Fortune favours the brave, my love

You can do this, even if its scary.

[aidashakur]

everybody is so full of lust. bring back real lovers.

[logicalcalamity]

These are cute as hell. I just wish I could afford/justify getting them.

[fuckass-bird-blog]

[json-derulo]

A skyscraper under construction/renovation in midtown manhattan nearly collapsed yesterday due to a major structural failure. that's not funny at all, of course, but what the spokesman for the developer had to say about it kinda is:

yeah. no totally. we've all been there. everybody makes mistakes, everybody has those days

[json-derulo]

the typical construction mishap:

[plumslices]

JAR (Joel Arthur Rosenthal) sheep head hair clip

Pearl, sapphire, aluminum, silver, gold

[black-culture]

Yeah sex is cool but have you ever been on tumblr before December 17 2018?

[too-haught-haught-damn]

[junglejim4322]

I live a very balanced life of noticing things nobody else does and not noticing the things that literally everybody notices

[natakesgamingcorner]

Send me a number and I’ll tell you...

A nickname of mine

An embarrassing story.

A turn-on

A turn-off

Something I look for in a partner

About my best friend

About my worst enemy

About someone I think is cute

About someone I think is smart

About someone I think is funny

About my crush

About my parents

About my siblings

Something I like about my body

Something I dislike about my body

Something I like about my personality

Something I dislike about my personality

A quote I live by

My favorite book

My favorite movie

My favorite food

My favorite drink

A talent I have

An unusual talent I have

One of my favorite followers

A fictional character I relate to

My favorite book I read for school

My favorite play

A childhood memory

My best birthday

An embarrassing secret

A little known fact

A time I made a mistake

I time I succeeded

My favorite sport

My favorite video game

My favorite non-video game

My favorite band.

My favorite song.

My favorite animal.

I pet I have.

My favorite Halloween costume.

My favorite piece of clothing

My favorite TV Show

Who I want to hug

Who I want to kiss

Who I want to punch

Something I want to do before I die

Something great I’ve already accomplished

Anything! Make up your own 

[egberts]

"i ate too many cookies" is truly an ageless problem. an unlearnable lesson.

[curiooftheheart]

Politics is actually like…one of the top reasons to cut someone out of your life? Where the fuck did we get this idea it’s an invalid reason to abandon people? It’s literally your statement on how you think society should exist and what rights you think people should have and how. It ain’t fucking “My uncle Craig’s dead to me because he takes his sandwiches with the crust on” it’s “My uncle Craig has consistently stated a hatred of minorities and poor people for longer than I’ve been alive, of course I’m gonna call him a piece of shit”

[aberrantemotion]

Always funny to me when indie devs who already sell games for dirt cheap participate in steam sales with like 90 percent off. Like. "Yeah this game is three dollars but you can have it for one right now." Like your game costs as much as a pack of m&ms and youre selling it for the cost of a pack of m&ms in the 1950s now? Okay

[mollyjames]

I do tend to be suspicious of art that really lauds and worships the idea of being an artist. Like yes, art is cool, I think it's valuable, there's a reason I make it. But let's not get overly self congratulatory here

[mollyjames]

I think it's okay to love what you do, and even celebrate that. But there's a line that gets crossed sometimes where the art goes... "unlike all of those stupid people, who just dont get it." And it's like... hey... who are you making this for, exactly?

[tallspookylady]

reminds me of that "artists fuck better because we turn sex into art, mattresses are our canvas" post or however that goes. always makes me laugh

[trans-seraphim]

also relevant

[viktor-sbor]

Off the coast of Australia Macroctopus caught the shark, wrapped all its tentacles around it and soon released it. Most likely, he scraped all the parasites off her.

[alkthash]

The octopus

[meshugenist]

me when i fucking get u

[kittydealer]

u/Sonnylevrai

[johnny-depp-is-loved]

what is this genre of photos called

[ntrider]

is there any trait less attractive than a lack of curiosity

[charl0ttan]

horses cant scratch themselves but humans cant go fast. we support this legandary partnership

[druggonaut]

Wrong! Humans irrelevant and obsolete now

[charl0ttan]

agnostic horse: we just dont know where scratch posts come from