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switching blogs

hi yall,

due to being locked out of all my devices and unable to log into this account, I've had to make another account and soon will no longer be able to use this blog

you can follow me here: @meggo0207

thanks 😊

#personal #son of a bitch two factor authentication won't let me access this account on new phone #so ive had to do this #😔😔

tapireye-deactivated20220708

i’m the most provocative and unique bitch in this Aldi ...

powerfulwizard

Gay culture is being your professor’s favorite student while having a solid D in the class

powerfulwizard

No this isn’t about fucking your professor please get your mind out of the sauce

powerfulwizard

This is about being a bad student but still being charming and memorable

valtsv

i just don't understand why rich people force themselves to eat gross expensive food like caviar and salmon on crackers infused with gold dust or whatever as if eating a whole roll of garlic bread loaded with melted cheese isn't the height of decadence and indulgence

valtsv

i'm eating a slice of the cheesey garlic bread i bought from the aldi down the road and i can tell you with certainty that i feel happier right now than any billionaire ever will

ennobaka

Shh they're gonna hear you and turn it into rich people's food

valtsv

the last time people got guillotined it was over the price of bread so they can fucking try

timeloopfemme

ur twenties are weird. i have the priorities of a kindergartener again. i don’t know what in the hell is going on EVER. i like colors. i like soup. i want to take a nap

tallwife

you guys are like i love milfs yes yum milf milf milf but you don’t like children and you can’t wake up before 10am and you don’t know how to drive automatic and you’ve never gone grocery shopping alone and you’re scared to order your hot chocolate at star bucks so how do you expect to help take care of deborah’s preschool kids in between rounds of that cougar pussy

Reblog this and tag the loot someone would get from you if they murdered you like right now.

#flu #and some funky socks

lottiesquishhugs

the main theme of the 2005 movie robots: capitalism leads to uniformity, crushing of innovation and creativity, and the killing off of the poor who cant afford to live

the rest of robots: look at this robots gigantic ASS