calling tumblr 'tumblr dot com' is the equivalent of a parent calling their child by their full name when theyre angry
tumblr dorothy commercial you come down here right now

Discoholic đȘ©
noise dept.
Alisa U Zemlji Chuda

Origami Around

Product Placement
hello vonnie

Andulka

pixel skylines

Kaledo Art
Aqua Utopiaïœæ”·ăźćșă§èšæ¶ă玥ă
Claire Keane
h
will byers stan first human second
Cosmic Funnies

⣠Chile in a Photography âŁ
Jules of Nature

JVL
Misplaced Lens Cap

tannertan36
taylor price

seen from Singapore
seen from United States

seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from United States

seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from United States

seen from Malaysia

seen from United Kingdom
seen from TĂŒrkiye
seen from United Kingdom

seen from United Kingdom
seen from T1

seen from TĂŒrkiye

seen from United States
@holt-writes
calling tumblr 'tumblr dot com' is the equivalent of a parent calling their child by their full name when theyre angry
tumblr dorothy commercial you come down here right now
Liesel: BE A REBEL AND ROMANCE YOURSELF! BUY YOURSELF A DOZEN RED ROSES. TAKE A LONG BUBBLE BATH. TREAT YOURSELF TO DELICIOUS MEALS! VIVA LA ANARCHIST AFFECTION!
Lane: Iâm just gonna buy myself discounted chocolate but thanks, Les.
Liesel: YOU DESERVE FULL-PRICE GOURMET TRUFFLES BUT THATS YOUR CHOICE AND I APPLAUD YOUR FINANCIAL RESPONSIBILITY!
Bonus:
Moses and Lena: (watching from afar)
Moses: Your Sync is yelling at my Sync.
Lena: But sheâs doing it politely.
Max: (after his fight with Casper) stab wound? I think you mean extra pocket.
Kenni: (concerned noise)
Sam: Max you arenât allowed to leave my sight. Ever again.
Flint (being the diversion): Hey there, Sunfolk. Itâs me. Ya boy.
Sunfolk guards: âŠ
Ajax: kill him.
Flint: (proceeds to lead them on a runabout)
Flint: Welcome to another episode of âThis Sounds Like It Should Be A Fever Dream.â And it certainly should be a fever dream. But it is, in fact, my life.
Aero: Living with the Freefolk isnât always adventurous or exciting. Sometimes itâs pushing Shadeâs face away while yelling because you have viral bronchitis and he keeps trying to kiss you despite knowing this because heâs a himbo with no sense of self-preservation.
(Later, to Flint)
Aero: Shade has bronchitis. Youâll never guess how.
Miscarriage PSA
If you are having a miscarriage and your child has died in the womb, you do not need an abortion.
Removing a child who has already died is not an abortion. You donât need to go to an abortion facility. Any hospital or surgical center that offers OB/GYN services will be able to take care of you, regardless of whether or not they do abortions.
I just spoke with a couple this morning who thought they needed to go into an abortion facility because their child died in the womb. They were about to have a surgical procedure done in a facility that does not meet ambulatory surgical center standards. The facility has terrible Yelp reviews from people in the same situation who were not treated with respect and who had complications due to the low quality of care.
Do not believe the abortion industryâs lie that we need abortion facilities and legalized abortion for miscarriages.
You deserve real medical care at a real hospital or surgical facility, provided by doctors who care about you and your health.
Sharing this post from 4 years ago because it is still relevant.
Also going to add, with the new heartbeat law passing in Texas, that if Planned Parenthood or another abortion facility tells you that your baby has no heartbeat you should ABSOLUTELY get a second opinion.
Iâve spoken to many women who were lied to by abortion facilities and told their baby had no heartbeat, but when they went to a pregnancy center or OB/Gyn office and got an ultrasound their baby was fine.
If the heartbeat law goes into effect in September in Texas it is VERY likely that abortion facilities will tell women their baby has no heartbeat just to sell them an abortion.
You likely have a pregnancy center near you that offers FREE pregnancy tests and ultrasounds. Which means if the abortion facility says your baby has no heartbeat, you can get a second opinion for FREE. Please know your resources, including where to get affordable health care in your area (hint: you donât need an abortion facility).
i romantically stand outside your window and hold up my iPhone to blast our song. a 30 second ad plays first
Socket: Iâm kind of crushing on someone, but Iâm worried about telling you who it is, because youâre not going to like it
Ian: Just rip the bandage off.
Socket: Itâs Lena.
Mal: Put the bandage back on.
*a masked killer has Evan trapped*
Evan: Who are you?
Unknown: When I was a teenager, you killed my loved one, arrested me and imprisoned me without trial, I escaped, and you chased me halfway across the country to recapture or kill me - whichever was easier for you...
Evan: Maxwell?
Unknown: No, Iâm not Maxwell.
Evan: ...Baron?
Unknown: No.
Evan: Inferno?
Unknown: (annoyed) No!
Evan: Magdalena?
Unknown: NO!
Evan: Look, youâre gonna have to narrow it down a bit further...
underrated trope: âiâve lost my memory and idk who you are but i just have this feeling that iâm supposed to trust youâ
This - but the feeling is absolutely, completely, 100% wrong.
Person 1: âI donât know what it is about youâŠI just know that I can trust you.â
Person 2, their actual, literal worst enemy: âExcuse me, what?â
Cue enemies to friends to lovers speedrun.
Sam: (after getting Healsick) I slept for almost 12 hours, but I might still be tired so letâs go for 12 more just in case.
Max: Sam, that sounds like a coma.
Kenni: Agreed.
Sam: Sounds festive.
Lena: You look like someone who will create a lot of problems for me.
Socket: Iâm sor-
Lena: this intrigues me.
Allison: I think we could reform pangaea if we all tried hard enough.
Socket: Yeah, if we all got into the water and pushed.
I have an idea. itâs a little revolutionary and the world might not be ready for it but hear me out. a man & a woman meet. the man acts rude and arrogant and the woman dislikes him for it. and then the woman continues to dislike him throughout the entirety of the work of fiction in question and never falls in love with him and they never get married, not even a little bit. thank you for your time
later on after many events and tribulations they meet again. and the man has changed! he has learned lessons in humility & how not to be a terrible person! he presents his growth to the woman and she says âwow, good for you, Iâm glad you improved as a person. good job! hope I can do as well!â & then they continue to not get married even slightly