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I swear on Seulgi's ability to do the splits that these are real

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Seulgi: Baby, the only woman in the world more beautiful than you is "you tomorrow."

Wendy: Who the fuck is Yutamaro?

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Yeri: I think I strained my hip.

Wendy: How?

Yeri: High-kicking the crosswalk button.

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Joy: Yeri, you're a genius!

Yeri: Yeah I get called that a lot.

Joy: What? A genius?

Yeri: No, Yeri.

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Wendy: Anybody know any good substitutes for love and personal fulfillment?

Yeri: crunchwrap supreme from taco bell

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Wendy, to Irene: Hey girl, it sounds like we got the same problems. You wanna go half and half on a therapist?

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Irene: You flirt and kiss and for what??? Sex????! Love????? Pathetic.

Yeri: To level my charisma stat

Irene: Ah a gamer, you may pass

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Yeri: I have so many emotions right now

Seulgi: Do you know what any of them are?

Yeri: No. I'm pretty sure one of them is anxiety though.

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Irene: Maybe you're right, I should go back to college.

Joy: I said you should start taking collagen.

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Yeri: Got any jokes?

Wendy: my life.

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Joy: What's another word for "hopeless romantic"?

Irene: Delusional

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Yeri: standing next to sunflowers always makes me feel weak like, "Look at this fucking flower. This flower is taller than I am. This flower is winning and I'm losing."

Joy: Wow you are not ready to hear about trees

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Joy: *looks reflection in the mirror* I'm so relevant and beautiful

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Irene: You’re standing on thin ice

Joy: I’m standing on the floor

Irene: It’s an expression

Joy: It’s a carpet

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Seulgi: *smiling* Smiles are contagious!

Yeri: Don’t worry, I’m vaccinated

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Wendy: Why do I always have to be the bad guy?

Joy: I don't know. Why am I the pretty one? We all have our thing.

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Seulgi: Where is he from again? Azkaban?

Irene: Honey, he's from Uzbekistan.

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Seulgi: Don't you have class right now?

Joy: I was going to go but my eyeliner is uneven so I can't.