Living on Caffeine and a Prayer

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[batgun]

Now, don’t get me wrong I love TimKon, got to be one of my favourite ships but you’ll NEVER see me hating on Bernard, that is my dear friend. I’m really scared he’ll get dead wifed :(

[catcrumb]

[processintegrated]

[thatdisasterauthor]

Have you REALLY lost your scissors if you aren't walking around making scissor motions with your fingers in an attempt to lure them back out?

[nicktoonsunite]

bleehhh

[crowningsarcasm]

Every time I see a post or anything about Tim trying to clone Kon after he died, I remember this time when I was a kid, I used to play Minecraft and I made this world where I just built elaborate houses and committed crimes with my partner in crime, a parrot named Ricky, and one day, I unfortunately lost him after we blew up a village, and was so devastated by his death that I proceeded to spawn dozens upon dozens of parrots until the game made a parrot that looked exactly like Ricky. It took me two houses and several runs (I hit the limit for number of parrots that could exist in the world at a time about four times, and killed all the defective models), but unlike Tim Drake, I succeeded and continued to terrorise villagers and commit atrocities with Ricky 2.0 until I went cold turkey and stopped playing games sometime after for unrelated reasons.

In retrospect, eleven-year-old me was brutal.

[cloudabserk]

WARNING do NOT start reading books and comics or watching movies or looking at art!!! you will start wanting to create art yourself. or god forbid. writing.

[cambriancrew]

[halfabouros]

No but actually LMAO

[marvellegends]

[dalenthas]

Look y'all, this reveal means so much to me. So many times in movies these days there are big reveals for the audience’s benefit that mean absolutely nothing in the context of the story or to the characters in it. I’m talking the Thanos cameo in the Avengers’ stinger, I’m talking Benedict CumberKhan in Star Trek, I’m talking about every hackneyed “This character is actually this other character” when in universe nobody knows nor cares about their true identity.

But here? This reveal? This is a Big Reveal for us, Peter B Parker, and Miles, all on different levels. We and Peter both know Doc Ock is a portly dude, not a woman. We know the name Octavius… Otto Octavius. But when she says her name is Olivia Octavius we’re clued in to the fact that Doctor Octopus is a woman in this universe. And she has Peter captive.

Miles, if he was paying attention in science class earlier in the movie, would have known her name was Olivia Octavius, but that doesn’t mean anything to him, why would it? Liv has apparently been very good about keeping her supervillainy a secret. She’s in educational videos shown in high-schools. So to Miles, the reveal here is this scientist lady, who he knew enough about to know was the head scientist at Alchemax, is a supervillain. He gets the reveal a second or two after Peter.

And the movie? It was dropping hints the entire time, confident in our expectations blinding is to the truth. Olivia’s name was partially visible when Miles got to science class. Her glasses are octagonal. The lights in her lab are octagonal. We know she’s working with the Kingpin. Why wouldn’t she be a supervillain? Because she’s hot? Hell, Peter even says he needs to reexamine his internal biases. Maybe he was telling us that we should too.

It’s a reveal for us, and for our heroes. It means something, both in-universe and out. And that makes it infinitely better than other similar reveals.

[rednines]

I’m not reading all that I want her to dissect me

[prettyinpinkcatgamer]

average tumblr interaction

[blackcatsbrokeglass]

Happy Pride Month to Leo Valdez who could determine Jason’s mood from the way the scar on his mouth looked ✌️🥹

[withdevovotion]

happy pride to jason grace who blew up a bunch of pipes in his all boys school (that he moved to directly after his girlfriend broke up with him) when he found out leo was still alive. love you man ✌️

[deeri-mimi]

Yeah their called young justice because they need a freaking nap

[ashoss]

swap w sis

[sreppub]

feed dickbin after midnight

un-grime-ed him

[notyournoma]

[lakemojave]

I have you blocked because I don't like your blog at all but I hope you're doing well. ok blocking you again adieu

Hello???

[lakemojave]

Anon bb come back i can change for you

[wickedsick]

[voidsentprinces]

Fozzie Bear energy from anon

[notyournoma]

[thetangledsheet]

Anyway I think more video game quests should make you uncomfortable and guilty and mislead you and corner you between a rock and a hard place and offer hollow victories. There's nothing more annoying than quest writing that scrambles to assure you that you're niceys and good and nothing you put your hand on can ever have negative consequences. "You cannot save everyone" and I cheer and whoop etc.

[notyournoma]

[larkralbirdy]

annoying older brother