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Welcome to Windows 98. WHY ARE YOU STILL USING WINDOWS 98??! WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU??!! STOP BUYING COMPUTERS FROM THRIFT STORES, MAN!!
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jess owes me £50 for blackpool
How ‘bout I trade you a “get outta my face” for this… uhhh… one of a kind Strong Bad bench-pressing dinosaurs collector’s card.
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Burninate back-to-school with the Trogdor Beefy Arm Backpack. Two straps! One beefy arm! Secret com-pockt-ments for all your consummate V’s. And you’ll look “rather dashing” in this Burninated Peasant Zip-up Trench Hoodie.
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I got all types of crazy crap!
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I think we may have got our weens crossed…
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“…there was an old local grocery store commercial, and we live in Atlanta, and it advertised the Atlanta Braves. It was like, “the Atlanta Braves hit home runs, and you can hit a home run with savings here!” And so there was this player named Mark Lemke, and they said something like “All star second baseman for the Braves.” And our friend knows nothing about sports, and so he would always do his old timey radio impression of this guy, and not knowing any positions in baseball or whatever, he’d just be like, “Homestar Runner for the Braves.” And we were just like, “Homestar Runner? That’s the best thing we’ve ever heard!””
- Matt Chapman, UMFM Interview, 20 May 2003 (no longer available online)
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III’MM SCAARREEDD OOFFF HHEEEIIGGHHHTTSSS.
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