and teeth work against the nape of your neck. His voice low as he could manage, groans vibrating against your skin as he works his way down. Nipping, sucking, leaving his marks along your neck -- practically claiming you as his. 

All as that obscene hand of his works along your sex, nudging your thighs apart, working his smooth fingers along your slickness, loosing himself in your pleasure.

You cry out softly, how did you end up in this position? Weren’t you two just laying down for the night? When did you end up here? Not that you’re complaining… “You ask too many questions,” Mark replies, a roaming hand reaching up to your chest, toying at your hard nipple. His hot breath against your ear, sending shivers of pleasure down your spine as his other continues to tease you. Fingers stroking along your sweet spot, your own pre-cum dribbling down your thighs. His cock hard, jerking back and forth at each beg. Nobody knew how to pleasure you better than Mark. Nobody. 

“I just want to make you feel good,” he growls, biting down along your neck -- no doubt already bruising -- “You have no idea how badly I need you and your body. You have no idea how badly you turn me on.” His hand picks up it’s pace, caressing your most sensitive spots, grinding you back against his cock, your bodies hot and slick against one another. Your heart races as his hand moves from your chest, grabbing your chin in an unexpected moment of gentleness. Emotions, sensations, pure instinct bubbling inside you two as you rock back. Positioning your neck back in a desperate whine. Kissing him with all you had to offer. Mark’s facial hair scratches against your face, lips soft as a dream as you kiss back. Your tongues moving against one another, moans melting into one another’s, his soft black hair sticking to your forehead. 

You buck your hips back into his hand, Mark giving a gravelly groan, stroking against your arousal just as he had before. Just how you liked it. 

“Fuck, you feel so good, taste so good…”

His voice echoes, the vision you had slowly fading. The dull darkness greeting you, your tired mind slowly registering as you awake -- your body against your shared comforters. The house quiet as can be, the usual sounds of late night L.A.. All seemed the same.

Save for the pleasure drumming through you, a hand still on you, stroking and fondling you in the most mind blowing way. 

Your body arches up into the touch, mouth opening in a soft sleepy moan. Taking in your surroundings -- still in the shared bed you fell asleep in, the soft light from the nearby lamp would have made your awakening rude.

If it hadn't been for Mark and the sight before you.

Your pajama pants and underwear gathered at your knees, his hand moving along your arousal, slick with your own pre-cum. Thighs shaking as you buck into his touch -- just as you had in your wet dream. 

Turning your sights onto Mark himself, groaning as he jerks himself off. Cock hard in his hand, matching the rhythm he set for you. His eyes dark, barely shining in the dim light, each stroke along his sensitive cock head only making him throb harder for you.

His sleepy eyes catch yours. A devilish smirk gracing along his face. Catching his breath as he leans over to kiss your cheek. 

“Sorry, you started grinding on me in your sleep,” he curses lowly, watching you bite your lip and grind back against him, “we’ve been so pent up lately, I figured I could wake you up from a good dream the best way I knew how…”

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that's good to here!! i honestly thought you guys left the blog to unalive :(( (bc tbh i love the fics you guys write!)

oh bruh i could never ono i love yall and lewding the boys sm!! im so sorry i was gone or scared yall D:

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hope you mods are doing okay :(( haven't heard from y'all since

we gucci!! i lost the password to this blog but we alright!! i plan on FINALLY writing again when i wake up tomorrow :) i got a lovely He//e Hoo request. with breeding!! owo

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not dead!! mod ghostie is a dumbass and lost the password to this blog!!

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YALL VOTE FOR MARK GETTING DICKED DOWN AND ILL WRITE ON HERE FOR REQUESTS AGAIN

NassNiss🏳️‍🌈 on Twitter

“As a big thank you for your support, we will celebrate my 4k-followers milestone by releasing one of the exclusive videos I made here to th

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Do you guys still take requests or are you good with what's in the inbox rn? I wouldn't want to clog it up even further if it's the latter

We’ll always take requests and asks unless we specifically say we’re turning them off, but please recognize that there are over a 1000 messages in the inbox. It’s totally okay to send in a request but please don’t spam it, especially as I’m going through and cleaning the inbox out as much as I can and if I see the same repeated prompt over and over I will end up deleting it and might even delete the original.

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Mark being a little pain slut for Jack.

On his knees, looking up with pure adoration and lust in his eyes. Hands behind his back -- just so he can’t hide himself. Jack’s finger tilting his head up, a smirk that meant trouble spreading across his lips.

“Tell me what I want to hear.” 

Mark gulps, way too far gone in his own lust to deny him.

“Hit me, slap me, make me hurt, please Jack--”

“Good boy,” Jack chuckles. His own hard cock outlining in his pants. No match for Mark’s. Already leaking pre cum, tenting the front of his sweatpants. “Asking so fuckin’ nicely for me.”

He raises his hand, slapping Mark across his face, The groan and drop of his head only makes Jack sigh. “God, you have such a pretty face to just wreck.”

Mark looks back up, only to get another slap across his face, The other side stinging with the first, his hips bucking up for any attention to his cock. Whining ever so pathetically.

“Makes me just want to do this over and over.” Jack raises Mark by his hair tightly, tugging his zipper down to Mark’s delight, Eyes softening, mouth hanging open. Desperate to have the taste of Jack and his cum on his tongue.

“Please do, God--” Mark hisses, Jack’s tight pulls makes those damn shivers of his run down his spine. His lips right up against the head of Jack’s heated cock. Smearing pre cum along his bottom lip. His cheeks red from the slaps and blushing. “Hit me hard, bruise me, God just please beat me until I’m begging to cum.”

“Be careful what you wish for.” he laughs, shoving his cock in. His moans softer than Mark’s. “Maybe after this I’ll slap that hard pathetic cock of yours around like you want so badly, slut.”

With that promise, Mark hallows his cheeks and starts to bob his head along Jack’s throbbing heavy cock.

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Okay but real fast- can we get a bite of the C*lonel? Ngl I kinda just wanna eat W*lliam out 😔😔✌️✌️✌️

fuck yee!! we Need more of egos being eaten out :D also sorry unedited kdjhf --mod ghostie

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The bedroom is warm and inviting -- you could practically fall asleep here had it not been for the task at hand. The warm glow of the fire in the fireplace behind you two only serves to cast William in an alluring glow. 

His naked body like Heaven to you, each curve and harden muscle, each soft touch and scar -- everything that made him...well, him, turned you on to no end. Your own sex throbbing in between your thighs, the bed creaking as you leaned down. 

“I figure you were one to receive but never give.” William chuckles. His face down in the pillows, ass up. His hips swaying ever so gently, teasing you. Your eyes watching with intent as his hand wrapped lazily around his cock, “I don’t mind at all. It’s nice to have someone so willing to give and receive.”

You laughs softly with him. His tanned skin and downright sinful look back at you is enough to push you to start. 

Your hands grab at his cheeks gently, spreading him open. Smirking as he gave a short gasp. “My, very hands on already...” he sighs. William’s hand still jerking himself, each point he reaches the tip of his throbbing cock, his finger swipes what pre cum he leaks.

Your lips make contact, kissing one cheek before leaning forward. Dragging your tongue along from the back of his balls up to his hole. Teasing the tight ring of muscle. Your tongue working him up. Running back down and up. Slowly, allowing William to really feel you.

By the sounds of his moans and a hushed mumble of your name -- it’s working.

“Who taught you that?” William catches his breath. 

Your hand swats his away from his own cock. Gripping and stroking him gently, moving from the base to the leaking tip. Licking back up to his hole before sighing. “Take a wild guess.”

“Point taken.”

You chuckle, before teasing your tongue into his hole again. Gently pressing in, moving around, listening to when the colonel in front of your moans or hisses in pleasure. Each movement of your tongue only being met with the rhythm of your strokes along his cock. Your free hand squeezing and kneading at his ass. Completely giving into him.

“Fuck, you’re amazing--” William moans, His accent heavy, rocking his hips back onto your mouth. His cock jerking as you stroke him. Groaning deep in your throat, knowing you’re the only giving him this pleasure. 

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maybe schn**p testing experimental uh chemicals (i don't wanna say the trigger word for you but stuff like aphrodisiacs and dick be grow chemicals) and another ego walking in and being forced to deal with the aftermath?

hi past me, merry christmas whore

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TW // dubcon? yeah i’d say so. also tw // drugs

“Wow...Who knew that an adventurer could be so slutty?” Henrik made notes as he watched Illinois struggle on the table, taking down his vitals and making sure his heart rate didn’t spike too high. “Really, you are lucky my colleague could not be here today. If I did not have plans later tonight to bend him over, I would settle for you.” 

He chuckled as he groped the other’s ass, watching him squirm and pant. “You do have that famous ass that all of Mark’s egos seem to carry though, so I am sure someone from your little house would use you. Maybe it would be that Google robot. I heard he is quite violent, and what a treat that would be!” 

He patted Illinois’ leg, glancing at the clock. “I am grabbing lunch.” He set down his clipboard, stretching as he glanced around. “Remember to up dose, mixing version A.7 with D.2.” He left his coat behind as he strolled out of his lab, whistling something softly as he shut the door behind him.

It felt like hours for the newer ego, squirming on the cold metal table and desperate for heat. It seemed like time was both going too fast too comprehend but also slowing down, dragging him down deeper into need and confusion as he wasn’t sure what day it was, let alone how long his captor had been gone.

When he heard the door click open he perked up, eyes widening as he thought finally the strange scientist would be back and he would finally be let free. Instead, there was a man with a white mask who was standing at the door. He blinked and the other was standing beside the table, gloved hands skating over his body.

It felt like Heaven, Illinois arching off the table with a moan, desperate for more, more, more. He didn’t care if he didn’t recognize the man, didn’t care if he would hurt him or help him or even free him. All he knew was that he wanted more touch.

“Please...” He hated how needy he sounded, cock leaking pre. He’d already came twice that day, Henrik replacing the condom on him every day, and he was already prepped open, methodical gloved fingers making sure he could take the plug that currently rested inside of him. Every time he came close to passing out the doctor would pull it out and abuse his prostate until he was about to cry before leaving him alone again.

The magician in front of him chuckled at the needy little thing he was being on the table, carefully removing his gloves. He didn’t want something so lowly to ruin them. “Oh, I’ll help you. Don’t worry.”

Marvin was careful as he undid the straps on Illinois’ legs, allowing them to be lifted up and thrown over his shoulder, the adventurer pleading under his breath softly for the stranger to fuck him. “Please..I need you...it’s so hot...Can’t think..”

The plug was pulled out with a pop, Illinois whining at the lack of something inside of him. “Quit the whining. You’ll get your treat in a second.”

Illinois wasn’t sure exactly what he meant by that, but his question was answered as Marvin shoved his way inside of the other, Illinois giving a broken sob as his cock twitched, pleasure and pain combined nearly enough to push him over the edge. He hadn’t even noticed the other pull his cock out, too preoccupied with the burning sensation that never seemed to leave his skin.

Marvin was kind enough to give him a minute to adjust, but he couldn’t even wait the full minute before he was rocking his hips back and forth into the tight heat, loving how needy and desperate the other was. “I wonder what big bad Hen was doing to you.”

Marvin didn’t exactly want to know, but he was grateful for the doctor to leave such a nice little treat for him, ready to use and abuse without questions. His ass was so nice and tight and the tears running down the other’s face just caused him to twitch slightly. “Are you naturally this pathetic? I imagine you are.”

He bucked his hips forward, debating on whether or not to tease him, but who was he to be nice to just a little fucktoy like this?

He stated up a brutal pace, lifting Illinois up only to readjust him so he could fuck him deeper, wanting to hear the other squeal.

The adventurer’s world was meanwhile coming unraveled, everything too much and not enough. The harsh hands on his hips were wonderful yet caused him to wince, and he wished the other would touch him everywhere.

It seemed like hours for Illinois, but in just a few short minutes Marvin was coming inside of him, grunting as he filled him up with cum, using his hand to clumsily jerk Illinois off and have him screaming, filling up the condom as Marvin pulled out, chuckling as other’s hole fluttered and practically begged to be stuffed again. “Here. Since you’re so needy.” 

Marvin shoved the plug back in, grabbing a tissue and cleaning himself up before tucking himself back into his pants. “Tell Henrik thanks when he gets back. That was fun.”

He disappeared just like he entered, or maybe Illinois was just losing his mind. He had no idea, but he knew the drugs were still pumping through his system, keeping him overheated and desperate, even if his dick ached from over stimulation and he wanted to come home.

A knock on the door caused him to lift his head up, hoping Henrik would walk in, but much to his disappointment and excitement someone else’s head poked in.

“Hen?” Chase glanced around in confusion before his gaze settled on Illinois, the adventurer recognizing the fire in his eyes as the door was pushed open slowly, eyes examining him up and down.

It was going to be a long lunch break.

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Six words; Detective Abe. Is. A. Power. Bottom. (Please I’m begging you to write something about him ;-;)

Wilford was a mess when he looked like this. Hair plastered to his face, lips red from being bitten and teased, red marks littering his neck and chest that Abe knows is going to look wonderful when they turn into a wonderful purple to match the man’s famous pink look.

His arms were handcuffed behind his back, but they both knew that didn’t matter. What mattered was the intention, and the threats Abe had laid into him when he’d first cuffed him on the bed in the dirty cell he used for detaining people. 

“God, look at you. The great Wilford Warfstache all at my mercy.” Abe rolled a nipple between his fingers, smirking as the other squirmed underneath him, attempting to buck his hips up into Abe to get him to move.

Every thrust earned him a scolding in the form of Abe leaving another harsh mark on his body, the countless ones littering tanned skin showing how much more time Abe had been teasing him instead of riding him.

“Abe...old friend...Please, can’t you see I’m a little desperate?” Wilford tried to play it off, attempting to give an easy smile, but it came off more strained. 

“That’s why you keep squirming and ignoring my orders, right?” Wilford didn’t even look ashamed at that, giving an apologetic smile. 

“I can’t help it when your ass feels so heavenly.” He grinned and couldn’t help himself as his eyes roamed Abe’s body. “My gun just really wants to shoot a load in you, Abey! Can you play little Willy?” 

If looks could kill, Wilford would have never left that manor as the detective gave him a glare that could level a city. “You’re insufferable.” Abe lifted himself up, rolling his eyes before dropping back down, both men groaning in pleasure. “You talk about guns so much, it’s almost like you have a fetish.” 

Wilford refused to look him in the eyes, Abe laughing before pausing, really looking at the man. “Seriously? What, you want me to fuck you with a gun or something?” 

His eyes widened as he felt Wilford twitch inside of him, the man’s face getting as pink as his hair. “God, you’re such a fucking slut.”

Wilford was about to retort before Abe clenched around him, stealing the words right out of his mouth and turning them into a grunt. 

“New rule: you’re not allowed to speak. Every time you say something I hit you.”

Wilford winked, laughing as he thrust his hips up, delighted when he watched Abe squirm. “Is that a promise, detective?”

“That’s a mark and a hit.”

“Oh, Abe, you can’t be seri- ow!”

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Hear me out: sch//neep having to work the late shift all week, leaving him with no time for """recreational activities"""(wink wink). he snaps at one of the egos due to pent up stress and hormones, which leads to the ego punishing sch//neep for being a bit of a brat??? (also I love you!!!!)

“Maybe if you were not such a - a - Scheisse, ein Dummkopf you could actually make your job for once and help people correctly!”

Jackie blinked in surprise at Henrik, not entirely sure if what he heard was correct. Henrik had a bit of a temper, sure, but he’d never outright been entirely mean before. His remarks usually came with heavy sarcasm or something witty, not just cruel to be cruel. 

The hero slowly closed the fridge, turning around and raising an eyebrow at the other. Henrik immediately backed down, apologizing as he ran a hand through his already messy hair. He had a few coffee stains on his shirt and his coat had wrinkles all around it. His glasses were crooked too. Henrik was never someone who let himself be seen so unorganized, preferring to be more pristine, except in the mornings when the coffee hadn’t kicked in.

“Would you like to repeat yourself?” His eyes were as icy as his tone, voice level and stare piercing. Jackie had two types of rage; one where he had a hard time controlling himself and went on impulse, and one where everything was calculated because he wanted to watch the other person squirm. It was always the other Septics who seemed to be on the latter half of his rage.

Henrik seemed to be struggling, half of him wanting to repeat what he said with more emphasis this time, and the other half too tired to care. The doctor turned around, prepared to leave and not give the other his time, but before he could even blink Jackie was behind him, grabbing his hands and holding them behind his back. “Now that attitude just won’t do.”

It wasn’t hard to move the German when he was already weak from lack of sleep and Jackie was stronger that most, but that didn’t mean he didn’t put up a fight, kicking and hollering as he was forced against the kitchen table. “Now, doc, I really would consider shutting up. Unless you want the others to come running and see what’s about to happen.”

“What the fuck are you - ?” He gasped as he felt his pants and underwear pulled down in one go, ass on display right where everyone can see. 

“Nice briefs.” He snickered at the black undies, Henrik flushing red in anger in embarrassment as he squirmed more.

“Quit this! I have much work to do, Jackie!” He continued to squirm, attempting to get away until he felt a hand on his ass, freezing as he felt Jackie squeeze one of his cheeks.

“Naughty brats like you need a punishment. For such a rude sentence and continuing to squirm and bitch, I think you deserve about 20 of them. But don’t worry doc, I won’t even make you count them out this time.”

Henrik wasn’t sure what Jackie was getting at, but the second he felt pain blistering against his ass he suddenly knew. He let out a yelp, hissing and trying to glare back at Jackie as the hero just laughed, patting his ass in an almost loving fashion. 

“One down! Nineteen more to go, Henrik!” 

Jackie kept his pace steady, but each slap seemed to hurt more and more. The German couldn’t tell if it was from the fact he kept hitting the sensitive skin over and over or if he was using harder and harder smacks. 

While he hated the humiliation that he was going through, his dick seemed to love it, fully hard by the fifth hit and starting to leak pre by the seventeenth. 

“Wow. You’re just a little slut aren’t you? I can see the mess you’re making on the floor.” Jackie was almost impressed, smirking as he heard Henrik mumble something under his breath. “What was that? Speak up.” He squeezed one of Henrik’s heavy balls, clearly pent up just by the size, and the doctor moaned out loud, shoving his head against the table and whining.

“Here. Let me see if this helps jog your memory on what you said.” With that Jackie delivered the finally three blows in quick succession, harder than any previous hit.

Henrik saw stars as he finally came, the bubbling sensation in his stomach finally released and making his howl Jackie’s name, cum splattering against the floor as he felt his body turn to jelly, nearly passing out then and there.

“See? That wasn’t so bad.” Jackie straightened up, popping his neck as he turned to leave. “I would clean yourself up before the others arrived though. Who knows what they might to do you.”

He laughed as he left Henrik alone in the kitchen, the doctor not even able to stand as he sent a glare towards the doorway. He fucking hated Jackie sometimes, but he had to admit he felt a lot less stressed after that.

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BLESS YOU MOD BING (I can never find stuff for him anymore rip) - penny

now that i’m here i plan to start digging in the inbox and start trying to crank out replies my dude

also we’re going through and tagging nearly every post we can, so if in a couple of days y’all come across an untagged post just let us know

also! the tag list is pinned at the top so you can find your faves easier now

edit: the tagged list is under a read more because jesus christ there’s One Youtuber who has a Lot of Egos

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mark is excited by car sex 😳😳😳 might have to write a little sum about it

bro don’t worry i will for you a;lsdkfjal;dfkj

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Mark liked to think he was a responsible driver. He kept his hands mostly on the wheel, and he rarely looked away at the road, able to crack a joke even when he had to concentrate on the asshole in front of him who loved to slow down and then speed up the second Mark was about to pass him.

Luckily he didn’t have just the radio to keep him company this time, accompanied by you as he drove down the back roads. Your laughter kept him going, along with an unhealthy amount of soda. 

Finally the car in front turned off the road, leaving just the two of you seemingly alone. The road stretched for miles and miles, starts twinkling in the sky as the podcast played on, Mark occasionally snorting with a smile on his face while you laughed, always making him smile and glance over at you.

“I’m really glad you could come with me this time, I really though - “ He cut himself off as he felt your hand gently lay on his thigh, raising an eyebrow and opening his mouth to ask about it before you squeezed, promptly shutting him up.

“I- You know we’re driving, right? This isn’t some 80s porno where a man with a pizza can come in and bang someone, this could be - “ He was cut off again as he felt your hand slowly travel up his thigh, gulping as he gripped the steering wheel just slightly tighter, shooting a nervous glance at you. 

You weren’t even looking at him, eyes focused on the road with the smallest of smiles on the corner of your lips, the smile that always drove Mark wild.

“Seriously, we - “ He couldn’t help but grunt as he felt your hand gently squeeze his cock, jerking slightly in his seat in surprise. He was already half hard by the idea, knowing exactly where you wanted to take this, and it was incredibly embarrassing for him how hard he got at the idea.

He bit his lip, gulping nervously as he tried to play off the idea, laughing and about to turn it into a joke before you squeezed again, this time a soft whine falling from his lips, face blushing bright red in the darkness of the car. 

He glanced around the road, keeping as quiet as he could until he finally found a place to pull the car over after a minute of your senseless teasing to his cock through his pants. He was slow as he turned off the car, putting it in park and even using the emergency break as he undid his seat belt.

“That’s it.” He growled, eyes dark but smile on his lips betraying how he really felt, cock aching and stiff. “Back seat, now.”

The GPS was going to have to knock their trip back an hour or so after this.

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discord server!!

yo, we made a discord server for nsfw youtuber stans!! it has all sorts of kinks -- from strange to not as strange/ you can post your own nudes and such, and even art/fics of the boys or egos!! feel free to join, read the “read-me-first” channel and make an intro!! 

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