Hello.

Taylor (she/they/idgaf) I'm back on my bullshit! (sometimes. Don't expect consistency lol)

[worldsandemanations]

John O'Brien for NEW YORKER magazine, 1991.

[ceruleanheaven]

i just wanna do nothinggggg 😭😭😭😭😭 which is like what im already doing but i wanna do it in a way that doesnt actively ruin my life 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[tomb-mold]

the problem is i really do love staying up until one billion o'clock. it just cant be helped

[kosmogrl]

depressed at 11 was crazy i should have become a child prodigy

[prowl-autism-extraordinaire]

[rabbits-of-negative-euphoria]

if they're gonna remake The Princess Bride, it should open with a kid sick in bed scrolling on his phone. his grandpa arrives with a gift--it's a DVD player with a disc already inside. grandpa hooks it up to the TV and presses play. and we all just watch the original 1987 film again.

[necromancelena]

I like that she looks anxious and on edge

[what-even-is-thiss]

I never understood those zero waste people who buy reusable towels that look like paper towels. Like we kind of perfected rag technology around 12,000 years ago. I don’t exactly use paper towels for their texture.

[bungerc0re]

it's called a ball python because it is a python(🐍) that ball(🟠)

[contemptible-scoundrel]

nothing in the rules says a python can't play basketball

[bgm05]

Went outside and saw a bat flying around. Then i saw a toad in the yard. Straight up like a witch’s brew out there . Stay safe

[shroomgluggler]

in the future humans will have something called "sinus button " and pressing it will immediately drain your sinuses of all fluid so that it can be filled with other things like rocks, webs, paint, tar, freef (new fluid that will be so important in that time) and also dr papper

[captain-price-returns]

unmute

[deathtokillian]

Seen someone say “I can’t die, I got graves to dance on that hasn’t been dug yet.” And honestly, that goes hard. We need to keep that energy.

[woman-becomer]

imagine a goat with a hat

STOP-

what hat did you give the goat what is the instinctual hat you gave to this goat

[dogpuppy]

[fuckedelf]

Can I eat yummy candy on SSRI?

[okavara]