Holy Bat Junk, Batman!

A collection of often adorable, sometimes bizarre, and always hilarious Batman related merchandise and crafts found on the internet. The vast majority of posts are sourced, so clicking on the picture takes a purchase page. If it's ridiculous and Batman themed, it belongs here. My personal tumblr, by contrast, is here, if you are so inclined.

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They glow in the dark! Click through to check out the Etsy shop.

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it took a while for this to arrive and by the time it did I couldn’t actually quite remember why I’d wanted it but

but

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ETI. omfg lol

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WHEN I WAS BUYING IT i was like “lol yeah I’m going to wear this everywhere” but when it actually arrived i ripped it open in the post office and stared down at it and hurriedly tried to stuff it into a pocket so no one would see

I will only wear this with sunglasses so I don’t have to meet anyone’s eyes

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AUUUGHH I WILL WEAR IT OPEN WITH A SPARKLE BRA AND BOOTY SHORTS BECAUSE I’M A TRAMP I like the plaid pants. Did I ever show you my AMERICAN FLAG BIKINI, because apparently I am trying to win some sort of tastelessness award? Also cosplay. That was my excuse, but really…

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Pizza Dog (aka Arrow, aka Lucky)

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(via Sterling silver batman pin/tiepin by beaujangles on Etsy)

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Bruce Wayne has these. You know he does.

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You want this. I want this. We all want this, except Batman, who screams, "THOSE WINGS ARE NOT ANATOMICALLY CORRECT!" "We don't care," whispers all of Gotham, "We want this."

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This is my brand new tattoo called “Starry Night over the Gotham City” which was made by Dominika Gardocka i Skorpion Sosnowiec tattoo studio in Poland. This is our combined effort of Dominika’s talent and my post-modern brain and of course the Intetnet which was huge help and inspiration. I’d like to dedicate it to all adults who don’t feel so grown up :) 

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Young Avengers bookmarks for AE.

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It’s is the BEST SUPERHERO TEAM IN EXISTENCE, YOU GUYS. The bruiser is a super strong LATINA in a punky jacket and short shorts, the young lovers are two cute gay dudes, and the white girl on the team is banging hilariously cocky funny space boy. I only wish America Chavez had been drawn a little more muscular here—the official art lately actually has her with these amazing big muscle thighs. Latinas in punky jackets that go around punching stuff REPRESENT! Let me sing you the song of my people. It involves lifting heavy things, cursing liberally, punching stuff, and wearing hoop earrings. I love you, America Chavez! I AM YOU.

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I reblogged from the wrong account. Whatever. The point is, THIS COMIC IS AMAZING AND YOU SHOULD BUY IT AND SERIOUSLY I LOVE EVERYONE ON THIS TEAM.

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Winter Wolf: A Werewolf Romance On Snow is FREE for 01/25/2013, PST!

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I wore my “I Believe in Harvey Dent” shirt to the con yesterday, and I was really pleasantly surprised with how many fellow Two-Face fans I met and talked to. The shirt also go me a discount and extra freebies from fellow believers. Fuck yeah!

Also, Mark Dos Santos is really nice and you should...

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Mark Dos Santos is seriously the NICEST! I have like three of his prints--Joker and Harley, Harley and Bud and Lou, and, uh, Harley. Yeah.

I love it when batfans bond/find each other in public.

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Various versions of this have been floating around on my dash, and, yeah, the animated gif version was the one that basically killed me. He's so haughty! Look at the face in the first one in the second row! And so devious! And so often the Joker frown is neglected, but LOOK at that angry angry little pout.

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I'M GOOD, GUYS. I CAN FINALLY COME BACK TO THE BAT INTERNET NOW

OH MY GOD TDKR WAS PERFECT. SO WORTH GOING SUPER OUT OF MY WAY TO NOT BE SPOILED.

ps: at some point I managed to get a full time office gig and I think I have bought a piece of Bat merch every time I get a paycheck. I should update about that.

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“This is what happens when an unstoppable force meets an immovable object. You truly are incorruptible, aren’t you? You won’t kill me out of some misplaced sense of self-righteousness. And I won’t kill you because you’re just too much fun. I think you and I are destined to do this forever.”

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Looks like someone has an asphyxiation fetish. Chokey chokey time!

(though I'm honestly not sure the Joker's into being a gasper as much as Batman is into...being Batman.)

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my beautiful obsession

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I approve of basically everything that is going on here. Plus, I own one of those watches, but my bat booty shorts aren't nearly as cool. Props! I love the non-Bats related ankh, too.

I am actually wearing a new Batman shirt RIGHT NOW but I'm probably too lazy to take a picture. I assure you it's a cool shirt, though.

SUBMIT PICTURES OF YOUR BAT STUFF, BAT FANS!

Joker merch and other villains also welcome, of course.

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I’m a punk ass straight edge former vegan, so I don’t smoke and never have—but if someone passed me this bowl think I’d just have to get high as hell immediately, you know?

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what what what give me now pls

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I'm trying to source it! No luck so far, though I now have 2490249 tabs open to shit like hailmaryjane.com.

Here, have a less awesome Batbowl?

 I mean, it's not as cool looking, but on the bright side, it basically looks like a dildo. source!

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I'm a punk ass straight edge former vegan, so I don't smoke and never have--but if someone passed me this bowl think I'd just have to get high as hell immediately, you know?