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[hoesph-hoestar]

Welcome!

Inbox: open

Requests: Soft open?

Self pairing, (pairing you with a character): CLOSED

Will write:

Smut (most kinks are O.K!) Not right now, will open later.

Fluff!!

Drabbles

Longer works (if so inspired)

Headcanons.

Won’t write:

Intense gore

Generally icky stuff (sc*t, race play, etc)

[hoesph-hoestar]

Hello. Yes. I might turn this into a general writing blog??? Bc I want to write sandman shit but also STONE OCEAN TODAY?? Yeah give me a minute but I’m tryna be back. If you’re here from the latest shit I wrote on my ao3 you know I’m unhinged but by god I can write.

[yanderememes]

Just saw that anon that was like “What about having smaller titties than the villain house” and now I’m thinking about big!titty darling. Sincerely the H cup gang, over at @hoesph-hoestar

Darling and villain house shop for bras together. Yes, they're the matching couple

[hoesph-hoestar]

Changing up my mobile theme like that’ll get me to do something

[whoreiaki-kakyoin]

No thoughts, only Moody Blues acting on its own to replay things Abbacchio’s crush does or says that are cute, making Leone flustered.

[missreinarabbit]

[sar-per]

[hoesph-hoestar]

I’m gonna start posting the occasional jojo stuff here even if it ain’t writing bc I want to keep this blog going when I’m not writing.

[corpsoir]

jojolion sketches ☆ yasuho's pose inspired by @/waffletea_ on tiktok <3

[supernaturallyginger]

meanwhile at Joestar Realty…

[hoesph-hoestar]

Part 5 is about the bucci gang being anti drug is so funny to me like Abbachio ain’t on Xanax or fugo and narancia with a crippling adderall addiction and Mista the stoner. Bruno got the girls together quick I guess.

[vanwizard]

how about Doppio? =)

[hoesph-hoestar]

Narancia beat up a random dude and was ready to stab someone at any moment, publicly gunned down a gay couple and y’all call him your uwuwu soft bean??? Mr man is a menace to society, a raccoon loose in a garage.

[hoesph-hoestar]

You really wrote Caesar saying "If I was still a young man, I'd pull you into the lavatory and make you bark like a dog" and it never left my brain. 10/10 fell in love with that man all over again.

THWUDHEIS. THANK YOU, I just love Italian men.

[mercurymaplekey-blog]

I can’t wait for the fic that I’m going to write after this fic I’m not writing because I still have to finish another fic (which I can’t seem to focus on).

[cult-of-oldseph]

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[whoreiaki-kakyoin]

I’m a huge baker and I can just imagine a whole neighborhood of pt 5 dilfs. So many baked goods~

Miata’s a “young dad” so he gets classic chocolate chip cookies. Wear anything tight and he blacks out.

Bruno the ever distinguished dilf gets pistachio biscotti, and he’ll definitely invite you in for coffee. You gotta keep it like…old fashion slutty, a boatneck blouse and shirt little skirt.

Abbachio has no preference and likes the attention. Sweets and sweets and skin is skin.

Ris scary dilf…too scared to approach the house…how does he have children… - @hoesph-hoestar

YES ok anon pack your bags, we’re moving in down the street to bake for these dilfs 😋😌💕 I love these all so much and I’m a sucker for the part five boys as dads!

Mista will definitely give you corny lines about how the cookies are almost as sweet as you are. Maybe he takes to calling you “sugar” as a nickname. I’m picturing him dragging his eyes up and down your body if you wear a tight dress.

Bruno acts so refined but secretly wants to tear your clothes off and adore every last inch of you. He’ll settle for inviting you in and making you some espresso for now. Likely kisses your hand every time he sees you and murmurs something charming in Italian, calling you dolcezza.

Abbacchio might pretend he’s indifferent to you at first, but his eyes linger more than they would if he really didn’t care, and he always does thank you for the baked goods and tell you how the kids loved the last batch. If you get a moment to yourselves, you might end up with him fingering you on his lap after a glass of wine.

And Risotto? Scary, but a pretty good dad actually! He can be fairly soft under the intimidating exterior. Thanks you a bit awkwardly the first time you bring something over, but gets comfier over time, making jokes about how he’ll have to make you watch the kids if you wanna give them sugar and rile them up. Pro tip? Wear something goth or alt but subtle/classy. If you come over with dark makeup and black lipstick… expect a dinner invite very soon.

[hoesph-hoestar]

I… I might have to make a fic abt this with a gratuitous food and regular porn

[hoesph-hoestar]

Should I study on the car ride home or read fanfic