SIMP

he/him People I simp for: Homelander, Castiel and Dean Winchester

[vanshoundd]

America's Sweetheart.

[homelesscherub]

i need to be bred by him so bad

[homeb0ys]

Since you guys like seeing Homelander looking lost and confused, I ended up making this. Once I got the idea I just couldn’t let it go.

Enjoy. ✌️💙

[homelesscherub]

he's so cute

[homeb0ys]

Antony Starr as Homelander from The Boys Season 4 teaser trailer

[amazingmaeve]

THE BOYS

— 1.05 | "Good for the Soul"

[homelesscherub]

OH MY FCKING GOD

[homelesscherub]

this post is a Homelander simping post :)

do yall get that obsessive fixation over a character every now and then?

i dont mean obsessive as in "omg, i love them, they're so hot", i mean obsessive as in; every single moment i am awake, i am thinking about them. every fucking second of the day i am wishing they were real, wishing they could show up and meet and touch my pleading body -me, as i would immediately submit myself and my body to him.

the feelings i have towards him are unholy. you couldnt even begin to understand the blasphemies engulfing my mind-

if he were to show any kind of attention towards me; be it positive, negative- loathing or admiring, i would take it with open legs arms. as long as it pleases him, i will submit to it.

[homelesscherub]

jschlatt singing while taking down the white house (:

[homelesscherub]

MoistCr1TiKaL with short hair? Yes please.

[homelesscherub]

jschlatt mems

[homelesscherub]

me: why do men? kill all men kill all men. kam 20202!! dont talk to me, MALE. i spit on your shoes, filthy human male

also me: *romantically and sexually attracted towards men*

[homelesscherub]

I have a fascination with angels. Angels of all kinds; biblically accurate angels, biblically inaccurate angels, angels taking different forms, such as animal or human, angels using a human vessel... the list goes on! There’s something about them that speaks to me, and while I get that angels are supernatural and majestic beings, of course we humans look up to them, be they real or not. I’m not saying I’m different in this accord- I’m probably not, but angels inspire me, and I’ve been wanting to write something about or including angels for some time now. I need a plot or an idea. 

[homelesscherub]

me: ew men 🤢 how can someone like any white man???

also me at 2 am, looking at pictures of jschlatt: now that. THAT is a man. i live for him. if he were to blame at me for being born, i would apologise and crawl back into the womb of my mother.

[homelesscherub]

i am back at it with the jfk content. 

which jfk are you today 

i’m nmbr 5 (:

[homelesscherub]

the fact that jschlatt is left-handed makes me feel so good, because i, god bless, am also a lefty, and this fact makes me feel special.

jdchlatt is exactly how we want to be represented <3

[homelesscherub]

castiel appreciation post. love him. simping. 

[homelesscherub]

i would also simp for fundy but im in denial. 

would never simp for a furry,,

/j

[homelesscherub]

if i haven't made it clear yet, im in love with jschlatt.