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Welcome to HoennVRAI!

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This is a HLVRAI/Pokemon Gen 3 crossover blog. GORDON is the leader of TEAM MAGMA and his GRUNTS have been being rowdy recently.

News of an attempt to steal a WINGULL of all things reached his ears, so he’s opened a direct channel “to them!”

Keep everything PG-13!

If you use a Screen Reader, check under Readmores for image descriptions and textbox transcriptions!

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Just to be clear, if you send an ask I will answer it, I just haven't gotten asks lately <3

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Ha ha! Boss, we don't need to get a submarine! We can swim down to Groudon through our own SHEER force of will, ha ha! -Saltine

Gordon sprite, authoritative. Text reads, "No, no one is doing that. We'll just rent DIVE PKMN. And... Certify everyone to use DIVE at MOSSDEEP GYM. Or, SCUBA licenses? What's easier...""

Gordon sprite, head in hands. Text reads, "I wish we had a submarine."

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Any particular opinions on the other regions? Alola definitely seems like 7.8 too much water.

Darnold sprite, open mouth smile while holding a potion. Text reads, "Oh, I don't live there so I don't care. Hope this helps."

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kill everyone

Darnold sprite, smiling and holding a potion. Text reads, "Not doing that."

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Psst, Tommy... Can I interest you in a Baltoy? 😏 It's a shiny.

Tommy sprite, nervous. Text reads, “You understand how this sounds- It’s? This is a classic scam.”

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How are you planning to get revenge? If I may ask

Gordon sprite, smiling. Text reads, "TEAM AQUA is trying to flood the region, right? If I can stop THEIR "next step," then we'll be even."

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I don't know, boss! It might not be my place to say specifically, but to me, at least to ME, it looked like Bubby let the Aqua guy get away. I couldn't QUITE make out the conversation they had, but I think I saw the blue one pay Bubby! -Not Traitorously, Sbeve!

Gordon sprite, questioning. Text reads, "What? Is that true?"

Bubby sprite, judgemental. Text reads, "You don't trust me? You're NOT invited to the wedding."

Gordon sprite, exasperated. Text reads, "Great, thanks."

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Well Gordon, the good news is you don't have to worry about the sub anymore! The bad news is you don't have to worry about the sub anymore...

Gordon head-in-hands sprite. Text reads, "No. You're right. I can figure out how to locate a new submarine later. Benrey messes with my fucking plans? With my goddamn submarine? WE'RE gonna FIGURE OUT HOW TO GET HIM BACK. We'll learn HIS plan and get REVENGE.

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Alas the plan, it fails apart. A sub taken by Aqua's heart. Defeated and empty handed you roam, taking the path back home. -Bichael

Gordon sprite, yelling. Text reads, "BENREY. I'M GOING TO KILL HIM!"

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Good news, Boss Gordon Sir! We have failed to acquire the sub, ha ha! Wait that isn't very good news, ha ha! -Saltine

Gordon sprite, questioning. Text reads, "Wait, seriously? What happened?"

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How are we going to wake Groudon from idk thousands of years of sleep??

Gordon's head-in-hands sprite. Text reads, "By asking it a million questions."

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I mean I’m pretty crabby when woken up from a nap, I imagine going to groudon it would go as well as you think.

Gordon's head-in-hands sprite. The text reads, "You spend however long getting me to sleep, and you wake me up. Did something explode? The SUB better have exploded."

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To be fair, Mawile isn't weak to water? But a well placed Gastrodon, Quagsire or Wiscash might spell trouble...

Tommy sprite, neutral thoughtful. Text reads, "Just remember! That! Beating MR FREEMAN with GRND (ground) types makes "crying.""

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BUBBY, be honest with us. Are you a SPY for TEAM AQUA?

Bubby sprite, irritated. Text reads, "Ew, no, I was a spy AGAINST TEAM ROCKET. I'm not giving up my title until they give up wanting me destroyed."

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Sooo, now what, then, Bubby, boss, my favorite head honcho? -Criminally yours, Sbeve!

Bubby sprite, smug. Text reads, "We go home, YOU tell Gordon you lost the SUB, he yells, we ignore him."

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an ooc ask but i cannot tell you how much seeing this blog return is making me smile. very happy that youre back!

[[ Happy to BE back! I was distracted for awhile, but I intend to ride this burst of energy for awhile. And maybe not burn myself out by making anything harder than it needs to be. I had to remake the outline and actually write it down this time! But that is done.

I am very glad that this is making you happy. I hope you enjoy where I'm going with this! Your message made both me AND Noro smile!

Don't forget, though, that I'll need your asks to answer. Don't be afraid to send something, and we'll make this fun together!]]