弐撃決殺

@homounka

Soi Fong. 振り向くとだけ残像が残っている "Turn around and only an afterimage remains." Rank: Vigilante Room: C-1 Weapon: A Yoruichi Body Pillow and Suzemebachi's Shikai form (Poisonless) Ability: Shunpo, 6x/day Working as a Bouncer at Doki Doki Super Kawaii Hyper Naito Karabu Desu and as a server at Just Desserts {Affiliated with Hive City} {Icon credit: Soifon-taicho, ragekiworks, bleach-icons}

366 posts

Posts

#Forgetting to eat?#How the hell does someone who makes those persimmons forget to eat?

rangikuonlypics-deactivated2014

ask-midnight-whisper

Finish the sentence "I ship you with..." in my ask

Permafreeze | Event Drabble

"A warning? Please." As if a Captain class-shinigami had to worry about anything this city could throw at her - other than those incessantly annoying and really sexy Yoruichi body pillows.

No, she wasn't going to move at all. Not even when all the buildings seemed to freeze mid transition, or when actual icicles seemed to be growing from her hair. For an assassin, this would prove to be a most shameful death.

By the time she'd realised what was happening, it was far too late to react. A shocked expression would make its way onto her face as the absolute zero finally arrived; if she'd even considered the possibility of it being a danger, perhaps her shunpo would have saved her.

Not this time, though. How embarassing, that her first death in hive city wasn't at the hands of someone stronger, but her own stubborn pride.

#permafreeze event #drabble #okay I'm back lets do this

silvertintedpoison

"…You sleeping? I can never imagine you asleep on the job. I see you catchin’ the nappers rather than you bein’ caught yourself ~" Nope, not childish at all, Soi-Fon. Not childish at all..

"I don’t know. Normally ya wouldn’t care ‘bout the matter unless it was personally effectin’ ya. Either ya’ve never been kissed ooooor … a memory is bein’ brought back tha’ ya can’t handle. Ain’t fer sure which, though. Honestly, it’s hard ta say wit’ ya. The only person that’d dare try ta kiss ya would be-"

And the thought of Yoruichi came to mind followed by a stare.

homounka

"Exactly what I mean, Ichimaru. It's completely impossible for anyone to find me doing something like that." She completely believes that, too. Oh dear.

"What makes you say that?" Don't blush, Soi. You're only making it easier for him. "It's not anything like what you're thinking! Not that I have any idea what it is, because it's completely ridiculous. Utterly, stupidly, ridiculous." Actually, she knows exactly what he's thinking. She just doesn't want him to know he's right.

"... and why the hell are you looking at me like that?"

#her gym doesn't have other trainers she considers them all too weak #just cats. loads of cats.#all suspiciously called Yoruichi-sama

silvertintedpoison

"I wouldn’t say I’m scared. More or less, hearin’ the last voice I expected. Kinda like if yer sittin’ back doin’ somethin’ childish fer yerself then suddenly ya hear Yoruichi’s voice. Somethin’ like that…" More or less, he was spooked by a voice that has a knack for bringing harm to him while ‘his hand was in the cookie jar’

"Less embarrassin’? Yer embarrassed over silly lil’ kisses? … Ooooh ~ I think I get it. Bee-chan never had her first kiss?"

homounka

"Something childish? Please. I'd find it more likely that I'd be caught asleep by my lieutenant then be seen to do anything like that." Petting cats in the hope they were Yoruichi wasn't childish at all, right?

"I didn't say I was embarassed, idiot! Other people are, and it's painful to watch." It's more because she has literally no idea how to deal with the fact Yoruichi kissed her and left. "You really shouldn't jump to conclusions. You'll only make yourself look foolish."

#liepard it's closer to a black cat than skitty #dear god she'd be a terrible trainer just poison #dark or cat pokemon #nothing else

silvertintedpoison

"HYAAAAAAAAAA! … …"

"Yer the last one I expected ta see back… C’mon, bee-chan. Ya gotta let me have a lil’ fun wit’ these guys. Otherwise, I’m gonna be buggin’ ya the entire time..”

homounka

"You're not actually scared, are you, Ichimaru?"

"It's not really a concern of mine, but it's actually painful to watch. If you're going to have fun with them, at least try it on a less embarrassing topic.

#There's not enough max repel in the world #Just use a cat as a distraction it's more effective.

"Ichimaru. No. Stop. Don't convince idiots to prove their disability." Should she have at least tried to sound sincere? Probably.

#silvertinted poison #(guess who's back-ish? )

One day, she'll get to kill someone in maf. One day.

Until then, she'll be glad that being BP, Angel or Lover means she has more time to stare at her Yoruichi body pillow CATS

#nobody trusts her with a gun I wonder why #*bgo flashbacks*

"Why do they have "a Yoruichi-sama costume?" Absolutely disrespectful to wear such a thing, wasn't it? Even if it seemed to be based almost perfectly on her description of Yoruichi-sama, it still seemed... wrong, surely.

#someone help her find a better costume PLEASE