this website’s easy watch. *dangles a bunch of greek gods like keys*
i know what i’m doing dw
Keep in mind I only know like. Two Greek gods by name. Homer is one of them, and he was good friends with Odysseus I think?
Wait fuck Homer isn’t a god he wrote the fucking thing. Fuck
POST CANCELLED NO ONE LOOK
desperately google searching for “greek gods to pray to when people notice your online idiocy”
You're failing.
You don’t think I know that, God of Death? Can I pray to you so I can DIE ALREADY
Pluto is Roman, not Greek
?????
Short version is that Pluto is a later name for the god of death, which is often associated with the Roman era/Roman mythology. Hades is the earlier name.
I set up my own house made of sticks and it has promptly fallen on me
HE’S NOT EVEN REAL?????*
I made this post thinking I knew what kind of fire I was playing with. Hephaestus, God of Fire, looking upon me from his fuck off tower or whatever said “Oh you think you know? Check this shit” and promptly set my post ablaze for everyone to observe
Hephaestus doesn't have a tower, he lived in a volcano
FINE THEN. BIG FUCK OFF VOLCANO. WHATEVER
wrong.
also, odysseus isnt a god either
HES NOT A GOD EITHER?????
odysseus is just some fuckin guy yeah sorry to tell you. a goddess really likes him and a couple gods aren't big fans but he's just A Dude who got stuck on a really long journey.
He sound like me frfr
Tbf with all the playing-with-fire you're doing, I'm pretty sure you're closer to Prometheus.
Unrelated - do you like eagles, OP?
I think eagles are about to like OP a whole lot
STOP FUCKING SNICKERING TO YOURSELVES WHAT ARE THE EAGLES GONNA DO TO ME.
ohhhh they're gonna be doing something...
