Holy McCarthy

omg that's Melissa McFucking McCarthy

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Character posters for film, Bridesmaids (2011)

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Well in this photo I'm Kristen Wiig. And who are you? Tell me I'm curious.

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They’re too cute. This is unhealthy. 

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last time i did this my wish really came true. so im going to wish again

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nothing to lose. :))

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Let’s hope

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Why not? :)

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*crossing fingers*

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pretty much^^^^

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i got nothing to lose. (:

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Last time i did this my wish came true.

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Jesus Christ if my wish comes true I will piss

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please work omg

[youthique]

looks fun lol

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please 

[edgygayboy]

IT SERIOUSLY WORKED

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Well, i got nothing to lose, might as well try it

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This shall be interesting😌

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I really need this.

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Candid photo+some of my very favorite people=absolute 💜.

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Melissa McCarthy rants Nobodies. SHE FUCKING BURNS THEM.

Rachel: Oh my god Melissa! I can not tell you how relieved we are. We thought you were mad at us.

Melissa: Shut up! You shut your big tooth big bushy browed face. God you’ve got a dumb face. You’re playing with fire and I’m gonna enjoy watching you guys burn to the ground.

Larry: Melissa I hear what you’re sayin-

Melissa: Larry why is your dirty stupid mouth hole talking to me? You know what I’m gonna do? I’m gonna take that little pocket square that you folded incorectly and I’m gonna snap it up so it almost becomes like a wire and I’m gonna wrap it around those little tiny testicles of yours and I’m gonna pull it tight, not to tight! Not to tight! But tight enough to make them shiny and start to loose blood suply and get real dark purple and then right when you’re thriving in pain I’m gonna snap it and I’m gonna pop those testicles off and shove them down the mouth hole. And I’m gonna make you choke ON YOUR OWN BALLS.

Larry: So you’re still mad?

Melissa: You know what I’m gonna do Larry? Coz you can’t seem to keep that mouth hole shut? I’m gonna fill it with coal and I’m gonna light it on fire and I’m gonna let my kids make s’mores off your charred bones and when they’re cleaning their little sticky fingers I’m gonna say that pile of ash is a dead Larry and they’re gonna throw their little heads back and they’re gonna laugh and then I’m gonna let them pee on you and I’m gonna sweep it into a gutter. So stop disagreeing with me. DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM? I’M MELISSA MCFUCKING MCCARTHY! THAT’S WHO I AM! AND     YOU     ARE     NOBODIES.

READ THIS AT MY FUNERAL

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guuuuuurl 

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way to go queen 

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Time for some bumper photos! 

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I'm completely speechless

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You shoot like girls!

Ghostbusters (2016) dir. Paul Feig

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It is my responsibility to help plan this event. To talk through all the details, to taste the cake and pick the invitations, and to keep you, the fiance of the bride, from having to pretend to be interested in things that he has no interest in.

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Here is Melissa and Ben randomly enjoying a banana. You’re welcome. 

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Gilmore Girls (2000-2007)

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