Incorrect JD quotes because yes

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Young Jack: *crying* daddy! Mommy called me the B word!

Cygnus: Leda, did you call Jack the B word?

Night Swan: “Motherfucker” doesn’t start with a B

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Mihaly: I think I’m gonna start wearing my binder again. And I want to learn how to put on mascara

Jack: Nice. Make sure you don’ have it on for more than 8 hours—you don’t want warped ribs

Wanderlust: you can’t have mascara on for more than 8 hours!? And how would it warp your ribs?

Jack: …

Mihaly: *chuckles*

Wanderlust: OHHH you meant the binder…

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Jack: I…I’ve done nothing with my life….I’m a failure…

Night Swan: *sits down next to him and puts her hand on his shoulders* Aw, well that never bothered you before

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Rosaria: why are threesomes only for sex

Rosaria: why can’t I join in on a couples argument if I want to

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Eteria: I typed your symptoms in the search thingy and it says you might have "network connectivity problems".

Epsilon: ...That actually makes sense.

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General Jae: Okay. I get it. You've had a really hard time lately, you're stressed out, seven people died-

Bang Bang Bang P2 - C2: Twelve, actually.

General Jae: Not the point. Look, they're dead now and really, whose fault is that?

Bang Bang Bang P2 - C2: YOURS!!!!!

General Jae: —Exactly; no one's!

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Rosaria: Ah, Hello again! We really need to stop meeting like this.

Rubika: Maybe we would, if you would STOP BREAKING INTO MY FUCKING HOUSE!!!

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Ruben: *banging a pen on the table out of frustration*

Polo : Stop that. How would YOU feel if I banged you on the table?

Ruben: I…I don’t know the correct answer to that question.

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Stell, driving and singing to the Little Einsteins theme song: We’re going on a trip—

Camilede: In our favorite piece of shit!

Magma: Doing 95!

Thund: We’re gonna fucking die!

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Night Swan: Jack, violence is never the answer

Jack: …

Night Swan: VIOLENCE IS THE QUESTION AND THE ANSWER IS YES

Jack: *facepalm*

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Rosaria: Is that a hickey?

Rubika: No, it's just a mosquito bite.

Eteria: *walking in* Hey guys!

Rosaria: Hi mosquito!

Eteria: what?

Rubika: COME HERE YOU LITTLE SHIT—

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Magma: *sees Thund and Stell walk into the room holding hands* So who finally confessed?

Thund: *with a proud smile* It was me, I made sure it was short and sweet.

Stell: You yelled 'listen here you little shit. I have feelings for you and it's about damn time you acknowledged them', from the roof.

Thund: It worked though!

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Wake me up Coach: You love me right?

Talia: I would sell you to Satan for one corn chip.

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Polo: When I was younger I had a crush on a boy in my class and didn’t know how to deal with it, so I wrote him a letter that just said “Get out of my school.”

Ruben: THAT WAS YOU?!

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Night Swan: It's not that I don't care about you but if you died it wouldn't be much of an inconvenience...

Jack Rose: …

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Wanderlust: *hands Jack a water bottle*

Jack, drinking: Thanks, but what’s it for?

Wanderlust: I heard from Mihaly that you get thirsty around me.

Jack: *chokes on the water*

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“Before coffee, I hate everyone. After coffee, I feel good about hating everyone.” — Night Swan