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You’ll never guess what makes these cookies so moist! *click*

That’s right ! These are snail ass cookies ... woah .... take our poll? Take our poll? Would you eat ? y/N 75% said no

Hm ?? Little idiot thought these were made from snail’s ass??? They are just called that because they are green and only available in New York City only at a bakery with 7 dollar signs on yelp. It is called . They are made green from “Matcha.”

Matcha is a powder. You may know it from Green Tea. A drink many enjoy but not many know is green like a snail! Would YOU try this cookie? There is no poll we want no answers please.

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hungwy

haters will see you mind control them and be like i do not hate you any more

#how is this below 50k notes

milk5-deactivated20260704

soy burger: 0 souls, endless burgers

beef burger: 1 soul, many burgwrs

ant burger: 1 billion souls 1 burger

hornyjarjarbinks

Having a nasty little time alone

hornyjarjarbinks

I dusted the house and read a book in the afternoon sun and made my own ice tea without any help. I didn't do anything else.

shroomfucker

Jar. Jar is everything ok. You don't seem like yourself

hornyjarjarbinks

Post-cum clarity!

lazygravez

android1000

me butt ass naked choosing a song before i step in the shower

grosezero

Holy SHIT do not do this. Do NOT actually listen to music when in the shower. The water and moisture in the air will be electrified by the audio waves and it kills your brain like snake venom

grosezero

Sorry for my image

mimeticspace

Carlos Paez Vilaro, Casapueblo, Punta Ballena, Uruguay, 1960

albertnatural

She’s a 10 but she’s a Caterpillar: The Feeding Stage. The next stage is the larva. ...

newbriefcase

the Larva. is the first stage after egg. Larvae molt several times. Do you know. There are several instars before Pupation. Butterflies are not a simple Four Step One Pot Fettucine Alfredo Chicken Recipe. They are Moths, a Complexity. Do you Understand.

albertnatural

I u derstand.