My Name's Ademar Come On

*Sigh* Yes, Holden's old sidekick

[the-punforgiven]

when your flop post pops off

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Liking For Honor means seeing this video title every single time a new character comes out and it's a different character every time

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I'm starting to think uplay just sucks why the fuck do I have to reset my password every single time I try to log in

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I think it'd be funny if Ubisoft released a scythe character only to realize they've used a good chunk of their good ideas for a scythe execution on fuckin raider for some reason

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I also think it'd be really funny if they hyped them up in all the trailers as this like, spooky mysterious grim reaper guy, doing that horror movie thing of only showing you little bits of them like the blade of their scythe or like their silhouette from really far away or like bits of well-worn cloth with a washed out filter on it so everyone's like "Oh this guy's like 100% edgelord bait" and then the character drops and it's just like, a really angry peasant

Just like an absolutely livid farmer who's just been tending to their crops minding their own business this whole time, completely just missed out entirely on the ongoing forever-war until just now when some Horkos Knight stole some of their grain or something

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Also the peasant should be the most vile, foul-mouthed motherfucker in the entire cast, I stumbled across this image the other day and I think some of these should be the peasant's voice lines

[holdens-second-official]

I love that ubisoft's client sucks so much shit I get a little pissed off before I even start playing For Honor

Like god no wonder this game is such a salt-fest everybody's gotta put up with that bullshit first

[psybrepunk]

WHAT COUNTRY IS THIS AND WHY DO GIRLS FROM HERE BEAT MY ASS IN FOR HONOR

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Are custom matches broken in for honor rn?

[holdens-second-official]

Hell yeah

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I still think one of the funniest oddly specific situations you find in For Honor is when there's two lawbringers on opposite teams and you just hear from across the map

*parry noise* "AD MORTEM INIMICUS!" *parry noise* "AD MORTEM INIMICUS" *Parry noise*

until one of 'em runs out of stamina

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PIRATE MAINS FUMING RN

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Pirate mains wish they could have headwear like this lmao

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PIRATE MAINS FUMING RN

[knight-fucker-supreme]

Noble knight standing before you guarding the princess in his solid gold fursuit

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[wifeswarmacademy]

people who try dickwaving about whatever martial art to be some badass and show how they can win in a fight. sure you can make people do flips and break arms or whatever, but pro tip: you can beat any unarmed martial art by running away and throwing rocks at them. just throw a lot of rocks and it beats every martial art. MMA doesnt want you to know this. just run fast and throw rocks

[scorpio-system]

this happened to my buddy goliath

[eeveenora]

The Venerable

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I forgot For Honor had flexing emotes but god the thought of lawbringer flexing would be too much for me I’d probably just die of anime nosebleed disease

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This post aged so nicely :)

[holdens-second-official]

I think it'd be funny if Ubisoft released a scythe character only to realize they've used a good chunk of their good ideas for a scythe execution on fuckin raider for some reason

[holdens-second-official]

I also think it'd be really funny if they hyped them up in all the trailers as this like, spooky mysterious grim reaper guy, doing that horror movie thing of only showing you little bits of them like the blade of their scythe or like their silhouette from really far away or like bits of well-worn cloth with a washed out filter on it so everyone's like "Oh this guy's like 100% edgelord bait" and then the character drops and it's just like, a really angry peasant

Just like an absolutely livid farmer who's just been tending to their crops minding their own business this whole time, completely just missed out entirely on the ongoing forever-war until just now when some Horkos Knight stole some of their grain or something

[holdens-second-official]

I think it'd be funny if Ubisoft released a scythe character only to realize they've used a good chunk of their good ideas for a scythe execution on fuckin raider for some reason