it goes on

[estelles-remade-deactivated2018]

i wish my skin was flawless so i could just put on some lipgloss and Go

[fuks]

[gokuma]

my favourite one is “mind your own tits”

[mukuharakazui]

veggietales is genuinely so fucking funny and it’s even funnier because as soon as i forget that it’s a christian show a carrot starts reciting a bible verse

[glittangrease]

never been to disney but this is hilarious

[desperate-housewives]

[onlytwitterpics]

[earnable]

who ever marries my ass is going to live a very happy life

[coldtongue]

“you’re so polite!” thanks, I am afraid of you.

[jodiefoster]

me about me: when is she gonna stop …………..isn’t she tired..

[up-north-23]

[thouroghly-inconsequential]

Sometimes “I’m not available” means “I’m not mentally/emotionally available” instead of “I’m not physically available” which is ok! Both of those are equally important.

[wadey-wilson]

the difference between ‘i’m 17’ and ‘i was born in 2002’ is night and day my dude bc if u tell me ‘i’m 17’ i’m fine but if u tell me you’re from 2002 then shouldn’t ya be wearing diapers rn

[toastbutteregg]

id be taking the green cup all the time cause im problematic

[hydro-homies]

[gvlden-orchid]

😂😂

[paprika]

[onlytwitterpics]

[retromomentofgypsywhatever-deac]

[thoughtzoo]

Respect the chicken

[tonightweredrinkingfromthebong]

gwen stefani was right when she said this shit is bananas