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@hollowed0ut
its kind of sad when you hit up an old friend and you both really miss each other but the connection just isnt there anymore
Oh! I actually know the answer to this one! American newspaper ads charged by the letter, so a lot of people would eliminate unnecessary letters like the second L in ācancelledā or the U in ācolourā. Some of these spelling changes were used so often that they stuck, and now Americans just spell some words differently. In summary: Americans spell things weird because capitalism
Note to self : stop expecting
āI lost myself last year, Iām not losing myself this yearā
ā 1:41 AM thoughts
a confused florist
what in carnation
It would be cool if after you died you could see the top 5 times you almost died
5 times you didnāt die and one time you did
i sleep nude because if someone ever breaks into my house they gotta fight me while im naked and i dare you to try and swing on a nigga when his dick is out
You are grade A guarenteed to get yourself hurt with this mindset? You think Iām afraid to grab a dick and yank it, bruh? You think I wonāt get my hands dirty on your dick in order to end you? You got the wrong one, manāand your ass better hope I donāt have a knife.
Okay weirdly this exact situation has happened to me. It was summer so I was sleeping naked, but then I heard the lock on the front door being opened. I thought someone was breaking into my house and I had enough time to either grab my sword or my nightgown, not both.
Two things I learned.
One, sometimes apartment complexes will flat out forget to tell you theyāre sending someone over from the fire department to check your fire extinguishers.
Two, no matter how bad ass a person thinks they are, a naked person swinging a sword at them will knock them off balance both physically and mentally.
However, the fireman was very nice about it and accepted my apology.
didnāt think it could get any better, yet here we are
Some deeper messages from Donald Gloverās: This is America.Ā
Went to a pet store today and saw this GIANT rabbit
So you decided to throw money at it like a stripper
stop the objectification of rabbits now
iāve been comprimisedĀ
i laughed for about 349583492547252 years
Iāve waited 2 years for this post to hit my dash again. Totes worth it
to Henry Miller
āGut feelingsā are guardian angels
Do you ever wonder how many stories have been told about you? I donāt mean rumors or gossip. A story like ā one time I was at the mall and this girl dropped her hotdog but she picked it up and ate itā what if Iām that girl??how many times have people seen me do something I thought no one saw and is now being used as an ice breaker at a family dinner? Hmmmmmm?!???!
one time i was in this historical park in new york and i was climbing a tree in order to get a good photo and i fell out just as a family was walking pastā¦two years later i ran into the mom at stop&shop and she gasped and saidĀ āoh my god, tree girl?ā and iāve never been the same since