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happy birthday to me yeehaw 🎉

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apparently he thought the fortnite bear was a gloomy bear reboot and wanted to know if i'd like a shirt with it

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just got a text from my dad asking if i "know about fortnights" and i don't think i've ever laughed so hard at a text in my life

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we goin ✈️ migraine city

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this is a crime against me and me specifically

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willoughby yvette, the second of her name, president of the gendo ikari hate club, pure of heart, dumb of ass. wybie for short.

responsible for too many skateboard-related coffee spills. almost showed up to prom with a wedgie. currently building a collection of as many officially licensed stuffed pooh bears as possible. available on gh @ diphylleiaz.

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might fuck around and go to the aquarium tomorrow. make some new fish friends, avoid any and all eye contact with the sharks, pet a stingray...

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i’ve decided my birthday gift to myself is going to be my own mini carrot cake

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can we take a minute to really just appreciate how wild certain parts of scooby-doo canon are real quick like

a young girl from a small town started a goth rock band. and her bandmate’s dad is a dentist who made them all vampire fangs while her own pharmacist father got in on a scheme to fake a ghost in order to bring in tourists. but then the ghost turned out to be real because the famous author from her hometown was evil. and she was the only one who could defeat said ghost because she was 1/16 wiccan on her mother’s side. and her band made it big enough for them to go to australia for a music festival where she and her band are kidnapped by vampire minions. AND THEN she’s nearly crushed to death by a ghost and later has to help defeat a bunch of ska zombies in a battle of the bands.

give sally mcknight her own series

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guess who learned she’s allergic to grapefruit today 🤡

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@basicboba i LOVE YOU :(((((

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@nerfmoirapls yes but ur a gremlin that i love

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those women longed for the touch of others' lips, and thus invited their kisses.

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guess who found a brand new copy of the witch's ghost for only $5 it's party time

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i really just watched a little kid growl at his parents when they told him to behave i-

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using a hair dryer today was a mistake

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i just keep thinking about midsommar