Hoennisms

Indie Emerald Brendan Birch Roleplay

[rubylightsofgrandeur]

"Boyfriend!"

“Indeed! It is me, Gold, your boyfriend!”

[hoennisms-blog]

Yuuki ground to a halt a mere foot from this person, arms held out in a paused hug. “Huh? Wha-?” he asked. He stammered. Who was this strange person in this stupid hat?

[iggiesca]

Commissions work~!! Brendan the milotic merman.

|Commissions are open|

[hoennisms-blog]

look at how pretty he is

[fallenisms]

Send my character a ► and a command. They must obey.

[hoennisms-blog]

rubyki:

“Yuuki,” came the swift reply, “And I would have to agree with you. This queue –”

He let his voice trail. There was no use in speculating. All Yuuki had was the reassurance that the mart had guaranteed that the designs would be in stock until the end of today, regardless of customers.

“Actually, let me show you the brochure, if you’re curious?” Yuuki smiled, offering the pamphlet he had obtained a few weeks ago.

Brendan smiled back as he accepted the pamphlet. He paused to flip through it, glancing briefly at the advertisements as he hummed in thought. “Interesting,” he said. “So, they’re as effective as regular potions, but they come in special themes? I can see why someone would want to collect these. Are you a collector?”

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[chaoticroad]

[chaoticroad]

Happy New Year, 2017!

[rubyki-blog]

hoennresearcher:

“There’s a sale?” Brendan asked, peering over at the person who had spoken up. “I just needed some supplies before I head out again, I had no idea there was supposed to be a sale. What are we collecting?”

“Oh, you didn’t know?” Well then, what was this person doing here then? (A complete waste of space, wasn’t it? Not to mention how much time the other guy was wasting …)

Yuuki then explained, “Seasonal potion designs. They’re to commemorate the change of seasons. They usually go on sale during solstices and equinoxes, but Christmas happened, and the sale was delayed. If you’re not going for that, there’s another pokémart around here somewhere …”

[hoennisms-blog]

"Hang on," Brendan said. "That sounds interesting. I might like to take a look," he said. "Besides, it doesn't look like either of us are going anywhere fast." He smiled as he offered the stranger a hand. "Brendan," he said cheerfully.

[asksforroleplayers]

Ask my muse extremely personal questions.

[rubyki-blog]

@hoennresearcher

“You’re … queuing up for this sale as well?” Yuuki came expecting a crowd, but he hadn’t expected to be queuing up for two hours in a line that wound around the block and … he didn’t even know anymore. Were seasonal potion designs that popular these days? “Are you a collector, or … ?”

[hoennisms-blog]

"There's a sale?" Brendan asked, peering over at the person who had spoken up. "I just needed some supplies before I head out again, I had no idea there was supposed to be a sale. What are we collecting?"

[rpmemes-galore]

Send me  “◇“  for my muse’s reaction to yours suddenly grabbing and hugging them

[hoennisms-blog]

((Bad news, guys and gals))

((My laptop charger finally bit the dust. Specifically, it finally burned and pulled apart, electrocuting me in the process. All my icons are on that computer. It still works, I just need to get a new charger for it. So no icons for a week at minimum.))

[memesfortheroleplayerssoul-a]

You now have my permission to break my muse right here right now. Tear them apart. Find their weak point and make them suffer. Break them and make them snap

[hoennisms-blog]

Starter Call

((Merry Christmas everyone! Once again, I’m trying to get Brendan started back up, so if you want to interact with him give this a like or send in a meme. His ask box is always open!))

[stanwrites-deactivated20150708]

THE ULTIMATE HOLIDAY THEMED ASK MEME {part of: ❄ twenty-five days of elle} 

SEND ME A SYMBOL

▲: One of our muses tries to catch snowflakes on their tongue. ☾: Your muse asks for help decorating a gingerbread house. ♪: One of our muses inviting the other for a Christmas duet. ♦: Our muses wrap presents together. ☃: Our muses build a snowman together. ✈: Our muses travel somewhere for the holidays. ✎: My muse’s Christmas card to yours. ✘: My muse runs into your muse while trying to buy them a Christmas present.  ✆: My muse calls your muse while drunk on eggnog.  ツ: Our muses go caroling.  ✿: My muse gives your muse a Christmas present. ø: Our muses cuddle by the fireplace with hot cocoa.  ✌: Our muses argue over which Christmas movie to watch.  ♡: Our muses kiss under a mistletoe.  ♛: Our muses kiss at midnight on New Year’s.  ➸: Our muses decorate their house together. ♘: Our muses put up a Christmas tree and decorate it. ✰: My muse invites your muse to dance to Christmas songs. ☼: Our muses volunteer to help out for the holidays. ∞: Our muses go tree shopping. ❖: Our muses go ice skating together. ☁: Our muses go sledding.  ✉: Your muse hits mine with a snowball in order to start a snowball fight.  ϟ: Our muses bake Christmas cookies together. ↺: Our muses doing something holiday-themed with their kid(s).

SENTENCES

“Look! It’s snowing!” “Do we really have to leave cookies for Santa?” “Santa’s not real! There, I said it!” “Where do we hang the stockings if we don’t have a fireplace?” “You really don’t have to get me anything this year.” “Do we really have to go to your parents’ house for Christmas?” “Let’s just sit in our pajamas and watch Christmas movies all day.” “You’re gonna become huge if you keep eating all of Santa’s cookies.” “Oh, put some mistletoe on my butt and kiss it.” “This is the best Christmas I’ve ever had.” “This is the worst Christmas ever.” “Is that mistletoe?” “You look cold. Here, take my scarf.” “I’m just not a fan of the holidays.” “You’ve had the Christmas radio on non-stop for five hours.”

TEXT MESSAGES

[text]: I just accidentally told our son/daughter that Santa isn’t real. [text]: The Christmas tree is on fire. [text]: So cold. Need cuddles. [text]: Christmas is a time to be honest, so this is it — I’m in love with you. [text]: I may or may not have eaten the entire gingerbread house we made two days ago. [text]: I just saw two people dressed as Santa fist fighting in a mall. Christmas is ruined! [text]: I’m may or may not be wearing mistletoe underwear. Wanna find out for sure? [text]: I made an oopsie and let’s just say we have over 500 candy canes in our apartment right now.  [text]: I can’t believe I have to spend Christmas Eve in a hospital.  [text]: So what if I made out with a guy dressed as Santa Claus?! I was drunk! [text]: I know it’s been a while since we’ve spoken, but Merry Christmas. [text]: Just fought a 50 year old lady over a pair of gloves for my dad. He better be grateful, because she almost clawed my eyes out.  [text]: If I see one more picture on Instagram of a snowman with Frozen lyrics underneath, I’m gonna explode up in this bitch. 

[the-rp-helper]

Send my muse Christmas presents!

[toasty-coconut]

THIS IS YOUR ELECTION DAY REMINDER TO GO VOTE!!

[hoennisms-blog]

Starter Call!

Someone, please talk to him. He’s bored. Like for a starter!