strangeparker

Benji • he/him • https://www.instagram.com/strangeparker/

[byjove]

me: I’m a little overwhelmed

my cat, for no particular reason: HAWWWOOOOOOO. OWEWWW. OEWWWW.

[strangeparker]

[cannibalchicken]

[serethespider]

the tension between the genuine cleverness of the joke and the incompetence implied by putting it on two-sentence horror is what makes this for me

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[brightlotusmoon]

He's got cerebellar hypoplasia like I have cerebral palsy. I love him so much. He's my blorbo.

[awesomesaucewizard]

Across The Spider-verse - Character posters

[strangeparker]

It’s officially been over two years since I had a panic attack and shaved my head. Been taking much better care of my mental health ever since and I love my hair 🩵

[moldyplumx]

EVERYONE DRINK WATER RIGHT NOW AND REBLOG TO KEEP THE HYDRATION GANG CHAIN GOING

[batzzzzz]

Rool

[afterlifeoftheparty]

the answer is not "complete desexualization of fat people" or "aggressive posting about how much we want to fuck this fat person" it's actually a secret third thing called being normal

[escuerzoresucitado]

Good morning

[kleefkruid]

Tumblr already has a personalization algorithm it's called my beloved mutuals who have great taste and only wish to psychologically damage me sometimes

[fieldsarebreathing]

Does he mean anything to you

[phoneticmeow]

[flareonfloof]

[rslashrats]

bi people have so many powers and can cast so many spells

[invadericee]

I would like to wish you all a happy 9 year Anniversary to this disaster that went down in infamy.

Happy ball pit day yall

[strangeparker]

You know trans panic is an absolute joke when they’re calling Dua Lipa, the embodiment of feminine, a man.

[strangeparker]

Me after coming back to tumblr for the 40th time

[shinolavolume1-deactivated20240]

my scrub daddy just bit me

[candyredterezii]

“It growled at me”