Hi, I'm omo trash :)

Hi, I'm Maya.  I'm 33, female and from Texas.  Let's get weird, yeah?

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Just saw your newest short vid on Twitter your feet are amazing 😍 I like them better without nail polish

Thank you so much!!  :)

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are you planning on posting more pictures of you just being you.

I post most of them on my Twitter!  I do post selfies of me doing different stuff on occasion, and also a lot of my dogs, haha.  I always forget to cross-post them here.  I’ll try to be better about that and post them here too!

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Any new videos coming?

Yeah, man.  I’ve really been falling behind on this, but school has been much more difficult than expected!  I’ve very slowly been getting my shit together and I want to get back into this when I’m ready.  

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would you dress up in school uniform for a play date complete with full back white panties.

Of course I would, if my playmate wanted me to.  

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Do you mind showing your boobs pretty please? Like maybe on Twitter

I do mind, I’m sorry!  I don’t love them, if I’m honest.  I only ever let people I trust see me in any state of undress.  I don’t even wear sleeveless shirts or shorts of any kind in public.  

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Do you like showing off your feet?

I’m not sure I have an opinion one way or the other on this.  I don’t dislike showing off my feet, but I don’t go out of my way to do it either.  

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Have you had your clit rubbed while lap wetting?

Not yet, but YES PLEASE AND THANK YOU.

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you look fantastic in your classroom pictures.

Thank you so much!!!  Aww, that’s so sweet!

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Hey :) What’s your favorite way to wet? Into guys who wet too? When’s the last time you wet the bed?

I’m not sure what my favorite way is.  Standing versus sitting, but I’m not sure I much care beyond that.  I do like guys that wet, but only if it’s following some good desperation.  Wetting on its own doesn’t do much for me.  I’ve never wet the bed as an adult.  I was so little I can’t remember the last time it happened.  I’ve never had an issue with that at all.  

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Definitely sprayed my hair with sex toy cleaner instead of hairspray on accident yesterday. This weekend is getting off to a great start (pun intended). 😂😂

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Longview

It’s been a hot minute since I had anything to say that exceeded 140 characters.  That’s a fancy way of saying that I pretty much exclusively use Twitter these days, because Tumblr is a fucking ghost town.  I find it amusing that I used to adjust individual bodily injury claims that cost more than Tumblr did in the end.  How’d that high morality work out for you there, huh?  Dicks.

Anyway.  I have something to say today.

I like to read.  I read exclusively mystery novels.  It’s a lifelong special interest, as is criminal justice in general, that I’m quite sure will never leave me.  Most times, I prefer mystery series in which I can get to know the characters involved and follow their crime-fighting exploits.  But sometimes, there will be a mystery-filled “chick-lit” type book that I’ll pick up (think Gone Girl, etc).  

I read Big Little Lies by Liane Moriarty a while back and adored it.  I read the entire thing overnight and wasn’t even tired in the morning, it was that good.  I decided to pick up another book of hers at the library last week, The Husband’s Secret.

Within the first fifty pages, I came across something that nearly made me put the book down for good, despite such curiosity as to what the fuck the husband’s secret was.

One of the main characters had a friend that caught her husband masturbating in the shower, told her little circle of girlfriends, and they were all lowkey horrified.  

UHM.  NO.

Excuse me.  This is two thousand-fucking-nineteen.  EVERYONE MASTURBATES, MMKAY?  

This implication that it is a shameful act to be discussed amongst giggles over tea and cookies is abhorrent.  The main character has already had two asides about how she can’t look at her friend’s husband without thinking about what her friend told her about the shower.  Jesus fuck.  

This is the kind of shit we’re perpetuating in mainstream female-targeted literature?  Irresponsible, if you ask me.  

There are women out there delusional enough to consider masturbation cheating.  That’s some fucking bullshit if I’ve ever heard it.  And it really bothered me to see it portrayed as unnatural and something to be hidden away.  

Liane Moriarty, setting human sexuality back to the Victorian era single-handedly.  I’m not amused.

Meanwhile, I still wanna know what the husband’s secret is.  Hopefully it’s not that he wanked somewhere.  That would be anti-climactic.  Pun fully intended.

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Heyy just wanted to say i stumbelled on your blog today and love your content! I wondered though if you have a relationship and if so does that person know about your fetish? And what did they think about it. If you are not in a relationship right now maybe a past relationship? Sorry if there are any spelling errors, im tipsy and english isn't my native tongue.

Thank you!!  I am married and my husband knows about my fetish.  He’s completely cool with it.  He holds for me anytime I want and never makes me ask for it, he always volunteers because he knows I’m uncomfortable asking him to do something that’s uncomfortable physically.  He enjoys what it does for me though and always makes sure to blend omo with sexy times so that I am satisfied too.  He doesn’t inherently understand the fetish because he doesn’t have one of his own (he’s kinky but nothing rises to fetish-level), but he’s always been totally fine with mine.  We are also open-poly, meaning I get to play with anyone I like and so does he.  

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That's a damn lie; you keep improving at it!

Awww thank you!  I just hate all the disappointment that happens during the learning process.  I want my partners to be happy!

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Hello. I'm holding. Are you interested?

Hi there.  I think I missed you, I’m sorry.  Hope you had a great hold!  I don’t tend to prefer to be on the non-holding side of things.  I just have zero imagination for anything and it stresses me out.  Thanks for the interest though!

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In the classroom, overseeing a test, and being very strict - no toilet breaks for students who didn't plan ahead! ...but as the test wears on, the three iced teas I had for lunch are catching up quickly, and soon karma is giving me a very swift punishment... Sneak preview shots from an upcoming video!

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I can’t sleep and I’m really sad this place is a ghost town now.  My dash no longer saves me from boredom.  Whomp whomp.

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A Million Dreams

Oh, no big deal.  I just sang on stage with Hugh Jackman tonight.  What an absolute sweetheart he is!  Fucking surreal to sing in the same arena where some of the biggest acts in music have performed.  

Also, there were 50 of us selected to be part of this chorus.  Lots of nervous ladies...itty bitty bathroom space.  I was in absolute heaven hearing “I need to pee” ring out across the dressing room every five minutes.  

I also had the most delightful discussion with my cute friend who informed me that when she needs to pee, she cannot keep it to herself, like she’s overly squirmy.  So, naturally, I suggested we exchange numbers.  I feel like I need to invite her to the movies or something and just see what happens.

Bless.