the gluggler

shroomfucker alt until tumblr gives me my account back. blake, 26, he/him

[grawly]

do you have that video of the roblox tiktok girls fighting and wednesday addams is there for no reason

[molabuddy]

?????????

[back-that-sass-up]

[drdaanvondutch]

You’ll never guess what makes these cookies so moist! *click*

That’s right ! These are snail ass cookies ... woah .... take our poll? Take our poll? Would you eat ? y/N 75% said no

Hm ?? Little idiot thought these were made from snail’s ass??? They are just called that because they are green and only available in New York City only at a bakery with 7 dollar signs on yelp. It is called . They are made green from “Matcha.”

Matcha is a powder. You may know it from Green Tea. A drink many enjoy but not many know is green like a snail! Would YOU try this cookie? There is no poll we want no answers please.

*Ad*

[hungwy]

haters will see you mind control them and be like i do not hate you any more

[milk5-deactivated20260704]

soy burger: 0 souls, endless burgers

beef burger: 1 soul, many burgwrs

ant burger: 1 billion souls 1 burger

[hornyjarjarbinks]

Having a nasty little time alone

[hornyjarjarbinks]

I dusted the house and read a book in the afternoon sun and made my own ice tea without any help. I didn't do anything else.

[shroomfucker]

Jar. Jar is everything ok. You don't seem like yourself

[hornyjarjarbinks]

Post-cum clarity!

[lazygravez]

[android1000]

me butt ass naked choosing a song before i step in the shower

[grosezero]

Holy SHIT do not do this. Do NOT actually listen to music when in the shower. The water and moisture in the air will be electrified by the audio waves and it kills your brain like snake venom 

[grosezero]

Sorry for my image 

[mimeticspace]

Carlos Paez Vilaro, Casapueblo, Punta Ballena, Uruguay, 1960

[albertnatural]

She’s a 10 but she’s a Caterpillar: The Feeding Stage. The next stage is the larva. ...

[newbriefcase]

the Larva. is the first stage after egg. Larvae molt several times. Do you know. There are several instars before Pupation. Butterflies are not a simple Four Step One Pot Fettucine Alfredo Chicken Recipe. They are Moths, a Complexity. Do you Understand.

[albertnatural]

I u derstand.

[segamascott]

[pissvortex]

[smoqueen-deactivated20251108]

mmm haha

[smoqueen-deactivated20251108]

ahaha mmmm

[hustlerose]

dr pepper

[smoqueen-deactivated20251108]

mm ahaha mmm

[hustlerose]

mmmm

[smoqueen-deactivated20251108]

haha mm

[hustlerose]

mm ha mmmmm hahaha

[smoqueen-deactivated20251108]

[foothive2-deactivated20190813]

all boys do is listen to acid rock and stare directly into a flashlight 

[foothive2-deactivated20190813]

its working

[foothive2-deactivated20190813]

i can feel it working

[emergency-broadcast-archive]

[hungwy]

Me @ the mcdonalds drivethru

[sclimp]

Ebay: world of clay & earth

Etsy: world of shadows and mirrors

[youtubethumbnails]

[zsnes]

me and my son clump who i wish was dead