in my midnights era

karma is a cat Eric. 30. He/him. Bi as hell. ATL native. PharmD

[chromochaotic]

that one time @coroarchenland @entzleboffin @hokagetaylorswift and our other friend who i don't think has a tumblr anymore,

cosplayed CH-CH-CH-CHIP AND DALE: RESCUE RANGERS

[aintmyjewelry]

all of us: “this is the worst moment in this fandom.”

taylor nation: 

[hokagetaylorswift]

guess I'm back here now

[hokagetaylorswift]

new name for the comeback. Might change some

[hokagetaylorswift]

Okay how do we feel about this

[sunshinecassette]

Why are menstrual pads always wrapped in flowers and shit why don’t they ever put anything cool on there. Like shadow the hedgehog

[vivi-mire]

My roommate and I could not stop talking about this

[sunshinecassette]

I LOVE YOU

[hokagetaylorswift]

guess I'm back here now

[hokagetaylorswift]

new name for the comeback. Might change some

[hokagetaylorswift]

guess I'm back here now

[geminiwave]

[crazy-brioche-deactivated202310]

There you have it

[crazy-brioche-deactivated202310]

The whole deck.

[evolvedleo-deactivated20170414]

me, procrastinating: haha it’s okay I work best under pressure! :)

me, working under pressure:

[guiltyfilthycasuals]

[yoshiki-tsuijnaka]

It truly isn’t the roaring 20s until wall street’s in shambles isn’t it lol

[catasters]

[teathattast]

[teathattast]

Trombone squid

[therebloggerbird]

Old God Clippy

[lunelvathetwintail]

[kaijutegu]

So now that my whole family is vaccinated using the Pfizer vaccine, I thought it might be nice to report on our side effects! Can you find the common denominator?

Me, 30

vaccinated 22 Dec

22 Dec- minor flashes of pain at injection site

23 Dec- injection site pain when punched lightly in the arm by Dad who forgot which arm I got the shot in, some joint stiffness that’s proooobably more likely related to falling asleep in a stupid position and honestly it’s so minor that it barely counts

24 Dec- redness at injection site, no swelling, no longer tender to touch- redness possibly from ripping off band-aid.

Lauren, 27

vaccinated 20 Dec

21 Dec- reported swelling and soreness in left arm around injection site

22 Dec- reported headache in the morning and a low-grade fever that broke by 1 PM

24 Dec- reported significant pain at injection site when slapped on the arm by our dad as he was telling a joke and laughing too hard at his own joke

Nick, 24

Vaccinated 23 Dec

24 Dec- reported pain at injection site when gently shaken awake by our dad, who managed to put his hand exactly on the injection site

Sarah, 20

Vaccinated 23 Dec

23 Dec- reported pain and swelling at injection site 

24 Dec- reported pain at injection site when picked up by our dad in an attempt to crack her back

Mom, 58

vaccinated 23 Dec

23 Dec- reported severe headaches in evening and redness/swelling around injection site

24 Dec- headache gone, injection site red and a little itchy, pain at injection site when hugged too tightly by my dad

Dad, 57

vaccinated 19 Dec

19 Dec- reported soreness around injection site

24 Dec- reported severe pain in entire body when entire family decided to beat him with pillows to see how he liked it

[kaijutegu]

my father is an ABSOLUTE TREASURE he’s the kindest, sweetest human man on the planet but he’s like-

you know how sometimes when a big dog is so happy and it wags its tail and it knocks over the furniture and hits you in the knees?

that’s my dad

[kaijutegu]

Dad just punched Sarah in the arm again and he felt so bad he offered to let her punch him in the arm but he couldn’t remember where the vaccine is so now Sarah is just whaling on his whole arm

[residentevil2remake]

What are you doing here?

[megnolia-harrison]

[silver-tongues-blog]

the cain instinct

[chickenfarmersan]

[antique-scarecrow]

i fucking lost it when she opened the fridge

[psychotictea]

A big mood

[blowyourhorn-deactivated2021051]

I missed this video

[prettyandmean]

Keeyum.

[lili-rochefort]

@huffpc

[advanced-procrastination]

Anybody else start getting just as mad as her when she’s reading the inane fucking incomprehensible texts. DO YOU WANT THE CAKE OR NOT GINGER

[gaysemiotics]

WHERE IS HER OSCAR

[sevenlegged]

[anbanananna]

I need her to make me a cheesecake 😭😭😭

[p3nny4urth0ught5-deactivated202]

I love the “Mom is single but she’s sadly not gay”

[casgirl]

Me: misses the charging port while trying to plug my phone in

The bbc sherlock who lives in my head:

[bard-like]