could you please not

[lesbianrey]

[tittled]

if the purge was happening in real life you would see murders and rape and then you’d see me like

[rohgoreihgiorefdhgirehgreihg-de]

*goes up to a lesbian couple* so which of u is the cheetah (built for speed in open areas) and which of u is the jaguar (built for strength and stealth in wooded foresty areas)

[willow]

bf: says anything good about literally anything other than me even an inanimate object Me: go marry it then

[mysharona1987]

I think they are stupid anyway, but if you have to hold one at least try to avoid it ending with a big apocalyptic-looking pink or blue cloud, a massive fire and a body count.

Maybe just stick to cutting open a cake?

[mysharona1987]

Gender: I Inadvertently Killed Grandma.

[you-had-me-at-e-flat-major]

parents: i can't wait to find out what gender this baby is gender reveal: kills thousands and sets forests alight in the name of maintaining outdated gender norms parents: ooh it's a conservative

[gothic1997]

[qlexie]

“hey do you want the rest of my-“

[caviria]

[rosewater1997]

me looking back on how i self destructed: she really did that!

[pics-that-make-you-go-hmm]

[earthdad]

don’t let him drink that

[whitepeopletwitter]

[literally-a-piece-of-trash]

Ah yes, the 5 love languages:

touch starved

my parents never told me they are proud of me

i love Stuff

im so fucken tired please god just let me rest for 5 minutes

hey pay attention to me

[its-unwell-girl]

[toshio]

[spadefish]

[leyorio-deactivated20170725]

[isaiahetero]

Meeting a celebrity

[thebootydiaries]

Me: *hands them a piece of paper*

Them: Who should I make it out to?

Me: oh, haha, no, that's not for you to autograph. That's the URL to my amazon wishlist, alright, bye.

[sixpenceee]

He’s just enjoying the ride.

[madfanboyinablueblog-deactivate]

Save him