The other day I was told I look like a lesbian. Oh really? Sorry, I didn’t realise I still had my head between another womans legs.
Because, ya know, THAT IS WHAT WOULD MAKE ME LOOK LIKE A LESBIAN.
cherry valley forever

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let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
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Cookie Run:Kingdom Official!
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her

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Misplaced Lens Cap
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@homo-n-chill
The other day I was told I look like a lesbian. Oh really? Sorry, I didn’t realise I still had my head between another womans legs.
Because, ya know, THAT IS WHAT WOULD MAKE ME LOOK LIKE A LESBIAN.
Retail Gothic
A customer pleads to be let in after closing time. They only need one item. They only ever need one Item.
A customer is looking for an item. You do not sell the item. You have never sold the item. You do not know what the item is.
An item does not scan. “It must be free” the customer jokes. You look at them, their mouth hangs open as they laugh. They have too many teeth.
You ask your colleague how their day is going. They look back at you their eyes hollow and devoid of hope. You nod in understanding. No more is said.
A security barrier goes off. You look around but there is nobody there. There is just noise.
You say good morning to a customer. You hope it is still morning. You are no longer sure how time works.
Colleagues disappear as they move on to better things. You do not know where they go but sometimes you see them months later. Their eyes are bright and their smiles real. You know better than to question these things.
There is a man. He comes in every Wednesday. You have never seen him buy anything.
You see an actor from that happy show years before. They are looking at deodorant. They look sad.
You go to the stockroom to find an item. You look around but there is nothing. The system says you have thirty two. The system always say you have thirty two.
You walk through the warehouse. All you can see in every direction is Christmas trees. It is July.
They ask to speak to a manager. You look around- there are no managers. you cannot remember the last time you saw a manager. What does a manager look like?
this is legit terrifying
*goes to sleep so I don’t kill myself*
why is this my life
there’s literally no doubt in my mind that the entirety of the San Junipero episode of Black Mirror was based on this picture and that is….fine tbh
that mentally ill feel when u have a bad weekend which leads into a bad week and then another bad weekend and then all of a sudden it’s Sunday at 1pm and ur like…wait have I been like this for a month?
my iphone automatically capitalizes Gay thank you for giving me the respect I deserve
The LGBT+ community: * creates a safe and supportive space *
Straight people:
me: wants to be hugged and held, is totally touch starved and needs to be cuddled
also me: allows only a very limited number of people to touch me at all, let alone in a slightly intimate way. barely ever allows myself to show emotional weakness around people. gets anxious when someone hugs me for too long.