HollyTwoPointOh

[hollytwopointoh]

Most recent child request. The Bleaken.

[hollytwopointoh]

[ineffectualdemon]

“Babies only cry if they are hungry, need changing, or need to be picked up”

Lies

Babies (and small children) also cry for reasons such as:

1. “I am tired and that makes me angry”

2. “I scared myself with a fart”

3. “You are the wrong parent”

4. “I ran into something with my face”

5. “I’m facing the opposite direction then the one I want to”

6. “I fell asleep in one place and woke up somewhere completely different”

7. “I am a very small person in a very big world”

8. “I got scared because YOU farted”

Babies have more then 3 states of being and sometimes you just have to hold them and bounce them gently while saying solemnly “yes it is very hard to be a baby” because frankly it is

[aconfusedbird]

you have to remember that when you’re that tiny… pretty much any bad thing that happens to you is LITERALLY the WORST thing that has ever happened in your life. they have no perspective. everything is awful. help them

[let-tyrants-fear]

#everything is happening for the first time and they cant even google it  

[sixpenceee]

My favorite protest sign so far regarding the election in 2016. 

[hollytwopointoh]

Ford family

[hollytwopointoh]

Amazingly cheesy Kansas themed honeymoon with my amazingly cheesy Kansas husband as a new amazingly cheesy Kansas momma.

[lonely-creator]

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Captain America at Disneyland signing with a deaf guest.

This is so important!

[sashasoda]

THIS IS SO IMPORTANT IT’S MY NEW FAV THING

[hollytwopointoh]

Crying

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Mad

[gotitforcheap-deactivated201611]

[getsokt]

90′s Kids! LMAO  Funny daily at getsokt.com

[hollytwopointoh]

It has been a hard few months and a HARD three weeks. The day after I found out I was pregnant my mom moved 15 hours away. Between mom leaving, moving, this amazing/terrifying news, and making the decision to leave one of my three jobs things have been so rough. So to open a package from mom with cookies, some beauty products and my Babar book & baby blanket...I really needed this today.

[hollytwopointoh]

Beauty

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[blooms-of-gardenia]

I didn’t wanna do my geo hw so I stitched this cracker to the arm of the couch

[intel-i386-deactivated20160703]

chaotic neutral

[hollytwopointoh]

Thank God It's Royals Season

[ghostphotographs]

Spring is here. Inflate the pool.

[hollytwopointoh]

So my mom is moving to North Carolina and she got me these socks because I love chameleons...so here I am bawling my eyes out all evening staring at my socks...ugh.