buzzcut season

holden wright; This is a valley of ashes — a fantastic farm where ashes grow like wheat into ridges and hills and grotesque gardens.

[joeccs]

That’s impossible brother maybe I could let you come crash over in my apartment but you know how I feel about my dad.

[holdenok]

Maybe it won't be so bad with my mom and my sister there to distract with their crazy, though.

[uhmparker]

That, um, that sucks. I hear a lot of people get, uh, m-mad at their younger siblings.

[holdenok]

Maybe that's because most younger siblings are the worst things in the world.

[joeccs]

The perks of living outside the family environment, book written by Jace Moreno.

[holdenok]

Next time my mom tries to throw a family night, I'm so making you come.

[uhmparker]

You seem to have a lot of, uh, sibling problems, huh?

[holdenok]

Nope, just one. And she's a 5'3" blonde with no regard for personal boundaries.

[joeccs]

Pets are just a walking mess unless they know how to hold their shit until they are out and stepping on grass.

[holdenok]

Definitely. The fact that she refuses to let him go outside ever isn't helping either.

[holdenok]

My sister's cat just took a shit on the floor in my room. Next time someone asks me why I hate it, I'm going to use this as an example of how it was probably sent here by the Devil.

[davefck-deactivated20131219]

Suffer with the headache then, dude. Sorry.

[holdenok]

Maybe it'll just go away on its own.

[summerbye]

Kinda, yeah. Describing sex a lot harder than just actually having it. That might be a good idea. We can all just lay back, light a joint, and stare at the stars or something instead. Sounds like a far better time than gunning each others heads off. 

[holdenok]

I think describing anything is harder than actually doing it. I'm not much of a writer, I'm pretty sure I'm barely passing English. Someone call the UN, I think you just discovered the secret to universal peace between nations.

[reedstagram]

Should have paid more attention in class then, eh? You can have him, as long as I get a hot sister.

[holdenok]

Guess so. What class would that be covered in, though? Biology? Sex ed? Gross. Would you spy on her in the shower, then?

[holdenok]

[reedstagram]

I feel you. Sometimes I feel like I’m not even part of my family, and by sometimes I mean all the time.

We should totally just swap families.

[holdenok]

Genetics make zero sense to me. 

I'd be down with that. I've always wanted to have a twin.

[davefck-deactivated20131219]

Maybe just take it. ‘s gonna help regardless.

[holdenok]

I know I'm being stupid about this, but at this point my pride isn't gonna let me.

[summerbye]

For the most part, so do I. You’re angry—angry sex, you’re upset—sad, sensual, upset sex, you’re happy—upbeat sex. You get the point, I’m hoping. Ha, our troops would fall ten minutes into the war or I’d try to bring up a peace treaty, I’m not much for violence. 

[holdenok]

Damn, you put a lot of thought into that didn't you? Maybe we should put you in charge of all the militaries in the world, then. Seems like a good way to get world peace to me.

[reedstagram]

You came out your mom’s vagina, so I’d definitely count you as part of it.

[holdenok]

Maybe there was a mix up at the hospital, because I have a hard time seeing myself as a combination of my parents. My sister? Definitely. Me? Not so much.

[summerbye]

Kade said sex cures headaches. Maybe jack off? The Gay Bomb. That’s so stupid that it’s actually funny. I should probably start paying more attention in history class. I think I should run the military, I love gay people. 

[holdenok]

Kade thinks sex cures everything, though. I don't know if he's the guy you should trust on stuff like that. Yeah, and they also tried inventing a chemical weapon that would give enemy troops bad breath. Which I don't really understand how it would be helpful, other than like, making our soldiers not want to get near them. Oh yeah, we should totally put you in charge of the military. I'd love to see that.

[reedstagram]

You and your family are weird as hell, I hope you realize and acknowledge that.

[holdenok]

I do, but I don't know if it's fair to clump me in with those freaks. I'm just an innocent bystander in all this.

[davefck-deactivated20131219]

Y’could always just change the packaging? Chant to yourself it’s not period stuff?

[holdenok]

Sounds like a good plan to me. I'm not sure how strong my willpower there is, though.