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Roxy’s: A museum exhibition of what Obs was like in the early 2000’s.

The Fat Cactus: An authentic Mexican experience inspired by a journey taken to Spur’s Tex-Mex menu.

Beleza: Where hook ups go the morning after to have awkward conversation over breakfast.

The ‘Secret’ Gin Bar: The last remaining Gin Bar in Cape Town, and it doesn’t even technically exist.

Truth Coffee: Proof that people are willing to tolerate steampunk just to get decent coffee.

Cabron Taco Bar: Too cool to have a real menu, their own toilet or a vibe.

Yours Truly / Up Yours: The coolest place to be seen staring blankly at your phone while wearing Vans.

The Waiting Room: One of the only places that’s cool with you lighting up a joint on their roof.

The Village Idiot: A Hook up joint for idiots who like their fireplaces and dance-floors in one place.

Van Hunks: Like Mixa’s, but more expensive.

Tiger’s Milk: A Pinterest board of what a 34-year-old guy in finance thinks masculinity looks like.

Shack: Group Therapy for guys who still think “The band is gonna make it.”

Surfa Rosa: The only ‘Dive Bar’ in the world to have reserved booths.

The Sorrows: The fanciest place you’ll ever drink a tafel lager.

Sgt. Pepper: For Deco Dance regulars of the future.

The Power & The Glory: Where trust funds and nautical tattoos collide.

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