When Andrew Garfield's Spiderman interacts with Tom Holland's Spiderman and their characters, here is a list of things I want to happen, including but not limited to:
Andrew snarking on Tom's suit at all times, "You know for a Spiderman, you're pretty slow," "OH I'M SORRY LET ME JUST CALL THE NEAREST BILLIONAIRE IN MY UNIVERSE TO HANDCRAFT ME MY VERY OWN SUIT WITH "INSTANT KILL MODE" or "I'm hungry" "Oh so your suit doesn't come with its very own pantry? wow, what a tragedy."
Something involving nick fury with tom's Spiderman trying to be all polite about how fury's plan won't work or something and Andrew's just chugging his coffee and going, "ok neither of you have ever fought the green goblin nor have you fought Dr.Ock, so shut your dumbasses up because frankly Mr."Man in charge" your plan sucks and me and peter 2 are taking over" with toby's peter nodding in the background
skateboarding, "you have instant kill mode but can't get your suit to help you balance on a board with 4 wheels?"
meeting Strange, "so you the wizard that brought us into this shit and forced us to relive all our worst memories?" "...Yes," "I hope you coffee is always cold and you stub your toe on every table ever,"
something with him and toby's Spidey just vibing as they exchange war stories, "so your best friend tried to kill you too?" "yep and he used my girlfriend as bait," "dude same,"
DEADPOOL (or Michael B Jordan, cos of that interview,)
him annoying the shit out of fury and hill by being the little shit he is just cos he can.
any interaction with Flash. "So that's Flash?" "Yep" "At least the one in my school didn't look like an asshole, this kid looks like the kind to pay extra for the "special" yearbook picture." "...He actually did." "Fucking hell,"
"What do you mean I can't steal from this vending machine?!?!" "Stealing's bad!!" "The glass is literally broken and I want Sourpatch kids!!" "But-" "Fuck off, I do what I want, yo peter two!!!" "Yeah?" "Reese's Pieces or gummy bears?" "both"
him meeting MJ, can you imagine the fucking sass?!?!?!? holy fuck, "well well well, if it isn't the ripoff version of parker," "keep talking and I'll web you to the wall,", "...You a lil bitch," "...I like you," "Likewise,"
him meeting Ned, "So you're Spiderman?" "No, I'm Captain America," "..." " *sigh* would I be able to shoot webs if I wasn't Spiderman?" or "did you make your suit yourself?" *nod* "HOLY SHIT DUDE THAT'S SO COOL," "...I'm keeping this one, you won't try to kill me will you?" "excuse me?!" "yeah good enough," "YOU CAN'T JUST STEAL MY BESTFRIEND PARKER" "too late,"
"You sent Mr. Man in Charge to voicemail?" "Yes" "You have my respect"
"You know if there's more Spidey's out there, I hope at least a couple of them have a boyfriend," "A boyfriend?" "I don't swing both ways on only a web y'know? "
I need sassy, broke, rude bisexual peter parker snarking at everyone and dropping killer one liners as he beats the shit out of the Green Goblin and curses Stephen Strange for dragging him into this mess. I want him skateboarding everywhere and just chilling with Toby's Spidey. I need him stealing stuff from vending machines and sassing Happy. I WANNA SEE HIM VANDALISE SHIT and call people morons and bastards just cause.























