If anyone asks this is what I look like irl
[Transparent versions on my art blog]
wallacepolsom
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trying on a metaphor
will byers stan first human second

#extradirty
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
Sweet Seals For You, Always
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Origami Around
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
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occasionally subtle
$LAYYYTER
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
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Jules of Nature

oozey mess
EXPECTATIONS

roma★
cherry valley forever

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@the-punforgiven
If anyone asks this is what I look like irl
[Transparent versions on my art blog]
If I saw someone wearing this armor irl nobody would be able to stop me
Ah. Kastenbrust. That's what that one armor style is called
Boxy. Angular. Weird. Debatably effective. The Kastenbrust has it all and I'm enamored with it
Note that when I say "Debatably effective" I just mean "Didn't have any real noticeable advantages over previous armor styles" it wasn't like, a death sentence or anything
Though it was only around for 50 years or so (remarkably short for armor!) and indeed future armor styles went back to a more rounded breastplate anyway
However the extended sort of bell-shaped faulds (also called a tonlet) didn't really fall as sharply out of fashion as the breastplate did, and would show up in various (mostly tournament) armours long after the kastenbrust itself stopped being worn!
Though a relatively small footnote in the general history of armor making, kastenbrust is a part of the history of armour I actually really like!
I think it's neat c:
when it takes you a while to process what someone is saying and you realize they asked you a question
I cannot fucking believe I am drunk, past midnight, and tumblr is throwing fucking saturated fatty-acids at me
Listen here friendo I didn’t sit through a year of organic chemistry for you to come into my house and call a carboxylic acid a saturated fatty acid you respect that hexadecanoic acid
And I didnt get a degree in biochemistry to hear you say that carboxylic acids with aliphatic chains arent fatty acids. That hexadecanoic acid IS a saturated fatty acid!
@bellanesthesia
Have you ever used the Graven-School Talisman? (Elden Ring)
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Have you ever used the Skull Ring? (DS3)
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Have you ever used the Ash of War: Savage Claws? (Elden Ring)
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Have you ever worn at least part of the Painting Guardian Set? (DS1)
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Have you ever used a Hefty Rancor Pot? (ER)
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Have you ever used the East Wood Grain Ring? (DS1)
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Have you ever used the Fine Feather Crucible Talisman? (Elden Ring)
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Have you ever used the Ash of War: No Skill? (Elden Ring)
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No bad puns please
Offenders will be fed to Rykard
Dude my single Hercules beetle is NOT working as hard as an entire videogame dev team 😔
winning battles in my schlocky sci-fi setting by flying my spaceship upside down and making all my floors look like ceilings so when the enemy crew tries to board it the artificial gravity makes them all fall into the ceiling and hurt themselves and my guys can just execute them while they're down
And then y'know we just hit 'em with the
Wild caught clownfish will be like ‘hm you see, the anemone you got me is a slightly different color and tentacle width than the one I had back home, so I will not begin hosting it. I’ll be a sort of wandering ronin for the rest of my days.’ And then a captive bred clownfish will be like ‘ok so I have this curved rock I found and I just sit above it and it take care of me 👍’
Some of my favorite clownfish hosts