Oh, Daddy!

Honey Moon | Hazbin Hotel OC Ask and RP Blog | 25 | Died; 1989 | 4'5 | Male | Gay || Mun is also 25 | Non-binary | Pronouns don't matter | 15 Years of RP Experience | Not interested in OOC Drama

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-- I'll be more active when I get a new laptop

--So, soon

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-- Redesign

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-- Redesign

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-- I can’t get the SCM Player to work

-- It keeps saying the code i’m using isn’t supported???

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-- I swear I'm alive

-- Just working on getting used to my new tablet pen

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@hissing-head-honcho || Continued from HERE

"Cheeuh... Like, if I took advantage of you... You'd totally love it~" He chuckled and crouched down, playing with their hood/hair a bit.

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@divifaelle || Continued from HERE

The demon smirked, folding his arms behind his back and letting out a soft hum of interest. His tongue slipped from between his lips, moistening them.

"Sounds like a hella good time to me, I'm totally amped. Like, big time~"

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-- I wonder how I should draw Honey Moon today?

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@pharaohjaz || Continued from HERE

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He ignored the spear, brightening up as he heard mention of Alastor.

"Oh! A friend of Alastor? Like... THE Alastor? Fuck! I'm totally like, fuckin' crunchy right now. What's he like? Can you like, get me his Autograph?"

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His head snapped to the side, his eyes widening. He rushed over to the door and grabbed it, putting one foot on the wall next to the door as he tried to open it.

"Ugh! This is so totally bogus! What spazzoid decided this was a good fucking idea?"

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@pharaohjaz || Continued from HERE

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He ignored the spear, brightening up as he heard mention of Alastor.

"Oh! A friend of Alastor? Like... THE Alastor? Fuck! I'm totally like, fuckin' crunchy right now. What's he like? Can you like, get me his Autograph?"

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His bottom eye twitched at the comparison. Like, he got it, he looked and acted a lot like Angel Dust... But, like fuck he was gonna admit that. He walked until he stood before the angel, his smile still plastered on his face.

"Barf me out! Don't go comparing me to that wannabe bohunk bimbo. I'm way more happen'en. Can ya relate?”

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He shook his head. "No. I can not. I don't partake in that sort of thing.... And... Why do you want me to barf you out? I don't remember even consuming you"

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His eyes narrowed a bit, his smile not quite as wide as it was before.

"Uhm, like... You're totally taking those things too seriously. How lame. You totally missed the point. Ugh, whatever. Just don't compare me to that sugar huffing dimwit. Got it, old man?"

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@pharaohjaz || Continued from HERE

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He ignored the spear, brightening up as he heard mention of Alastor.

"Oh! A friend of Alastor? Like... THE Alastor? Fuck! I'm totally like, fuckin' crunchy right now. What's he like? Can you like, get me his Autograph?"

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His bottom eye twitched at the comparison. Like, he got it, he looked and acted a lot like Angel Dust... But, like fuck he was gonna admit that. He walked until he stood before the angel, his smile still plastered on his face.

"Barf me out! Don't go comparing me to that wannabe bohunk bimbo. I'm way more happen'en. Can ya relate?”

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-- I swear I'm posting and reblogging

-- But Tumblr isn't actually posting them

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@pharaohjaz || Continued from HERE

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He ignored the spear, brightening up as he heard mention of Alastor.

"Oh! A friend of Alastor? Like... THE Alastor? Fuck! I'm totally like, fuckin' crunchy right now. What's he like? Can you like, get me his Autograph?"

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The ex exterminator puts his spear away. "He's a pain in the ass and has a fiancee.. Believe it or not. Baxter I believe his name is. "

He looked around the room and looked at the demon. "And I WAS an angel. I rebelled. I fell. Alastor found me. Now I work for him. So who are you? I'm Alakan"

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"Don't recall asking if he had a fiance... But, whatevs. Fallen huh? Sucks to be you, huh, nerd." He chuckled and folded his arms behind his back, beginning to circle the angel, the air around him crackling and popping as he observed the being. His smile need left his face. He was clearly a fan of the strawberry pimp Radio Demon.

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@pharaohjaz || Continued from HERE

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He ignored the spear, brightening up as he heard mention of Alastor.

"Oh! A friend of Alastor? Like... THE Alastor? Fuck! I'm totally like, fuckin' crunchy right now. What's he like? Can you like, get me his Autograph?"

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A random dude threw Alakan into a room. The fallen angel looked around, utterly confused. ".... Ew.... Ew... Ew... Demon filth"

"What the fuck are you doing here. I didn't order an angel."

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@heartofthedrink || Continued from HERE

“Awwh, what’s the matter? Sensitive about them? Totally didn’t mean to bag on ya, there. But, those things are huge.” His grin widened in to a toothy smile.“

"Y'know, that kinda makes me wonder if like, there’s some connection between eyebrow and dick size.”

“Oh great another Angel,” he said.

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"Who the fuck is--?" He stopped and thought for a moment.

"Oh yeah, ain't he like, that cheesy porn star? Puh-lease, I'm way more in the mix than that poser."

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@heartofthedrink || Continued from HERE

"Awwh, what's the matter? Sensitive about them? Totally didn't mean to bag on ya, there. But, those things are huge." His grin widened in to a toothy smile."

"Y'know, that kinda makes me wonder if like, there's some connection between eyebrow and dick size."