Gay Shit? In This Christian House Hold?

IN A PANDEMIC EDWARD GOT INFLUENZA BUT WE GET FUCKING MIDNIGHT SUN.

[aelfcynn]

May you find exactly what you want at the thrift shop, in your price range, next time you’re there.

[writetheworldfree]

can’t pass up this kinda karma

[iridessence]

and in your size

[jasperwhitcock]

someone: wait, you like twilight?

me:

[rosalielesbianhale]

hang on a minute, just hold on. so, edward is talking about when he rebelled against carlisle and started killing rapists and this is what the book says:

   “From the time of my new birth,” he murmured,    “I had the advantage of knowing what everyone    around me was thinking, both human    and non-human alike.”

so are you telling me… are you telling me that edward cullen can read the minds of animals and i never even considered it??

[phil-dwyer-stan-account]

@rosalielesbianhale your tags are important

He can talk to dogs, unfortunately they hate him because dogs are good judges of character. After the first ten dogs he tried to talk to cussed him out in their minds he completely gave up and refuses to go anywhere near animals.

[rosalielesbianhale]

animals aren’t actually afraid of vampires, that’s just something carlisle and esme tell edward to try and make it seem like it isn’t just that animals hate him specifically

[twilightly]

Taylor Lautner as Jacob Black in The Twilight Saga: New Moon (2009)

[holycarlislechrist]

Long hair Jacob appreciation post

[emmetthastiktokforsure]

Ok listen

New Moon but instead of that movie theater scene with Jacob and Mike they go to a karaoke bar and Bella goes off on the stage with “Go Your Own Way” by Feetwood Mac and sis Bella is going OFF getting on tables and being you know,,,Bella

Mike is scared and a bit excited...too excited (that’s why he goes to the bathroom to calm down)

And Jacob is just YES BELLA FUCK THAT GUY (I’m better)

[stream]

Or do I owe her an apology? Men in Black (1997) dir. Barry Sonnenfeld

[dcmultiverse]

Robert Pattinson photographed by Andy Parsons for Time Out Magazine, 2020

[twitblr]

Mary go round at home 🏡

[whihumph]

Forget what she’s wearing, are we just going to ignore the sheer strength she displayed? Sis is holding herself up extended her torso to an obtuse angle and did a situp with a child and didn’t slip a millimeter. 👀👀👀

[glon-morski]

That, and she’s also bouncing said toddler without slipping a milimeter there at the end, don’t forget that 🤯

[alnora]

The bar is another form of ballet fight me

[elveny]

Not gonna fight you on that cause it’s true

[aetin-deactivated20230423]

what the fuck is going on

[homiedepot]

You can just do and say anything in any way you want huh?

[cry--twombly]

Gay men have co-opted the Proud Boys hashtag on twitter

So there are a bunch more like this and it’s a big fuck you to the Proud Boys and reminding us what real proud boys (Pride) looks like

At least according to twitter

[sonneillonv-deactivated20220218]

For anyone who was confused, gay men are usurping a platform from white supremacists by filling their tag with images of gay pride.

[systlin]

I was real confused for a second but now I’m delighted. 

[cosmiccatknight-deactivated2021]

My sister sent me these, lol

[damianimated]

LETS PLAY A GAME. It’s called: Who directed it TIM BURTON or HENRY SELICK

We’ll start with the 2009 Laika film Coraline based on the novel by Neil Gaiman. Do you know who directed it? Burton or Selick?

Did you guess yet?

If you guessed Henry Selick, you would be correct. Tim Burton actually had absolutely nothing to do with Coraline at all in anyway ever. Reminder: Tim Burton has NOTHING to do with Coraline. At all. But that was an easy one. Let’s go to the Walt Disney Pictures adaptation of Roald Dahl’s novel, James and the Giant Peach next.

Think you got it? Are you sure? Better double check…

Oh, look. It’s Henry Selick again! Tim Burton actually interacted with this project, though only as a producer. Bet that was tricky… Next one! Let’s go to the Disney/Touchstone Pictures film Tim Burton’s The Nightmare Before Christmas.

Have you guessed it correctly? Have you really?

Yep that’s right. Even Tim Burton’s The Nightmare Before Christmas was directed by Henry Selick. Though Burton wrote the poem and created the characters in which Nightmare was based he didn’t have much interaction with the project beyond that. At the time he had already signed off to direct the film Batman Returns and did not want to be involved with the “painstakingly slow process of stop-motion animation.”

Looks like it was a trick quiz. But now you know Henry Selick, whom people rarely know of is responsible for many of the most well known stop-motion animated films. The more you know!

[thebeldamsbuttons]

This isn’t even being qeued. This is just being reblogged, because some of you still don’t understand who directed Coraline.

[smieska]

You guys don’t understand, Henry Selick was so happy and so incredibly nice and grateful that there was a festival solely dedicated to the art of Stop Motion and that he was an invited guest. He was treated like a superstar in his craft, and he was absolutely surprised.

All stop motion animators were actually. So please please please, appreciate this guy and his hard work in his key role at keeping stopmotion animation alive and well today.

[aroswig]

Get you a man who can do both

[aroswig]

Day 5 of replacing faces on family portraits with Rob ft. Aro. This is by far my favorite one and no I will not apologize for ART.

[howlonghaveyoubeenseventeen]

so it’s mentioned in the book that edward has to swallow wedding cake and what I wanna know is when he coughed it up. like when did he have time

[the-golden-onion]

@emmettmccartycullen i need your official commentary on the entire series pls

[jalicewhitcock]

Edward:

Bella, Me, The Entire Fandom:

[oceangraphs]

julia jones, 400x640

[iknowyouloveme-thanks]

Just another telepathic conversation between gifted vamps.

[tedllasso]

#WEARAMASK