Tormento Oscuro

🔥Tor, author of Satisfying Afterburn🔥 ᕙ⁠[⁠･⋋✿⁠⋌･Wednesday x Donovan ⋋✿⁠⋌･⁠]⁠ᕗ I write the pairings that make people uncomfortable & IDGAF | Keeper of Keys & Grounds at Nevermore

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TEASER

Satisfying Afterburn, Chapters 6 through 8 Teaser

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Visit Original Link

Audio Teaser.

Read Satisfying Afterburn on AO3

Valentine Special: To the Letter (Explicit, Tumblr-only erotic letter from ABW to Donovan dated 2/14/23)

Read Under Virgin Circumstances (Miller's Girl Chapter 1) here + Read the whole thing on AO3

Under Virgin Circumstances Soundtrack (+ bonus Cairo narration from UVC) (Age Restricted bc of her narration at the beginning)

UVC Short Audio Play: "If You Asked Me To/Where You Want to Be" (Scene from Chapter 1, + 30 seconds of Project Drop Down)

Afterburn Extras: Soundtracks

Satisfying Afterburn: The Soundtrack

Satisfying Afterburn: The Birthday Soundtrack

"Bonded" (AB Wednesday sings Bond themes)

Gates Mansion Secrets Soundtrack (feat. Nine Inch Nails and the Lords of Acid)

Afterburn Extras: Audio Plays

Excerpts from Satisfying Afterburn utilizing AI audio programming

"The Kiss" (Chapter 3) MATURE AUDIENCES ONLY

"The Truce" (Chapter 4) T16+ AUDIENCES

"Daddy" (Birthday Drive, short)

"It's Going to Be Okay" (Chapter 7) T16+ AUDIENCES (language warning only)

"Winter 2023" (AB Wednesday sings Tori Amos + Scene Chapter 7 Part 2) T16+ AUDIENCES

Afterburn Extras: Moments

Moments from Satisfying Afterburn in comic form (some day it will be coherent and complete)

"How It All Began" (Chapter 1)

"Misbehaving" (Chapter 5)

"Nice to Meet You, Mr. Serious" (Chapter 6 Part 1)

"May the Gods Be All Damned" (Chapter 6 Part 2)

Netflix Canon Corrections:

When I see something blatantly wrong in Wednesday fic that isn't labeled AU

Wednesday's birthday is not in mid-October, it's in mid-November/She MUST be a Scorpio, not a Libra (scroll down the post to my reblog text)

Sunlight is not dangerous for Yoko

Writing Tips/Advice/Misc.:

I'll probably want to expand on the languages thing but right now I'm busy

Gomezifying Wednesday: French Pet Names

Wednesday is Gothic Horror, Not Horror

Invisible Girls: Learning Why Agnid, Wagnes, and Wagnid Are Safe Ships (Part I of Adolescent Development & Sexuality Applied to Wednesday Fandom Ships)

The Invisible Likeness of Being: Agnes DeMille as a Queer Coming-of-Age Allegory (Part II of Adolescent Development & Sexuality Applied to Wednesday Fandom Ships and Characters from a Queer Lens)

Addamscest & Other:

Short Tales of W.O.E. Addamscest Vol. I

I laugh at squick: Pearls of Wisdom (Not for the Faint of Stomach)

Short bio under the cut! 🫠✨

Short Bio:

Me: I'm old af and probably one of the oldest writers in this fandom. I could probably guarantee it, given the amount of uhm..."young" writing I see all over this place. (ETA 9/24: I was born in the 1970s.)

I'm a 🏳️‍⚧️ man (AFAB), and my mustache is probably older than you are. 🫠

I'm a pervert, obviously. I don't care what anyone thinks of me or my ships.

I like donuts and Cool Blue Gatorade...I might as well be a cop. 🤦🏽‍♂️

I like older men and younger women. But these days, mostly older men/greying men (Daddies...real ones, not the 35 year old 'daddies' that the teacher crush community swoons over). The young ones drove me to literal insanity, and I take PTSD medications because of one, but the one before that...was everything and nothing 🫧🫠🫧

My OTP is Wednesday x Donovan. No matter how much I will pair her with others in other series/branches of my writing (and I will, eventually), Wenovan will always have that #1 spot. ETA: Because of my unwanted muse (REALLY! I DON'T THINK SHE'S ALL THAT! She was fucking mediocre as fuck in her last two movies where she tried to play a grown up...and she ain't gonna be looking any more grown up for the next 15 years no matter what she does to her face, so she better buckle in on playing 'the girlfriend' or non-leading lady for at least that amount of time) my other OTP is Jonathan Miller/Cairo Sweet. Fuck Jade B. I hate the compromises you made. NEVER MAKE ANY COMPROMISES WHEN IT COMES TO THAT KIND OF SEX OR VILLAINY.

ETA 6/2025: I have some serious ADHD or something since I forgot to mention Thingclair in this old bio. My OG epic story for this IP was going to be a Potter/Wednesday AU crossover with Enid and Remus Lupin, but Hell if I wanted to mess with JKR's crap anymore after her incessant anti-trans bullshit. And in said unnamed fic (chapter titles had names but I never named it), Thingclair was going to be a big thing. So while Wenovan is my OTP for Wednesday herself, I'd say I'm all up in the Thingclair for Enid. Why the Hell not 👹

Other ships that pique my interest: Wagnes, Wagnid, Gatesmonster, Wenjax (Coldstone), Wenclay, Enjax, Honeywolf (Eugenid) Not After S2, Kent/Ajax...basically some rarer pairs that get ignored bc people here are too busy drooling over Ortega to be able to think more creatively. Wavier and Wenclair under the right conditions.

Mejia's bastardization of Wednesday Season 1 canon is not canon. Fight me and lose.

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A stan sent me this cap and I'm dying.

She is TIIIIIIIINY 😂

Thank the gods she got to spend a fun time with her family.

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I'm not reposting either Mia's or Aliyah's words about it here. I'm just sorry for their loss.

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That man knows what’s he’s doing, posting a black dog similar looking….

You Percy Stans gimme a headache worse than Homelander's last.

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Twofer Wedding Special 🫠🍾🥀

She looked pretty satisfied w herself to me

But that said, I see that she's still starving herself. And where are these damn bip bopples people keep coming to me about? I don't see them. Hell, I don't see any tit at all

Thank the gods her brows have been back (and for once look normal normal). I hope her mother made her eat at the reception.

The lack of any healthy fat on that décolletage will always indicate that she's not keeping healthy body habits. We know damn well from what we've seen before that she can, so unless she's got some condition that causes wasting, this whole super thin crap is...well, wearing thin.

And it's been present since she's been with the Trashbag.

So now that Nat pulled the smug out from us, theories on where Gremlin was and when are now boiling again. Did she take off from FYSEE to go mess with her boyfriend for his and his band's record release and come back, or did she never leave (I no longer trust that June 2nd date ANY OF YOU gave me...and I hate myself for not asking directly whether June 2nd was solid re: her having to go back to work). Personally I feel it was the former (because she was still absent from the bridal shower on the 30th), but I guess we'll see.

ETA: This shit is why she'll never get better

WE CAN STILL SEE THE BONES. WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU PEOPLE DOING 🫠

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Her fingers always freak me out LOL

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I need you to check PHW’s Instagram story…

Is that not her dog or am I tripping…

You're tripping, because that is not a whippet.

And it looks male.

Sigourney has a whippet's/greyhound's body and a long neck. Most of her features are long. She also has a patch of white on her chest.

I don't know who tf this is, but it's not her dog.

Shut the fuck up about Percy Hynes White already.

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Already said it on Twitter, but 💨

I'm glad to have been wrong about the assumptions that she probably wasn't there. I was operating on standom's insistence that she got back to filming in Dublin on June 2. That's all.

My apologies, Mogwai. I'm a stupid fando asshole in the pool of assholes.

That said, this still doesn't account for her not going to the bridal shower if she's been in L.A. all this time (which would then make Trashbag a cheater with that hickey). This is new information and it requires people to rework their theories on what she was doing/where she was. There are many theories that spring up from this.

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Looks like the wedding is today. I think that's what Aliyah was getting ready for on her Live earlier.

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Come on now 🫠🥀

I know the anti-Rønnenskråle people are big mad abt this but IDGAF.

I offered a very, very short remedial anatomy comment about hickeys and bruising over there, but must I make a slightly advanced one over here?

People keep talking about the damn hickey but apparently only understand the surface/sight of what one is. It's a type of bruise caused by ruptured capillaries under the skin (when Gremlin sucked on his neck/marked her territory) . The rupture causes a small amount of blood to leak into the surrounding tissue (this is true wherever someone places a hickey...👹). Once that happens, the body starts doing what it does with any bruise: it stops the bleeding/seepage, breaks down the trapped blood, and gradually clears it away through normal healing. That's why bruises and hickeys can change shape/spread out/become more diffuse and change color over time. Plus attributes and bad habits can affect how they heal (drinking/drugs/smoking/hydration/age...all factors here in how a hickey or bruise resolves or what it looks like as it heals). Have we forgotten that a mark that appears compact and dark at one point can later appear broader, patchier, or more faded without requiring a brand-new injury? Have we forgotten the photos of people who've just gotten their nose bridge cracked for a nose job? Or that wayward small bruise where you hit yourself one day but then look down the next day and it's fucking huge?

I'm not trying to defend the Trashbag. I know very well that he's promiscuous and am probably the first one to have dragged that out as well (using the term promiscuous, since the lot of Z's don't have that in their vocabulary). But having been that guy who's tagged his own lovers with hickeys (and consulted with another guy who does the same), that hickey on his neck is in the same spot and looks old to us. It would look entirely different if there was a whole new one on top of it (and the one we saw on him during Primavera looks fresher than the one seen today).

Criticism cannot be blinded by desire.

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Damn, Natalie💀

You is MAD mad.

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how are her fans now crashing out over a hickey they insist she didn’t do because they know they so well? just as they insisted they know her so well she would never date elias?

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Jenna Gooners on Twatter are so very easy to please with AI 🥀

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Have to laugh that nobody wanted that ugly ass Hyde LEGO knockoff 😂 I’m rolling 😂 I’d buy all the Xavier merchandise. We were robbed

Well fuck, I was gonna get one but that same listing raised the price within what...a day

I know it's the same one/listing bc it's the only one I ❤️ed.

Ever stop to think that maybe no other weird Wednesday Wyler or Tyler fando is stalking these marketplaces for knockoff Wednesday LEGO? Eh? I went there looking for the Wednesday Addams minifigs, because I was gonna buy a whole bunch more for a giveaway. They're much harder to find on there (prob bc of the whole...ripping off the IPs of both Wednesday and LEGO LOL), but they're there.

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Latest Blind item is calling out Ortega for ditching her sister’s bachelorette party

https://www.crazydaysandnights.net/2026/06/blind-item-2_0179754881.html?m=1

Holy crap, that one's got some super trashtalk at the end

I feel like whoever wrote that has an eye on our accounts.