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[homicidalqueeen]

THIS IS A PRIVATE AND SELECTIVE BLOG FOR HARLEY QUINN/HARLEEN QUINZEL RULES affiliates: @godresembled ↓ ↓ ↓

@vyrulent, @brokenandlonelysouls, @blckfckinmsk

Hello and welcome to my blog. I am Penny 21+ My pronouns are she/her but they/them are okay also. Because of the mature themes that will be portrayed on this blog absolutely no one under 21 will be admitted. If I find out you are lying to me about your age I will block you. No exceptions. THIS IS A PRIVATE BLOG. If you intend on building a relationship with Harley you are more than welcome to follow, we can plot something out but I am not going to ship her randomly anymore. I am very iffy about personals following if you do happen to follow, please do not reblog my asks or threads. If this becomes a problem I will be blocking you. I ship Harley with chemistry. I no longer ship her with the Joker.

note this is important to Harley's character growth.

Long story short. Harley met Jackson Rippner @godresembled in a bar and they hit it off. She knows he is not her boyfriend but this is the closest development of a man that treats her decently compared to Joker ever did. Also the Joker is no more in this storyline which is her main storyline. SHE IS NOT WITH JOKER FROM SUICIDE SQUAD. JACKSON MURDERED HER EX ALONG WITH HARLEY but she doesn't take full credit for that. Jackson did all the work, she just assisted.

Just to let you all know. My Harley is very flirtatious but do not let that lead you onto she wants to get with your character. She is baiting you, using you, she is very manipulative. It does not mean she wants a relationship. Please get with me before shipping of any kind calls to attention.

If anyone wants to write with her the whole mad love thing then it can be plotted in a separate au verse and I prefer it not to be romantic.

There will be abusive subject matter and other nasty elements but I will not write r*pe, in*est, pe*ophilia, and other nasty subjects. But I will write bloody violence, gore, emotional abuse, emotional manipulation mental abuse, mental manipulation, and death and explosions. They will be tagged with trigger warnings. Writing smut will occur over discord otherwise it's usually fade to black. I prefer to have a good relationship with the mun. I prefer to write that over discord with trusted partners only. My Harley Quinn is a mix of media I have incorporated from fanfiction, fanvideos and the Suicide Squad film along with some unsaid headcanons I threw in. I will be posting headcanons. Please do not take thank you. My icons were made by a mix of friends and @butscrewmefirst. I sometimes use gifs but they are not overly large. IF gifs are a problem let me know. If you have any other questions just ask me. Tumblr IMs are available always.

[godresembled]

"I wouldn't say it if I didn't mean it." Takes his eyes off the road to glance at her for just a second. "Nothing too annoying."

[homicidalqueeen]

"Okay dokay we are definitely gonna listen to some techno then." There is something about Harley that wouldn't be Harley if she didn't push Jackson's buttons every once in a while.

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@homicidalqueeen asked ❝ goldilocks ❞

Looking at her sprawled across his bed, he contemplated the percentage of being attacked if he tried to push her over onto the side. Too high for him to risk it, he decided, predicting where a possible flying fist may land. "Harls, scoot over."

[homicidalqueeen]

Yawning she eyed Jackson over her shoulder, still half-asleep she has this bitchface plastered all over her features. She doesn't mean to look that way at him because she did miss him, although she won't let him know that and appear needy. "Ugh. J, I'm trying ta sleep. Go sleep on the couch. The babies aren't here anyways...." Muffled back into the pillows where she is already almost half gone again.

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[iwassentodestroy]

" Sounds delicious, I'm sure he'll love it" she smiled softly. " Are cats allowed to eat sushi? Isn't that bad for them?" she was worried about feeding the wrong thing to the precious little cat, perhaps she should do some research on the internet.

[homicidalqueeen]

There is a slight eyeroll but she isn't mad. "Cats eat raw fish in the wild, what would be tha difference?" She reassures her girlfriend. "Ohh, and it's my treat! Ooo maybe we can get some Sake too!" Harley holds up a stolen credit card. "Nothin' but the best for my babies!" She gives Monty a quick kiss on the lips and runs off to dress for the occasion.

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[godresembled]

@homicidalqueeen asked ❝ [pull] ❞

"Not so rough, Harls," he half-groaned, letting his head be pulled backward.

[homicidalqueeen]

One of Harley's favorite things about Jackson was his longish mop brown mane -- aside from his crystal blue eyes. She loved to run her fingers through it and yank it roughly until he told her to just ease up a bit. It's what she is doing currently, while she wraps her legs around his waist, letting her lean against her chest.

"Aww, did I hurt you, baby?" She coos and gives him a small peck on the cheek with reassurance, sliding her lips across his mouth and kissing him from behind. She flips him slowly so he is prone and straddles his hips. Coming down to kiss him again she delicately wraps her hands around his neck and squeezes just a bit. "You still want me to go easy on you?" It's said with more of a challenge than anything.

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[godresembled]

@homicidalqueeen asked ❝ 🥃 ❞

"No, it doesn't matter how drunk you get me, I am not doing karaoke."

[homicidalqueeen]

She's not taking no for an answer. "But ya should sing a Beatle's song! I know just the one too!" Harley starts to sing it outloud and proud, making herself comfortable in her favorite spot -- Jackson's lap.

Maybe she is just a little too drunk for his liking but not that she cares--This is her night out to have fun. "Gurrrl you really got me going. Ya got me so I don' know what I'm doin' here..." Harley giggles and plays with the nape of his neck, threading her fingers through the longish locks.

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[homicidalqueeen]

It looks like I am going to have to remake my multimuse. A G A I N

[homicidalqueeen]

"Harleen ... perhaps you might. I need a doctor consult (@tobecomingreal)

She smiles brightly, glad he noticed her today. Because she always notices him. "I would be happy to help, Doctor Crane."

[iwassentodestroy]

“God bless the condom your parents never wore.” (for xavier) shes just flirty thats her nature lol

" Thanks, I've never heard that one before. You look a bit familiar, have we met before?"

[homicidalqueeen]

"I'm sure ya've seen me around Gotham before. If not, I'm Harley Quinn. Pleased to meetcha!"

[iwassentodestroy]

" I'll love that!" she smiled widely at her girlfriend. " Yeah, I don't think that dog food is good for him. We could get him some wet food as well?" she never had a cat before, her mother had never allowed her or her brother to keep a pet.

[homicidalqueeen]

"I think I gotta can of tuna around her somewhere until we go to the pet store." Harley is already ransacking the cabinets for a can for this temporary meal for the little kitten. "Ooh you know what we could do? Take him for sushi!"

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@iwassentodestroy closed starter || cont from here

"Great! We can be cat parents togetha!" She's already opening up a bag of dog food, all smiles and pretty white teeth at her girlfriend. "We'll need to get some tuna and a squeaky mouse for 'im though. I think Bud would hate I'm giving 'im his dog food."

[godresembled]

"I wasn't planning on sloppy drunk, but I'm sure we have a bottle of vodka somewhere around here."

[homicidalqueeen]

"Ya' can do shots off my stomach and use the wine as a chaser, J."

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[godresembled]

@homicidalqueeen asked ❝ if there's an extra ticket… would you go with me? ❞

That makes it sound like she already has the extra ticket. "Yes, I will."

[homicidalqueeen]

"I never thought ya for a Slipknot fan!" She grins widely, excited they get to see one of her favorite bands. "There's no backing out now!"

[godresembled]

@homicidalqueeen asked ❝ i got ya some chocolates and a tie ❞

"That'll go well with the wine I got you."

[homicidalqueeen]

"If ya really wanna get me sloppy drunk we should drink some vodka too."

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"You're already the biggest pain in my ass. You can pick the music."

[homicidalqueeen]

"Aww do ya mean it, J?" It was somewhat sarcastic but she doesn't really care either way. Just as long as Jackson lets her listen to her music she is fine with being the passenger princess. "Okay we can switch since I wanna listen to the Donnas."

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[gremlinangel2]

not getting enough attention today might blow myself up for fun

[homicidalqueeen]

Batman, Jackson,Dr. Crane for fuck, marry, kill

"Fuck Crane, Marry Mistah J, and Kill Batsy. Wait I still get to fuck Mistah J though right or else I will marry Crane and cheat on 'im with Jackson. But I might fuck 'im too. I dunno they're both dreamy. Can I have both?"

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