Flt. Adm. “Jigoku-ken”

Back and more questionable than ever. Formerly known as “Crashout” Koby. 38

[fleetadmiral-koby]

Look what washed up..

I’m Fleet Admiral Koby “Jigoku-ken” Harbour.

Decorated Marine Hero who’s secretly a regular man pushing 40

Single, childless and chained to my desk send help

So much for never being forced through a PR meeting again….

⚓️READ THE RULES OR BE BROUGHT TO JUSTICE⚓️

hiiiiiii guess guys who it is!!! It’s ace. of @koby-official . coughs. mod acct is @thrrrillerrr <- NSFW!!!

FLEET ADMIRAL KOBY EXISTS IN A POST-PIRATE KING LUFFY WORLD!! Luffy is alive, don’t worry.

HEAVY Post canon speculation abound! Spoilers and headcanons like crazy over here! Ahem-

RULES -

⚓️ Mod and Muse use he/him pronouns

⚓️ Mod is 24 and muse is 38 and you can bet your bottom dollar that we will post like it. Minors DNI with mature posts, which will all be tagged and filtered as needed. You can flirt with dilf Koby if you state you are an adult in bio or in anon asks!

⚓️ Not accepting transformative anon curses or curses without a 24 hour or less time limit.

⚓️ Multiship! Koby is single and gets around, suggest or ask about any man or woman. As long as you and your muse are 18+, shoot your shot.

Tags -

asks - #i’m listenin…

chain replies - #let’s chat!

reblogs - #scrapbook

og posts - #honesty impact

character tags will come to me like a message from god and anons can select their emojis/names !

Description -

art will go here when it’s done! use your imagination for now, or ask him for details (im lazy and i loath pinned posts)

OKAY! HAVE FUN, BE KIND!

[the-grandline-bartender]

I think that as a bartender, I'm uniquely qualified to say that I need a damn drink.

[fleetadmiral-koby]

If you’re lookin’ for someone to drink with….

[the-grandline-bartender]

You have no idea how tempting that is. You have no idea.

[fleetadmiral-koby]

I do know, Rell…c’mon….c’mon lock the doors………just you ‘n me and an entire bar worth of alcohol……..you know you wanna do it….

[the-grandline-bartender]

....

I won't even have to close the bar entirely... Kit offered to step in for the night...

I could just...

...

...

One. One drink. I can do one. Yeah. I can do one.

[fleetadmiral-koby]

It’s just one drink!! What’s one drink c’mon…

[the-grandline-bartender]

.... alright fine. One. Just the one. I need it, anyway...

[fleetadmiral-koby]

You know I would never enable you. I’ll stop you after one!

[the-grandline-bartender]

I think that as a bartender, I'm uniquely qualified to say that I need a damn drink.

[fleetadmiral-koby]

If you’re lookin’ for someone to drink with….

[the-grandline-bartender]

You have no idea how tempting that is. You have no idea.

[fleetadmiral-koby]

I do know, Rell…c’mon….c’mon lock the doors………just you ‘n me and an entire bar worth of alcohol……..you know you wanna do it….

[the-grandline-bartender]

....

I won't even have to close the bar entirely... Kit offered to step in for the night...

I could just...

...

...

One. One drink. I can do one. Yeah. I can do one.

[fleetadmiral-koby]

It’s just one drink!! What’s one drink c’mon…

[fleetadmiral-koby]

I kind of miss my ball….

[the-grandline-bartender]

I think that as a bartender, I'm uniquely qualified to say that I need a damn drink.

[fleetadmiral-koby]

If you’re lookin’ for someone to drink with….

[the-grandline-bartender]

You have no idea how tempting that is. You have no idea.

[fleetadmiral-koby]

I do know, Rell…c’mon….c’mon lock the doors………just you ‘n me and an entire bar worth of alcohol……..you know you wanna do it….

[the-grandline-bartender]

I think that as a bartender, I'm uniquely qualified to say that I need a damn drink.

[fleetadmiral-koby]

If you’re lookin’ for someone to drink with….

[fleetadmiral-koby]

I don’t look old right..?? 38 isn’t that old…

[marine-secretary]

well, you have a little grey in your pink now, but i wouldn't say old. mature, though. and maturity is very attractive to some people !

[fleetadmiral-koby]

You’d be greying at my age too if you were me! Thank you for settling my concerns, you’re always such a darling.

[fleetadmiral-koby]

I don’t look old right..?? 38 isn’t that old…

[yumi-official]

If I’M Fleet Admiral and YOU’RE Fleet Admiral…who the hell is the other guy…?

- @fleetadmiral-koby

... wait there's two Kobys???????

squint

Wow you're a lot older than I remember.

[fleetadmiral-koby]

I’m at a very…pushing 40 time in my life right now, what can I say…

[yumi-official]

Oh! Well you look super cool for an old man!

gives a thumbs up

:D

[fleetadmiral-koby]

You’ve got to stop calling me that, I’m not even middle aged….

[yumi-official]

If I’M Fleet Admiral and YOU’RE Fleet Admiral…who the hell is the other guy…?

- @fleetadmiral-koby

... wait there's two Kobys???????

squint

Wow you're a lot older than I remember.

[fleetadmiral-koby]

I’m at a very…pushing 40 time in my life right now, what can I say…

[fleetadmiral-koby]

Wait so you're NOT bald?!? 💔💔💔 Betrayal 💔💔💔

Sorry to disappoint? Come back in 40 years and maybe I will be but I doubt it!

[fleetadmiral-koby]

@letmesleepforeverpls Don’t be a coward, say it louder. Would you like to try your hand at being ‘someone’ in this case?

You all have such an odd obsession with being bald…

[letmesleepforeverpls]

Yessirie I will be the one to shave you 🤩 Better lock them windows tight because I will be outside tonight 😝😝😝🫰

[fleetadmiral-koby]

Positively shaking in my boots….

[fleetadmiral-koby]

Hey. How. How spacious is it under your desk? (Adult👍)

I dunno? I mean you could probably fit a person down there but it’d be uncomfortable, it’s like a weird little cubby. I know that I fit inside it ‘cause I drop my pen a million times a day…Why do you need to tell me your age for—

…….

Ah. I see. Very clever..

[marine-secretary]

kitten needs a smoke break

[fleetadmiral-koby]

Smoke break?? Am I reading that right? My two favorite words? Where is my invitation?

[marine-secretary]

🚬🚬 righhht away, sir.

[fleetadmiral-koby]

You’re the best assistant anyone could ever hope for, Mav.

[marine-secretary]

kitten needs a smoke break

[fleetadmiral-koby]

Smoke break?? Am I reading that right? My two favorite words? Where is my invitation?

[teach-official]

I'm likin' this new adition of the world Economy News Paper.

[fleetadmiral-koby]

The journalist must be psychic!

[fleetadmiral-koby]

how’s meppo? what’s he up to?

At the moment he’s sailing, I heard from him earlier today and he did nothing but complain and nag me, so he’s in perfect health. For the sake of his safety I cannot disclose what he’s “up to” but trust that he does his job well and will come back to me in one piece.

[marine-secretary]

I saw that. Should I start observing you closer? I had thought we were close enough that I wouldn’t need to do that. Correct me if I’m wrong…

- @fleetadmiral-koby

aha. . . sorry, sir, it wasn't really meant to come off as sarcastic or threatening ! just supporting my admiral is all.

although i wouldn't mind the extra attention. . .

[fleetadmiral-koby]

If you’re feeling under appreciated you could have said so, Maverick. You know I’m always ready to give words of encouragement!

You do a fantastic job at supporting me, don’t worry.