Hurt No Comfort.

In this household we do our Theses and we hate Tarn.

[mercurymaplekey-blog]

wait, this ain’t the right goddamn account...

[mercurymaplekey-blog]

Ookay guys I’m officially outtie

if you’re interested in seeing me again then keep an eye on the tags, I’ll probably be reposting some of my old stuff there.

byyeee

[vstrider]

buggies*.*

[mercurymaplekey-blog]

I have no motivation to do anything artistic at all anymore. I think about drawing or writing something, and then i’m like, what’s the fucking point? 

My sister is getting sales for the soaps that she makes these days. She’s getting a fucking contract. Sure wish i had picked a hobby with actual purpose to it, because the only thing i get out of drawing and writing is the notion that i’m never good enough to do what i want and the vague feeling that no one cares anyways. 

[mercurymaplekey-blog]

Whenever i see those posts that are like “you matter and people love you” i know that they’re just trying to be like, generally positive and they’re meant nicely and everything but my immediate response is always ‘fuck off, you don’t even know me so you’ve got nothing to judge this off of, and you’re lying.’ 

[awkwardtransformersscreencaps]

[conceptblogfromaconcepthuman]

[tsulor]

This was tagged as #unbeetable and that’s killing me

[ironbite4]

Beet J Stag.

[zephra85]

@mercurymaplekey this seemed relevant to your interests.

[dimetrodone]

Sea otters and giant river otters are like if someone got two artists to design a giant otter, but ended up with two very different ideas on what they should look like cause one draws hello kitty fanart and the other was a nihilist.

[vicmorrowsghost]

Ok, but like… seriously.

[osomatsutextposts]

[renmarrr]

Happy new year everyone! Requests are going to be done! They are open as always :3

[redtomatofan]

<3 <3 <3

[angelia-dark]

So fecking precious

[madiithepand0rk-blog]

Papyrus looks so happy!!!

[hauntedsun]

first time doodling TFA megatron. he was fun. listened to this on repeat.

[allmyhanddrawnsoul-deactivated2]

“You’re watching Disney Channel!”

Pleakley and Jumba ident

[funimationentertainment]

i had a dream last night someone made a tumblr post saying “osomatsu is such a capricorn and karamatsu is a cancer” and so on explaining the reasoning why and someone just chimed in after this long ass post and said “theyre sextuplets you dumbass” and i woke up laughing

[brandxspandex]

Operation: Be a rude bitch

[draconym]

I think one of the funniest things I’ve accidentally taught my parrot is yelling “WHAT?” The best part is that if he says something weird and and someone else says “what???” he usually repeats what he just said. Like just now, I was cooking in the kitchen and he heard me boiling water so he asked “you wanna noodle?” but I couldn’t quite hear him so I yelled “WHAT” and he repeated “you wanna noodle?”

Mostly he just likes yelling it, though.

[draconym]

Less funny things I’ve accidentally taught my parrot:

to make the smoke detector noise every time someone makes toast

to make gross eating noises at us when he wants us to share our food

to announce that he is about to poop just about every time he poops

to demand payment in the form of peanuts for every instance of good behavior

no seriously he says “I get a peanut” every single time and gets VERY MAD if not given a peanut

[jupiterfemme]

@cat-birb

[mercurymaplekey-blog]

I played skyrim all night.

 Aedgion Perpos lives again. 

[ryuko-is-my-life]