#mod bing

[eddsworld-roleplay-madness]

HES ENTERED THE THIRD DIMENSION

[gamer4]

marcy in the mesa design

hev suit chest plate(?) n boots because. I don't wat her stepping directly into radioactive goop with normal shoes on

also its green!! she can have a green hev suit. she has to.

she can't wear all of it because the hev suit is made for adults and like not kids and its too big to slap it all on

[hoeiplier]

mark is excited by car sex 😳😳😳 might have to write a little sum about it

bro don’t worry i will for you a;lsdkfjal;dfkj

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Mark liked to think he was a responsible driver. He kept his hands mostly on the wheel, and he rarely looked away at the road, able to crack a joke even when he had to concentrate on the asshole in front of him who loved to slow down and then speed up the second Mark was about to pass him.

Luckily he didn’t have just the radio to keep him company this time, accompanied by you as he drove down the back roads. Your laughter kept him going, along with an unhealthy amount of soda. 

Finally the car in front turned off the road, leaving just the two of you seemingly alone. The road stretched for miles and miles, starts twinkling in the sky as the podcast played on, Mark occasionally snorting with a smile on his face while you laughed, always making him smile and glance over at you.

“I’m really glad you could come with me this time, I really though - “ He cut himself off as he felt your hand gently lay on his thigh, raising an eyebrow and opening his mouth to ask about it before you squeezed, promptly shutting him up.

“I- You know we’re driving, right? This isn’t some 80s porno where a man with a pizza can come in and bang someone, this could be - “ He was cut off again as he felt your hand slowly travel up his thigh, gulping as he gripped the steering wheel just slightly tighter, shooting a nervous glance at you. 

You weren’t even looking at him, eyes focused on the road with the smallest of smiles on the corner of your lips, the smile that always drove Mark wild.

“Seriously, we - “ He couldn’t help but grunt as he felt your hand gently squeeze his cock, jerking slightly in his seat in surprise. He was already half hard by the idea, knowing exactly where you wanted to take this, and it was incredibly embarrassing for him how hard he got at the idea.

He bit his lip, gulping nervously as he tried to play off the idea, laughing and about to turn it into a joke before you squeezed again, this time a soft whine falling from his lips, face blushing bright red in the darkness of the car. 

He glanced around the road, keeping as quiet as he could until he finally found a place to pull the car over after a minute of your senseless teasing to his cock through his pants. He was slow as he turned off the car, putting it in park and even using the emergency break as he undid his seat belt.

“That’s it.” He growled, eyes dark but smile on his lips betraying how he really felt, cock aching and stiff. “Back seat, now.”

The GPS was going to have to knock their trip back an hour or so after this.

[heartbeat-gameproject]

[little-owly]

Hey bing u ungly and nit very nice uwu

[m-i-y-o-k-i]

I Am The God Of This Blog Now.

[eddsworldlgbt]

Kim and Katya are lesbians, and they’re dating!

[ewpride]

edd is gay and transgender! requested by @skeethedragon