Homestuck-OC-Betterifier

Hey! Does your fantroll suck? Well mine don't! (Kinda) Here at the Betterifier, I can give you hot tips on how to make a better fantroll. Go straight to the Ask Box to ask questions surronding making a fantroll, or you can Submit a fantroll for a review.

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U kno what

Fuck it. The blog is dead.

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VERY IMPORTANT PLEASE READ:::

If I don't answer your ask/submission, it's not because we're dead, it's because stupid Tumblr won't notify me that you submitted. Just assume I read it, and continue on!!!

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aight man ily and your fantroll reviews are life and have helped my trolls grow so much but im stuck on mobile and i can switch my ask to come from my troll blog?? but like bro i am bringin my old babies back for you to see how theyve grown because theyve all changed a lot

//WHY WONT TUMBLR NOTIFY ME WHEN THERES A THING IN MY INBOOOOOOXI'm not sure what ur asking me tbh. But I would love to see your trolls!! THIS BLOG WONT DIE DAMMIT.As for you being stuck on mobile, I don't see why that would limit you from submitting them?Unless you don't have a bio, or picture to copy/paste from, idk how it's a problem.LISTEN BRO. I don't even know if your reading this, but let me tell you what, if you get that submission in, this blog will spring to life w/ new followers galore.YOU WOULD BE THE SAVIOR.Or whatever. If your u can't submit them, I'm sure we could figure something out :)

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Dontcha hate it when you try to reblog something and it reblogs to your dead blog instead : * }

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Why do y'all hate me

:^)

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im so sorry ive run out of babies to send you and im working on making more bc i love you ♡♡

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THERES HOPE!!!!!!

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Why do y'all hate me

:^)

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Why do I try.

The blog is dead. No beating around the bush. Nobody submits anything. I'm not gonna try to ask anymore. But I'm not deleting the blog. If you wanna send in something, go right ahead. I'll review it. But I'm just not gonna force anyone too. Agh. It's so fucking depressing. I thought I could be the next big thing. Nah. Died at 17 followers max.

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SCREAMING I MADE ANOTHER FANTROLL AND I WILL QUICK DRAW THEM FOR YOU AND SEND YOU THEIR STUFF IN THE NEXT FEW DAYS

WHEN DID I RECEIVE THIS????

WHY WONT TUMBLR NOTIFY MEEEE

I REFUSE TO LET THIS BLOG DIE.

ANON. WHOEVER YOU ARE. WHEREVER YOU MAY BE. SEND ME YOUR FANTROLLS!!!

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I should have probably have cleared this up in the beginning but

Yeah. I can review fankids if ya want. It's the same basic shit, minus an obvious theme. And I'm totally not saying this because I'm a thirsty motherfucker.

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Do you only do fantrolls? Bc I only have human ocs and I'm sobbing

I’m not too experienced with fankids, but the same basic rules apply. So yeah! I’d be happy to review them!

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Any FANTROLLS???

YALL HAVE UNTIL HIGH NOON TO SUBMIT BEFORE I BUST A NUT.

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I STILL LOVE YOU I JUST DON'T HAVE ANY MORE FANTROLLS I'M SO SORRY

OH MY GOD. WHY DIDN’T I RECEIVE A NOTIFICATION FROM THIS ASK HOW LONG HAS IT BEEN SITTING IN MY INBOX I WANT TO DIE.

I

ITS BEEN 3000 YEARS.

I LOVE YOU TOO

I LOVE ALL OF MY FOLLOWERS

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Anybody. Anybody at all.

This blog is not dead. Not yet anyway. Still alive. Still updating. Still kicking.

Submit something.

Somebody send me something before I die.

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P.S. I’ll probably be sending a troll in soon

This is the content my followers are REALLY here for tbfh.

But y’know what? =I might get a troll soon. So. I’ll look forward to that.

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Guf.

Honestly I'll be happy if somebody sends in a picture of a fucking potted plant. I need something to put on this blog. Christ. That Spriting event thing was a flop. Nobody submitted anything. I mean, granted, we have only like, what, 9 followers? I can't expect myself to have fucking pewdiepie levels of popularity. But honestly, I need something to post. So until somebody submits something, it's only be text posts everyday. I might even pick up a hobby. Stamp collecting maybe. I don't know. Something to pass the time.

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Another reminder. Because i’m thirsty as heck.

Spriting requests are open until midnight right now.

I feel like i’m being incredibly annoying right now lord.

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SEND 'EM IN

WE ARE NOW ACCEPTING SPRITE REQUESTS RIGHT NOW! THIS WILL END IN 24 HOURS. AKA 12:00 AM SUNDAY! YOU HAVE AN ENTIRE DAY TO SEND IN REQUESTS! BEST DO IT NOW!