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a lot of you guys are pushing twenty and STILL such nerds like oh boo hoo naruto this naruto that…. is naruto gonna sleep through your 8am lecture for you? bid two hundred dollars for that butt ugly blue couch youve been meaning to put up on craigslist? dismantle the capitalist ideology so that you don’t have to do your taxes? no. sasuke will

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https://mymodernmet.com/hector-janse-van-rensburg-comforting-cat-comics/

luthienne

Nikki Giovanni, from “Introspection”

finita--la--commedia

“Truthfully, I love you so much that I will defend you even from me.”

— Elías Nandino (1900-1993), from “ Don’t Come Near Me “ in: “Elías Nandino: Selected Poems”, translated from the Spanish by Don Cellini

excalibelle

me watching monsters inc as a kid: how did it take so long for anyone to figure out that human child laughter not only produced energy like screams, but was more effective, and that children aren’t actually dangerous at all?

me watching monsters inc now: monsters incorporated, a multi-billion dollar corporate giant, stood to make extra profits off a scream shortage because low supply with high demand makes it possible to charge a fortune for a necessary commodity and everyone has no choice but to pay the high prices because they can’t go without electricity. Therefore Monsters Inc, as well as any other major powers that may have existed at the start of the era of using scream energy, fabricated the idea that only screams could generate sustainable energy sources in order to create artificial scarcity, because laugh energy was far easier to obtain and far more efficient, and therefore stood to lower the value of energy due to surplus. They also fabricated the idea that human children were toxic, in order to a) make other monsters too afraid to go near them to do research and possibly discover the secret of laugh energy, and b) to make monsters so afraid of going near them that there is a shortage of scarers, making it harder for rival companies to rise up and create competition. Even in the monster world, capitalism is based on lies, greed and cruelty, and even monster companies have no qualms about using and abusing children to maximize profits.

left-reminders

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Watching people understand the plot lol

excalibelle

damn u right sorry i didn’t understand the complexities of capitalist propaganda when I was 4, I’ll try to be a better person going forward 🙏

filmnoirsbian

There's a poem called "The Sciences Sing a Lullabye" which is pretty dear to me

The Sciences Sing a Lullaby by Albert Goldbarth

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Men really believe that they’re the only ones who feel lonely and alienated and also that it’s the responsibility of every individual woman that they encounter to fix it

comfy

FISH NO

..but comfy

FISH PLEASE YOU COULD GET HURT

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sleeby….

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succubus-saliva

Put those fucking sticks down

solardrake

my erectile dysfunction is so bad today dude i hate having adhd

solardrake

EXECUTIVE DYSFUNCTION

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free-range-tiddies

These White YouTubers really got yall defending them for free???

free-range-tiddies

"I can excuse their racism, because he's my stinky little bastard man" You guys are fucking weird. I'm not joking, you need help.

lucielovekj

Ppl will be like “end the stigma around mental illness uwu” but still judge you if you’re unemployed or single or not completely self-sufficient or healthy or perfectly groomed or still live with parents and don’t see the hypocrisy in that whatsoever

storybookprincess

utterly losing my mind that literally right as i was putting up our display for banned books week coming up in september, my boss got a call saying that the county higher ups have declared that we’re prohibited from saying “banned books” in association with any library programs or materials. “freedom to read” is okay apparently, but the phase “banned books” is, well, banned. if i tried to publish this scenario in a novel, my editor would probably send it back with a note saying that the irony is a bit too on the nose & that i need to tone it down a little. we have censored the discussion of censorship. i cannot handle how hilarious this is