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@homestuck3sblog
BIG ANNOUNCEMENT!
Homestuck^3 is now on the MSPFA website! I'll still be posting here, but I'll also be posting there simultaneously!
here's the link!
an AU based in the universe of the beyond canon candy universe, we follow our next generation of ragtag kids, and their miss advancers throu
Koda: Run, youth, run!
You get the fuck out of there!
Koda: bacon theft mission, continue.
Hahaha, you almost forgot. Breakfast, bacon, sburb disks.
It's time to get the heck out of here before he tries to remove your headband by force.
Koda: Bark like a cat and jump out the window, landing into the peanut patch, you planted, just for a case like this.
There's gotta be a better way out of this than suicide! You're too young and pretty to die!
And yet...
The soft soil of Zek's peanut patch...
It beckons...
==> do as your younger, yet infinitely superior brother says, remove the dang headband
You said no!
And stops stroking his ego!
Koda: Remove the headband
Koda seems to not want to.
Zek: address the thing slightly cooler than nothing.
Dialogue:
Zek: --@ Also, take off that dumb ass headband.
Zek: --@ that can't be good for your hearing or something.
Koda: Huh?
Zek: --@ TAKE OF YOUR HEADBAND!!!
Koda: ...I have no idea what you're talking about.
==> Zek: marvel in how your freaky hornless brother is actually related to you somehow
You are young, not stupid.
You know full well you're adopted. A human man + human dog woman ≠ troll kid. That combo makes an odd genderless teen who poorly tries to hide the fact their part furry.
Though they sadly lack horns, they do have something a bit cooler than absolutely nothing on their head.
==> see what the aforementioned brother is up to
You are now temporarily Ezekul Harley.
You're not very happy to see your elder sibling hovering over your laptop. Surly trying to snoop.
Chatlog:
Koda: Shit!
Zek: --@ Koda. Back away from the laptop. >:(
==>
What kid with unsupervised internet access watches nothing but videos about gardening anyway? Theirs got to be something a bit more juicy on here.
You might even find something to use as blackmail if he tries to snitch!
Wait...
What's that?
50 posts!
Yippee! :D
Koda: Snoop, child! Snoop!
It seems he was simply watching some video about the new plant he got a few days ago. The kid really has a green thumb. which is very impressive, considering he doesn't have actual thumbs yet... or hands.
He's basically turned the weird upstairs patio into his own personal greenhouse. theirs barely room for your telescope set up!
You have to say, this is kinda lame. This kid's gotta have something a bit more interesting going on on this thing.
Welp, Time to go through his browsing history! >:D
==>
Rookie move kid.
It's time to do what older siblings do best.
Koda: observe laptop
It's your lil bro's laptop! He seems to have left it unattended.
==>
You open the gate like a normal person and enter your living room.
BORING!!!!
You have no clue why your dad even keeps the baby gate up. Your lil bro figured out how to climb over it like a year ago.
Koda: reminisce on... The Incident
Who knew peanuts could be so deadly...
You'd think the peanut allergy gene would be diluted by now. But Harley genes are STRONG.
You would know this better than anyone...
==>
That idea was so silly you might have actually done it.
Unfortunately you are banned from biting things after
The incident...