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tfw your roommate misunderstands the concept of a “bath bomb”
[caption]
person 1, excitedly: “dude, you’ve gotta see my new bath bomb”
person 2, with the tone of someone who is way too used to this shit: “you put explosives in the bathtub, didn’t you?”
person 1: “…was I not supposed to do that?”
@shamelessfancies
I WILL BE ON WHEN IT ISN’T ALMOST FOUR IN THE MORNING
SCREAMS INTO THE NIGHT WHY DO I KEEP FORGTTING ABOUT THIS FUCK ME!
I’M ALIVE I’ve just been feeling super BLEH lately and writing is kinda the last thing I wanna do when like that
but I’ll try to do some stuff in the next couples of days. maybe reblog a meme
ok now that I’m actually back on a computer I’m officially announcing my blood feud with tumblr user @holyshitfantrolls over orange juice with pulp
ok 1.) orange pulp is gross and 2.) would anyone like to do anything? I WAS gonna try and rp on my other blog but there’s drama going on and I’ve been fortunate enough to avoid completely thus far and don’t want to get dragged into it
Date Night?
> You take your phone back slowly, eyes never leaving his face.
“Th-anks… Y-yeah, I’m orange, I guess, and, y-you’re a highblood.”
> Your texts never said who you were meeting, just the time and place, and a reminder that first impressions were important! You poke at your chest again before realizing you’re not wearing your symbol.
“I- I mean! Ha ha! I’m not wearing my color tonight… I mean normally I would but I wore this instead s-so I’d look nice …but it’s a little small so …oh wait, n-no, I am, my belt is orange, uh… ah, ha… I’m not making a ^ery good impression am I?”
> (You are proud of yourself for not ending that word jumble with “please don’t hurt me”).
A BLUEBLOOD, SPECIFICALLY.
> Well, technically you’re of the indigocaste, but it’s easier to just lump yourself together with the ceruleans and call it a day. It isn’t like it matters. Derrek would probably still be freaked out anyway
HONESTLY, I’VE SEEN WORSE.
> Which isn’t to say that you’re some kind of ‘Cassanova’ yourself but that you’ve actually had worse first impressions then this one
YOU UH, YOU LIKE FLOWERS?
> If he’s not going to run you might as well start being “romantic”
happy munday. I can’t take selfies.
DO NOT BREAK OUT THE PUNS I YEILD I YIELD.
I’m going to steal Uumoic and take him as my son. You cannot hurt him then NOW CAN YOU.
are you threatening me with a custody battle over my own troll?
like pls chill, pilumn
#it’s funny because he got his arm ripped off#no wait#that’s terrible
I’m calling you a sinner again
do I need to “will smith pose” at my far more unfortunate trolls again?
uumoic “I keep losing my arm” teirst
jumps on this bandwagon a little late
send me your muses and ferry will rate them outta /10
Drop me a character name and I’ll reveal my muse’s heart...
VISUAL ATTRACTIVENESS: 💗💗💗💗💗 (purely aesthetic appreciation of looks)
FRIENDSHIP LEVEL: 💗💗💗💗💗 (how close a friend they consider them)
SEXUAL DESIRE: 💗💗💗💗💗 (wanting to have sex with them)
ROMANTIC INTENT: 💗💗💗💗💗 (hoping for a romantic relationship)
💔 Non-existent 💗 Very low 💗💗 A little 💗💗💗 Hopeful 💗💗💗💗 High 💗💗💗💗💗 Maximum
I hate that one state farm commercial where the guy is like: I’m/We’re never... [insert whatever here] because it always fucking happens and then he looks at his family in the end and is like “I’m never letting go”
well I guess you’re shit out of luck buddy, your ass is either getting divorced or your family is gonna die in a house fire or something way to go you jackass
I feel like 75% of conversations between Uuumoic and Shalez start with: I did something stupid but it’s okay because--
Date Night?
>You spin quickly.
“Y-yeah that’s me, I’m Derr-eegk?!”
> Your voice dies and you finish with a little squawk, drop your phone with a clatter, and stare at the highblood addressing you. You poke your chest with a finger. Yes. Derrek. You are him. And you are off to a great start.
> Were it not so common, you might have been discouraged by his initial reaction. But it is, and you’re used to it so you just bend down to pick up his phone, and hand it back to him all careful like
YOU, UH, DROPPED THIS
> You decide to wait before giving your name as it looks like your date may just end up absconding into the night any moment now
SO. A LOWBLOOD. COOL.
