summer kind of wonderful

Is it still me that makes you sweat? Am I who you think about in bed?

[joeccs]

I’m sure cops will start hunting me down one day since I’m like the only person taggin on walls around here.

[summerbye]

I could help, if you ever need a partner. I don't know how good I am with a can of paint but I am good with my hands, so that has to count for something, right? 

[joeccs]

Is that how they call dudes like me now?

[summerbye]

Tagging walls and having old men chase after you? You're like Chris Brown. Maybe you would be a bit more legit if it was the cops, but you'll get there. I have total and complete faith in you. 

[formerstanford-blog]

I hate when I see people who’re homeless, sigh.

[summerbye]

It's upsetting, ugh. Makes me feel like an ungrateful bitch for whining all the time.

[reedstagram]

So our new maid arrived this morning, and I think I found a new reason to stay home.

[summerbye]

I take it she's hot? 

[joeccs]

This old man starting running after me for tagging on the wall behind his house. Old people these days.

[summerbye]

You're a badass. 

[anderariel]

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[davefck-deactivated20131219]

…What? Oh— that was one time. I’m not an alien nut. 

[summerbye]

I am totally not judging even if you are. 

[holdenok]

Damn, you put a lot of thought into that didn’t you? Maybe we should put you in charge of all the militaries in the world, then. Seems like a good way to get world peace to me.

[summerbye]

Kinda, yeah. Describing sex a lot harder than just actually having it. That might be a good idea. We can all just lay back, light a joint, and stare at the stars or something instead. Sounds like a far better time than gunning each others heads off. 

[anderariel]

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[summerbye]

[summerbye]

@thelittleperse: @summertime Come down to the beach! I'm down there, and I got free booozzeee.

@fuckreed: @thelittleperse @summertime free booze? count me in.

@summertime: @fuckreed @thelittleperse i'm putting on shorts as we speak, be there in about fifteen.

[summerbye]

@summertime: It's 6 pm on a Saturday night and I am unbelievably bored there is something very wrong with that.

[uhmparker]

Well, uh, thanks. Y-yeah. It’s not as easy as that, uh, I can’t seem to j-just, I mean, let him. Does that make any sense?

[summerbye]

No I get it. I'm assuming he's the one who runs shit around the house. 

[holdenok]

Kade thinks sex cures everything, though. I don’t know if he’s the guy you should trust on stuff like that. Yeah, and they also tried inventing a chemical weapon that would give enemy troops bad breath. Which I don’t really understand how it would be helpful, other than like, making our soldiers not want to get near them. Oh yeah, we should totally put you in charge of the military. I’d love to see that.

[summerbye]

For the most part, so do I. You're angry—angry sex, you're upset—sad, sensual, upset sex, you're happy—upbeat sex. You get the point, I'm hoping. Ha, our troops would fall ten minutes into the war or I'd try to bring up a peace treaty, I'm not much for violence. 

[uhmparker]

I, uh, I guess so, but I don’t watch it! And Reed, he t-thinks I’m watching the one with guys..I’m not!

[summerbye]

You're super adorable. Like gay porn? Let him think what he wants. it's probably cause it's something he watches when he can't get laid. 

[anderariel]

Well, that’s a good way to do it. I mean, yeah, kinda. Fuck, man, I would’ve knock the little bugger out a long time ago. And that’s me, and I usually am super perky.

[summerbye]

Now you understand my pain. Eh, my dad would kill me. He already thinks I'm emotionally unstable and too impulsive for my own good. I guess I'll have to learn to live with it, maybe chain my door up so he can't get in next time. 

[uhmparker]

I, n-no! Well, uh, not on purpose.

[summerbye]

There's nothing wrong with watching porn? On purpose or not. You gotta do what you gotta do.