[samcahntent]

If it weren’t for the crocheted dog I’d have probably just thought she had a twin lol

[bemusedlybespectacled]

I’m a little disturbed but also highly impressed

[deadcrushing-deactivated2026072]

thor ragnarok fight scene but holding out for a hero is playing

[hegodamask]

@nyebevans @nathanosblightcallers

[big-tiddy-goth-ghoulfriend]

This works so well, I am in awe.

“Where are all the gods” right as Thor starts tossing people around

The chorus hits hard at the same time Valkyrie does and her first swing even connects right when the song has what sounds like a sparking sound effect

“He’s gotta be strong” just when Hulk steps in

The small synth flourish timed perfectly with a dramatic Loki hair flip

This is art.

[chants-de-lune]

Thor hits the slow-mo of his descent right on the first long trill 

“streetwise Hercules” plays when he runs down the bifrost 

[anonymoustypewriter]

The drum beat at the beginning timed with the lightning strikibg the tower

[thechosenjuan]

honestly a good partner isn’t necessarily someone who loves the exact same things you love but rather someone who is willing to listen to you ramble on and on about a particular subject that you’re passionate about even if they have little to no interest in it

[ismaelguerrier-deactivated20210]

Relationship goals:

We both feel lucky to have each other

[just-shower-thoughts]

It is an unspoken rule that if a little kid is hiding under a blanket or couch cushions, you are required to comment on how lumpy the blanket is and pretend to sit on it to try and “smooth it out.”

[tgmember]

Also, if you’re playing hide-and-seek with them, it is critical that you search every other possible (and impossible) hiding spot, all the while wondering out loud how they managed to disappear just like magic, before walking right past their hiding spot.

[the-catholic-geek]

And if a baby starts playing peekaboo you are required to act surprised when they show their face again

[pornhubstepmom-deactivated20191]

If a kid hands you a phone, you answer it

[a-trashcan-made-out-of-fandoms]

If a kid shoots you with a Nerf Gun you are supposed to Die a dramatic death and explain “ugh you shot me blaahh”

[gobbochune-deactivated20241018]

when you push a kid on the swings ya gotta do the woosh

[zetsubonna]

I literally just blocked about a dozen people on this post for being cranky about children.

Being a joyless shitbeast to kids isn’t cool. They’re kids. If you want to be Oscar the Grouch, that’s fine, but do it in a way they understand and explain it to them.

“I don’t want to play, I’m grumpy. Thank you, though, that was kind.”

It’s literally not hard. Kids are small people. Treat them with common fucking decency.

[jehovahhthickness]

[teeboooogie3]

☝🏾💯 Nobody ever wants to take accountability for their actions but expect shit to be good smh

[chokkilissa-nahollos]

i understand that my friends don’t wanna talk every day. i understand that my s/o doesn’t wanna be lovey dovey and super indulgent every day. lots of people need rest from performative emotions. all people need rest in general! it’s okay!! it doesn’t mean they don’t love me!! it’s not a judgement or punishment!! they deserve to take their rest, and they deserve for me to treat their needs with respect!

[ro-beau]

not a lot of ppl grasp this.

[bakcwards]

!!!

[shellstropss]

*long pause*

[shellstropss]

THIS MAN

[effervescentbi]

Thor + some of his under-appreciated intelligence

[fullpraxisnow]

“[I]t is actually more expensive to be poor than not poor. If you can’t afford the first month’s rent and security deposit you need in order to rent an apartment, you may get stuck in an overpriced residential motel. If you don’t have a kitchen or even a refrigerator and microwave, you will find yourself falling back on convenience store food, which — in addition to its nutritional deficits — is also alarmingly overpriced. If you need a loan, as most poor people eventually do, you will end up paying an interest rate many times more than what a more affluent borrower would be charged. To be poor — especially with children to support and care for — is a perpetual high-wire act.”

— It Is Expensive to Be Poor | The Atlantic

[kushandwizdom]

“The loneliest moment in someone’s life is when they are watching their whole world fall apart, and all they can do is stare blankly.”

—

F. Scott Fitzgerald, The Great Gatsby

(via thelovenotebook) Click here, for more inspirational quotes

[msxfive]

[1010ll]

[dankmemes]

[danielodowd-deactivated20170124]

[charmed]

BEETLEJUICE (1988) dir. Tim Burton

[lsleofskye]

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